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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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8000. If your halo2 disk broke at 2 o'clock in the morning you would wake your parents and tell them to go get a new one right away.

  • 03.12.2007 2:56 PM PDT

Be more careful when choosing your gamertag than I was....

Profiles- Digorno/Digorno Supreme.

Howdy!

somebody pisses you off and you threaten them by saying you'll BXR them.

  • 03.12.2007 3:40 PM PDT
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When you flip a snowmobile and look at the person riding in the back and say..
"marine...wheres my x button...lets flip this hog."

  • 03.15.2007 4:34 PM PDT
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When playing football (soccer), you get a penalty. You then imagine Cortana in your mind saying:

"One question, what if you miss?"

And then you as calmly as possible say:

"...I wont."

You then kick the ball into the back of the net.

Someone then says in the crowd:

"For a brick, that flew pretty good."

  • 03.17.2007 12:10 PM PDT
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One symptom is you are without Halo for a few days, and your get very sick and shiver and get the chills until you touch the xbox controller

  • 03.17.2007 12:43 PM PDT
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You jump off the empire state building thinking there's no fall damage!

  • 03.17.2007 1:18 PM PDT
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You look at a pair of boobs and scream "MODS!"

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Posted by: Cubikated
You jump off the empire state building thinking there's no fall damage!
Wont be making that mistake twice!

  • 03.17.2007 1:53 PM PDT
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You could actually survive a fall like that, some guy fell like 30000 feet and lived

  • 03.17.2007 1:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cubikated
You jump off the empire state building thinking there's no fall damage!


lol

After losing a travel basketball game, while the opposing team is going home, you latch onto the back of their bus. Your coach calls you up on a cell phone and says, "Do you mind telling me what you're doing on that bus?" Your response, "Sir, finishing this fight."

When playing dodgeball, you get pissed because your victim moved to dodge the ball and the ball didn't home into the victim.

You chuck knives at someone and they all miss. You throw a temper tantrum because they didn't home in. Or explode.

When you're watching the movie The Sentinel, you keep your plasma pistol and plasma grenades at the ready.

  • 03.17.2007 2:17 PM PDT
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Then you punch your mother in the face and scream "Beat down! Give me my medal!"

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you make a ham and cheeze sandwitch the catsup is flouresent blue but you dont notice. you see your poster of a covanant elite and chuck it it sticks to the poster and you jump out of the room screaming "your dead ohhhhhhhhh i got you BURN!!!!!

  • 03.17.2007 3:42 PM PDT
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If yoy add somthing abou t halo in every sig on every forum you go to


If you write and essay about halo at school

If you PLAYING HALO and you shoot someone in the head and u scream B00M BI**H! HEAD SHOT!!!!

If you have been counting down the seconds for the halo 3 release lol

  • 03.17.2007 3:58 PM PDT
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You are on the battle feild and think. "Since I am not MC I have unlimited ammo" and end up getting killed because of it.

  • 03.17.2007 6:15 PM PDT
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You read through all the pages in this thread to see how many unique jokes their were...

  • 03.17.2007 6:22 PM PDT

My last thread: Why Reach Sucks

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If you and your friend's secret salute is your impersonations of the BxR animation.

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  • 03.17.2007 6:27 PM PDT

Blarg?

If you draw a plasma rifle on cardboard, cut it out, run like an elite up to a person, bash them with the cardboard rifle and yell "DEMON! YOU WILL DIE!"

[Edited on 3/17/2007]

  • 03.17.2007 6:50 PM PDT
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Forget there's fall damage in the real world.

You speak in n00b termanology. aka. gg man gg. BXR man BXR. Oh you f**** modder.

  • 03.17.2007 6:53 PM PDT
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To play or not to play....

Your friends are tired of you looking at them in a funny way.

However you just can't wondering what their skull would do if you could get it.
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You go on a road trip and call it "The Great Journey".
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You spend half the day wondering what Guilty Spark is guilty of.
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You know it sounds weird but you have a secret crush on Cortana. (LOL)
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You think Weight Watchers is out to save humanity because you mistake the before shots for Flood Carriers.
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You hear some kids playing outside and you think to yourself "Silly grunts".
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You bag people out for posting in this thread then post in it anyway.



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  • 03.17.2007 6:54 PM PDT

Blarg?

if you're in a forest and you see a gorilla you yell "OMG ITS A BRUTE!!"

[Edited on 3/17/2007]

  • 03.17.2007 6:56 PM PDT
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You create a HUD for yourself.

  • 03.17.2007 7:01 PM PDT

Blarg?

you dual weild bug spray canisters when fighting a fly

  • 03.17.2007 7:03 PM PDT

Blarg?

you think cortana is in your cellphones sim card, and you try to put the card in your head

  • 03.17.2007 7:08 PM PDT
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you go to a construction site and see a guy with a sledgehammer you yell " OH MY GOD! IT'S TARTAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • 03.17.2007 10:19 PM PDT
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You've played halo the day its come out.
Every Day.
I personally havent, but imagine the people that had.
[gods]

  • 03.17.2007 10:38 PM PDT