Halo 2 Forum
This topic has moved here: Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
  • Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

My logic is undeniable.
the.dredwerkz@gmail.com
e-mail me about anything.
Don't send me group invites.

Posted by: Satanator
You are constantly checking for snipers.
I take slight offence to this because some of my friends have come back from irq and are a litle on edge when they're in public. Checking windows, hitting the deck whentey hear loud noises, etc.

  • 04.07.2007 10:37 AM PDT
Subject: 8000 Symptoms of a Halo maniac
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: thefinalarbiter2
You check bungie.net every day.

You make bungie.net your homepage.


Well, I certainly don't do both of those...... 8-)

What about when you're watching your friend play halo 2 while you're on the forums? He'll be done in a min and we can play team slayer :D

  • 04.08.2007 10:33 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

You keep going on about in 2552 the world will end, and the "holy one" as you call him will discover a great secret on an ancient forerunner installasion...

  • 04.10.2007 9:11 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: Hybrid Artist
You stab a baby in the face and yell: "Spawn -R4pe-!!!"


This one is hard, buuuuuut I have to agree that it is funny :D


Thats not funny, my baby sister died only 6 months ago and this brings back memeories

  • 04.10.2007 8:08 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

I'm "D king"
Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

that not funny :(

  • 04.11.2007 8:16 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: HARDCOREHALOFAN
Posted by: Hybrid Artist
You stab a baby in the face and yell: "Spawn -R4pe-!!!"


This one is hard, buuuuuut I have to agree that it is funny :D


Thats not funny, my baby sister died only 6 months ago and this brings back memeories

ok now its not funny...
alex

  • 04.11.2007 8:26 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

3400. When you jump out a second story window thinking there is no fall damage.

[Edited on 04.11.2007 11:35 AM PDT]

  • 04.11.2007 11:31 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Next post

[Edited on 04.11.2007 2:15 PM PDT]

  • 04.11.2007 2:14 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: HARDCOREHALOFAN
Posted by: Hybrid Artist
You stab a baby in the face and yell: "Spawn -R4pe-!!!"


This one is hard, buuuuuut I have to agree that it is funny :D


Thats not funny, my baby sister died only 6 months ago and this brings back memeories

Ok, I'm sorry

  • 04.11.2007 2:15 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Alright someone deff needs to pick like the top 50 out this list and make the top 50 ways to prove your a halo fanatic

  • 04.11.2007 2:35 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

When your are dazed from a punch in the face you run being a rock and make a gradually louder sounds and then drop a yellow holaahoop over your head

  • 04.11.2007 2:54 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

3402: When trying to play hangman, you guess the answer, and it has something to do with Pwning "beginners"

  • 04.11.2007 7:51 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

3403 - When cruisin' thru town you try to pick up chicks by honking your horn a few times expecting them to hop in

  • 04.11.2007 8:07 PM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

3404-You take an Iraqi flag back to america and say, flag captured!

[Edited on 04.11.2007 9:01 PM PDT]

  • 04.11.2007 9:00 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Your friend is a druggy and you say, "get me my needler". *Druggy friend injects needle*

  • 04.11.2007 9:42 PM PDT
Subject: 8000 Symptoms of a Halo maniac
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Posted by: gbeau427
3403 - When cruisin' thru town you try to pick up chicks by honking your horn a few times expecting them to hop in

hookers will actually do that...... if you have the dough......

  • 04.11.2007 9:43 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: xXxXxSweeKxXxXx
Alright someone deff needs to pick like the top 50 out this list and make the top 50 ways to prove your a halo fanatic


then someone blind needs to do the next 100 posts


you never turn your light bulb on in fear it will try and make you activate halo.

[Edited on 04.12.2007 6:34 AM PDT]

  • 04.12.2007 6:32 AM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

You steal a tank and try to invade paris

and

You steal a jeep and try to run over every kripple as you think they are part of the flood, after every five kills you yell various things in a deep voice

  • 04.12.2007 1:53 PM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: pYrO4239242
3404-You take an Iraqi flag back to america and say, flag captured!


we can't be on 3404, last time I checked we were getting close to 8900!!

  • 04.12.2007 1:59 PM PDT
Subject: 8000 Symptoms of a Halo maniac
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Posted by: xXxXxSweeKxXxXx
Alright someone deff needs to pick like the top 50 out this list and make the top 50 ways to prove your a halo fanatic


we are not proving that we are halo fanatics ourselves, we are just designating what you have to do to become a halo fanatic,

theres probably someone reading all this in shock as they have only just realised their problem


oh and sorry about triple post

  • 04.12.2007 2:04 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I am ROFLMFAO at some of these. The golf cart one on page 2 is freakin' hilarious and so is the flag pole one. it might take me a yr to read the entire post.

  • 04.12.2007 2:17 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

I know I havn't read all of them yet, you gotta give credit to those geniuses that thought of them, if you see any, or think of any really good one message me and tell me who did them and I will put them on the list on page 1

  • 04.12.2007 3:03 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

When theres a Halo bible study (no I don't mean like what podtacular does, I mean a bible study in halo about the "halo bible")
Or how about when your history teacher asks you what age we live in today, and you say "The Ninth age of Reclaimation" XD
Or if your history teach asks what made the Spartans so good and you say they were trained from an early age, they were bio-augmented and they have mjolnir armour and to top it you say that the Spartan III's have SPI ;)
Theres gotta be a joke we can have about the man cannon :\

[Edited on 04.12.2007 4:05 PM PDT]

  • 04.12.2007 4:03 PM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

You've broken numerous controllers due to host shotgun.

  • 04.12.2007 5:00 PM PDT
  • gamertag:
  • user homepage:
  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

when your classmates are late and you look at their empty seats,just then "matched player" pops up in your field of vision and you see a yellow square.

or when you get in a fight and win,you drop to a knee and deliver a "Bag of "T" right to the dome

  • 04.12.2007 8:21 PM PDT