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I'm "D king"
Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

i have except for 4 days when i was really sick.

when u turn on your light bulb a voice in your head sys: "i am 343 guilty spark moniter of this instilation how may i be of assistance."

you dont wear your wedding ring in fear of three things.
1: tatarus will activate it and destroy you.
2: tiny little people are fighting on it .
3: the flood will eat your finger.

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  • 03.18.2007 1:18 AM PDT
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Here is a good one:
You join the army and finally go to war....You get shot 12-13 times, and you tell the medic, "Don't worry dude, I will only respawn at the base in 5 seconds...."

  • 03.18.2007 8:45 AM PDT
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Nothing is true, and everything is permitted.

8027 when you go to school and forget a pencil and say "I need a weapon"

  • 03.18.2007 12:18 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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you run into the bathroom and crouch behind a corner while pretending to reload your weapon only to unexpectedly roll up on a guy using the stall next to you so u roll your pen under the stall and yell "incoming!"

  • 03.18.2007 12:32 PM PDT

Thou hast been out BR'ed and now wilst feast most succulently upon my bageth of tea

When you see someone and they dont have any symbols floating over their head, your index finger starts twiching rapidly

  • 03.18.2007 12:50 PM PDT

I am a Floodian

8030
You dodge trains to see if their is an energy sword along the train tracks

8031
When you get arrested for murder you claim that you thought their sheilds were up.

  • 03.18.2007 1:27 PM PDT

Be more careful when choosing your gamertag than I was....

Profiles- Digorno/Digorno Supreme.

Howdy!

you try to kill somebody by punching them in the back, once.

you randomly go up to somebody and quickly hit them twice to knock them down, and then yell "BXB sucka"!

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  • 03.18.2007 4:51 PM PDT
Subject: 8000 Symptoms of a Halo maniac

When you rob a bank and have a gun fight with the swat team. All the while your yelling no fair noobz!! Im a one man team.

  • 03.18.2007 5:36 PM PDT

Blarg?

you're playing dodgeball and you get hit, and you yell "no fair, my energy shields werent up!"

  • 03.18.2007 10:40 PM PDT
Subject: 8000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...

Posted by: S2K ViP3R
there is not point in saying hey i got a 40- HIGH RANK MEANS NOTHING, it means you either bridged host or cheated...and the skillfull player like myself have 27s cause of cheating.

Gamertag: StlcKs <-- i is an "L"

The most bumped thread, ever.

  • 03.18.2007 10:57 PM PDT

Open your eyes
Open your mouths
Close your hands and make a fist!

wh3n u 5tart wr1t1n9 l1k3 th15

  • 03.19.2007 1:51 AM PDT
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You know you are a Halo maniac when you send your 5yo off for his fist day of school feeling comforted that:

1. He can whoop any of the other kid’s as@s on any map they choose - even if they had host

2. He is impervious to flaming - in fact those poor little kids don't know what their in for...

3. When he returns from his first day we can talk about tactics and strategies for his new map

4. If anything doesn't go his way, he will not take it personally but just blame the lag

5. School is within sniping rage, so you can offer support for skirmishes that may brake out at lunch time

6. He won't learn any bad language (already has a full vocabulary)

7. That he clearly understands the difference between ‘sand pit’ and ‘rumble pit’

8. He has the best hand-eye coordination, reflexes and timing of any kid in his year

9. That if the day gets too hard he can get out of bounds till it's over

10. I can send him a power up in his lunchbox

11. If he finds this level to hard he can do it again before attempting the next level

12. If he gets into any trouble he’s got a friend who’s a legit level 50

13. If there is any gang violence at school he’s at least part of fairly large clan

14. He is short enough to naturally avoid the teachers’ melee attack

15. Although he knows he shouldn’t, he has the doubleshot to get out of any sticky situation

16. He knows that the word ‘gey’ has more than one meaning. It doesn’t always mean that other person relies on the noob combo, and even if they do – he don’t have a problem with it

17. He goes to school already with a list of 100 or so useful sight words like team, lobby, report, sword, kill, assault, betray, assassinate, and killtacula.

18. At sport, everyone will be impressed with his superbounce.

19. He knows not to feel bad because all the ‘gifted’ kids are modding

20. He knows he can kill his new friends any way he likes, but he should never teabag them



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You get on a trampoline and scream "Hey look, I'm superjumping!"

  • 03.19.2007 5:45 AM PDT
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When you go to orientation for a new school that you don't like you think about de-leveling.

When you see a car coming down the street you try to board.

You are somewhere up really high such as in a tree and you fall thinking theres no fall damage.






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When you are behind someone in line you keep trying to hit B.
Every time you get in your car you see 'hit X to enter".
When ever you see someone really ugly you try to talk to the by saying "wort wort wort"

  • 03.19.2007 6:12 PM PDT

Posted by: stare3
Posted by: xp3r7k1LL3r
To get a life.


I'm a video gamer, I have multiple lives.


ZOMG COOLEST VIDEO!

when th person in the car next to you passes you you here "lost the lead"

  • 03.19.2007 6:27 PM PDT
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When you beat your sibling to the remote for the TV in your room, you hear "Territory controlled!" But, when you leave the room and come back to see your sib with the TV remote, you hear "Territory Lost!"

  • 03.20.2007 2:09 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

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You Take Rubber balls and throw them yellin "Eat frag grenades nub!!!"

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You run over someone and yell at them, "Yes! I got a Splatter Medal!"

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u run around screaming "ill bite your knee caps off!" to anyone you see

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That made no sense....

  • 03.20.2007 4:57 PM PDT
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When you see some one cheating on a test and u say under ur breath " Friggin Modder"

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When your basketball team is losing all of the games beacuse they "HOST" court advantge

  • 03.20.2007 6:39 PM PDT
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You go after a fight after school and one kid beats the other up you yell "NEW JUGGERNAUT"

When theres 5 minutes left in class you say "5 Minutes remaining"

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You hate life because motion sensor is off and you start each round (day) with no wepons

  • 03.20.2007 9:23 PM PDT