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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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you think that the guy with the long neck and pointy nose in the cubical next to you is all the sudden gona jump over the wall and shoot you with an overcharged plasma pistol and then hide behind his shield

  • 03.26.2007 7:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

ok now what we should start doing is giving a comment to the previous post then make your own 4 example.

you think that the guy with the long neck and pointy nose in the cubical next to you is all the sudden gona jump over the wall and shoot you with an overcharged plasma pistol and then hide behind his shield

lol good one.

You wont turn on your light-switch in fear the lightbulb will try to make you activate halo.







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  • 03.27.2007 12:56 AM PDT
Subject: 8000 Symptoms of a Halo maniac
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Thanks for the 1 vs 1 playlist bungie!!(NVM ITS REMOVED ALREADY)

NO I WILL NOT JOIN YOUR GROUP IF YOU ASK ME TO

When you accidentally hit a pedestrian in your car and the first thing you say is "GET SPLATTERED"

When you have to go to rehab for halo 2 addiction.(Lots of people need this)


"you steal the flag at a golfcourse and jump into a cart and yell "Floor It!!!!! - CableX" haha my favorite by far. i cant imagine what i would say if i saw someone do this while i was golfing.

[Edited on 03.27.2007 1:11 AM PDT]

  • 03.27.2007 1:05 AM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

lol those two were funny as

remeber to coment on the post before you

  • 03.27.2007 1:14 AM PDT
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"remeber to coment on the post before you"

Comment: I liked the conceit and the wit was very strong. The underyling metaphor for change and the perspective shift varied my worldview on many levels.



  • 03.27.2007 2:21 AM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

Your afraid of doughnuts

  • 03.27.2007 7:01 AM PDT
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Posted by: Mike D Halo King
Your afraid of doughnuts


I honestly didnt get that

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  • 03.27.2007 7:49 PM PDT
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Off of RvB...

If you name your first born Master Chief.

  • 03.27.2007 7:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

Posted by: Dark Spartan117
[quote]Posted by: Mike D Halo King
Your afraid of doughnuts


I honestly didnt get that

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doughnuts, the halo ring

  • 03.28.2007 6:36 AM PDT
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Whenever you go to play Halo or Halo 2, you say to your parents, "I'm going killing."


Ps. What number are we on?

  • 03.28.2007 2:36 PM PDT
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Vegeta what does the scouter say about the replies?

It's over 9,000!!!!!

  • 03.29.2007 3:37 PM PDT
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When you keep bumping this old ass thread..

  • 03.29.2007 4:29 PM PDT
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Uncontrolable twitching when you hear "Halo" or "Master Chief."

  • 03.29.2007 5:40 PM PDT
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Walking along the 19th floor balcony in the Luxor, Las Vegas you look down at the gaming floor below, look over at your wife and say "SUICIDE".

  • 03.29.2007 6:21 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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you went to the store and you saw a helmet that looked the the arbiters on sale with his face and body and it was like cardboard and you thought it was real and ran out of the store saying ''the covenant are here run for your lives!''

  • 03.29.2007 7:02 PM PDT
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wen u start using the word 'n00b' as an actual insult to real people

u trip sum random guy in th street and start t-bagging his body whilst yelling "R4PE!!"

wen u get a collection of fluffy toys and start beating at them with a hammer while they'r face down on th ground. with each hit u say "omg their blood is blue!"

u go into a museum with ur friends. u all run to seperate corners. u then have a race to the ancient history section. the first 1 there grabs the skull from a 1,000 year old mummy and runs around the museum counting the seconds that they hold onto this. as they do this their freinds grab ne weapon they can find in th museum (swords, ancient axes, old ladys) and try and take u down!

  • 03.30.2007 11:54 AM PDT
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Please put your ideas in seperate posts, ZanyApocalypse, so that when it is counted, we just have to count posts, not individual ideas.

Thanks.


P.S: The think that the mummy is going to be SLIGHTLY older than 1000 years.

  • 03.30.2007 2:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

come on keep it going

  • 04.01.2007 6:22 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Posted by: HaloXenon
when you need pen at exam, you say to teacher

I need weapon

and

at middle of football match (not soccer) you bash your teammates and shout Assassinate!


LMAO. when you have a food fight at lunch and throw mashed potatoes at someone and say I stuck Jamal.

  • 04.01.2007 6:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

You go over three doors down to a little child's home. You hijack their Barbie car (of course, mortally wounding them to do so), pretend it's a warthog, and yell "J00 GONNA GET R4P3D, NOOBBBZZOR!!!" All while trying to run the little child over. - from post one.

you see an really old guy crossing the street and think -blam!- -hes lagging. mine

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  • 04.01.2007 6:41 AM PDT
Subject: 8000 Symptoms of a Halo maniac

"There is no surer sign of insanity than trying the same thing repeatedly expecting different results."
-Albert Einstein

You get the highest score on a test in school, and when you get your paper back yell, "Gained the lead!"

  • 04.01.2007 7:18 AM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

lol good one

  • 04.01.2007 7:21 AM PDT

How's life?

Takin' forever...

You open your mechanical pencil and all of its contents spill on the floor, rolling under furniture or breaking, never to be seen again.
You say,
"Lost the lead!"

....might take you a second to get that one.

  • 04.01.2007 7:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

im off to play halo 2 cya

  • 04.01.2007 7:47 AM PDT

Just remember... I keep it real...

1) When you trip and fall and then expect to hear "beep...beep...bing!"
2)When playing sports and throw the ball at someones face and yell "no scope" or "head shot".

  • 04.01.2007 10:05 AM PDT