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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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when you sign onto halo 2 and just be a nerd

  • 04.18.2007 7:21 PM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!
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I'm "D king"
Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

you tie a table clothe to a stick u found in the yard and run around screaming i have the flag expecting your fellow spartans to back u up

  • 04.19.2007 1:43 AM PDT
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when youve eaten your dinner and go on to your desert you see in the corner of your eye "Hold X to swap for spoon"

  • 04.19.2007 2:03 PM PDT
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okay guys that hold x to swap for spoon okay stop typing it it's been typed like 18 times now please think of something else with dinner.

  • 04.20.2007 12:04 PM PDT
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You say to you teacher "I couldn't do my homework because it wasnt in the game engine" and when your mom asks you to clean up your room you say "I need to download the new map"

  • 04.20.2007 12:49 PM PDT

There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.

When you find someone who pissed you off, you try to touch em to find the mute button

  • 04.20.2007 6:16 PM PDT
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When you crouch into an apartment sink and go and run and jump off the first floor onto a crack on the sidewalk thining your gonna juper jump to get to the top.
When u get into a fight and win and start teabagging them.
when you get hit in the side with a baseball and the coach says "i think hes down!" and you stand up saying in the most groggy voice"Not yet".
When you make a energy sword out of tin foil andtry to make inhuman dives at ppl thinking they will get locked on.

  • 04.22.2007 9:41 PM PDT
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1. You are only 20 and can't get into the club, so you and your friends stack your cars in the alley. you jump in the trunk hoping that when you get out it will force you into the club.

2. You write "killamanjaro" on your 'awards' in your high school graduation program

[Edited on 04.22.2007 10:24 PM PDT]

  • 04.22.2007 9:57 PM PDT
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when u r wearing a blue shirt you refuse to let anyone w/ a red shirt come near u and if they do u yell "THE ENEMY IS ADVANCING!!!!!"

  • 04.22.2007 11:58 PM PDT
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Your excuse for being late for work is: I was waiting for my car to re-spawn

  • 04.23.2007 4:26 AM PDT
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Nobody even reads these.

When you lose track of your friends in a crowd you
A: try to look on your radar
or
B: look for their Green arrow

  • 04.23.2007 10:08 AM PDT
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when your playing basketball and try throwing the ball hard at the other players, if they catch it then you say OH YEAH I STUCK HIM FROM ACROSS THE MAP

  • 04.23.2007 4:55 PM PDT
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when someone says hello and you say halo what?

  • 04.23.2007 4:58 PM PDT

You jump off the front porch ,onto a crack on the sidewalk, thinking it will bounce you on top of your house.

  • 04.23.2007 5:00 PM PDT
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when u dont play halo for at least 4 hours a day u start having a nerves breakdown.

  • 04.23.2007 5:04 PM PDT

you write "sid was here" on your friends house.

  • 04.23.2007 5:04 PM PDT

You go to wal-mart looking for a calender for the year 2552 just to see cortanas july photo.

  • 04.23.2007 5:08 PM PDT

When the G.P.S. in your car tells you to turn left, you say thank you cortana.

  • 04.23.2007 5:12 PM PDT
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when you insist that if you step into the mist at those spooky houses it will launch you up three miles

  • 04.23.2007 5:15 PM PDT

You see your dog laying on the ground , so you walk up and tea bag him.

  • 04.23.2007 5:23 PM PDT
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you go to your college and shoot 32 people and say stuff like DOUBLE KILL, TRIPLE KILL, KILLTACULAR, KILL FRENZY, KILLTROCITY, KILLAMANJARO, KILLING SPREE, RUNNING RIOT, RAMPAGE, BESERKER, OVERKILL and then SUICIDE GAME OVER

who ever posted this is messed up. it isn't funny to make fun of what happened at virginia tech, it was tragic

  • 04.23.2007 10:05 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

Check out my Halo 3 Machinma here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rNzxWp77Zo

When you takeover a room in your hosue and yell Territory Controlled!

  • 04.23.2007 10:36 PM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!
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Yeah. Making fun of the V-Tech Massacre isn't cool.
Now, for mine;

When you see a bunch of little kids running around, your melee finger starts twictching.

  • 04.23.2007 10:36 PM PDT
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You post reply number 3673 in a Halo 2 message board thread.

[Edited on 04.23.2007 11:21 PM PDT]

  • 04.23.2007 11:20 PM PDT