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Subject: 8000 Symptoms of a Halo maniac

When you hear the word teabag, the last thing you think about is tea.

  • 04.03.2007 8:59 AM PDT
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Posted by: IAEI Bone Crush
When you hear the word teabag, the last thing you think about is tea.


That could also pertain to a -blam!- addict...

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I'm "D king"
Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

you play halo all day and dont get up even to go to the bathroom.

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Posted by: Mike D Halo King
you play halo all day and dont get up even to go to the bathroom.


Why else did you think I took stock in Depends? ADULT DIAPERS-- FTW!!!ONEONE!!!11111! (... question mark... two... seventy-seven... four...)

'nother Symptom: Anytime someone is able to do something better than you, you blame it on "host advantage."

This'n may have already been said, so sorry if it has: Anytime someone makes you mad you challenge them to a "1v1" in the breakroom/playground/parking lot/whatev...

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Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

lol

  • 04.04.2007 7:44 AM PDT

Halo 3

You dont worry about crashing your car as you can just press 'x' to flip veichle and if that fails it will just respawn

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Nerd: I got a 93 on the test. GROOVY
HALO ADDICT: i got a 79.... Host advantage....

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When you meet a stranger, you shout "Covenant!!"

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If someone tells you, he's afraid of ghosts you answer him: "You don't have to be afraid of ghosts, behind the left wing is a round, grey box, on shot with the sniper rifle and the ghost is down" The gaze of the coward tells you, he has no idea what the hell are you talking about :D

  • 04.04.2007 11:20 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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you no-scope your brother for taking the last soda

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if warthogs arent considerd animals anymore

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they legally chang there name to master chief

and name there daughter cortana

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or if someone postes 4 halo maniac postes in a row

  • 04.04.2007 11:29 AM PDT
Subject: 8000 Symptoms of a Halo maniac
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Your finger twitches when you speak.

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You get in a fight with someone and knock them out, then yell

"Noob, you should have used BxR."

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i dont know what number, sorry.

you panic whenever you see images of jupiter and its moons, thinking its Threshold and Basis, and start frantically looking for Halo, but remeber that you blew it up.

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Since I dont know what number it is, here's mine:

You check bungie.net every day.

You make bungie.net your homepage.

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You stab a baby in the face and yell: "Spawn -R4pe-!!!"

[Edited on 04.04.2007 8:26 PM PDT]

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Posted by: Hybrid Artist
You stab a baby in the face and yell: "Spawn -R4pe-!!!"

This one is hard, buuuuuut I have to agree that it is funny :D

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you try to put a gun on the back of your jeep.

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when BXR means somthing to you

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wow, i can't believe this thread is still going! lol

about twenty pages ago this was around syptom 8200 so this one should be around 8700 - 8800, pretty big list lol



- you changed your name to john and fight a constant imaginary battle against the covanant

  • 04.06.2007 2:51 PM PDT
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When "Doubleshot" no longer applies to drinking.

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You brand your friends naked bodies when they go out with your ex-girlfriend. haha mark of shame.
alex

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If you splattered someone, you wonder why you didn't get a medal

If you find a skull you hold him as long as you can

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