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Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!
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You are playing Rumble Pit, you see someone running across the screen, and your kids shouts "throw a grenade daddy!"

  • 04.24.2007 2:52 PM PDT
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double post

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  • 04.24.2007 2:54 PM PDT

Posted by: EvilTurkey1021
I think the fact that Jack Thompson is still alive is proof that gaming does not turn people into violent killers.

when you walk past a crack in the pavement and you look for an acute angle to crouch in

  • 04.24.2007 3:53 PM PDT
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when ur in a fight with some kid u try to BxB

  • 04.26.2007 2:11 PM PDT

I am the essence of your fears, once you awake you will be silenced...

You run around at night and stand in front of cars thinking you have active camo.

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When ever you knock some one out you stand above their face and crouch twice.

  • 04.26.2007 2:23 PM PDT
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when ever your in a watergun fight you pull a supersoaker from nowhere.

  • 04.26.2007 2:25 PM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!
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you are addicted to halo when you use kill medals as units of measure. I ate a kill fenzy worth of pizza!! GG

  • 04.26.2007 2:26 PM PDT
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if you talk about using a butter knife and you make the pssh sound like the energy sword.

  • 04.26.2007 2:29 PM PDT
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I repeat, sing along with me, I run the streets the streets don't run me.

You body hump graves.

  • 04.27.2007 11:22 AM PDT
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you suck -blam!-

  • 04.27.2007 11:30 AM PDT

Booyah!

i guess people lost track of numbers-
everytime you see someone lying down, you go over and t-bag them

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Okay why do you guys have to copy what other people are saying just wording it different! Thats boring!

Now for mine

You insist since your girlfriend and you are 18 and shes got jugs she dresses up as cortana for her last halloween.

  • 04.28.2007 8:48 AM PDT

DMR is your friend :)

You have not only read everything on this list already (twice), you've actually gone out and done everything just to prove it.

  • 04.28.2007 9:33 AM PDT

Thou hast been out BR'ed and now wilst feast most succulently upon my bageth of tea

your homepage is bungie.net

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you learn to talk so it looks like your saying something else, just like Miranda.

  • 04.28.2007 6:24 PM PDT

$50,000,000,000 REWARD!!!

Santa Claus must be stopped! He is a menace who is not only guilty of billions of counts of breaking in entering, but also runs an illegal sweatshop of midgets forced to work for no pay using stolen materials to make gifts that infringe on every company and manufacturer around the globe, causing world wide economic disasters. He is to be taken dead or alive!

Your friend walks around a corner, and surprises you so you instinctively kill him shotgun. You then say to his dead body, "Please don't boot me, it was an accident!"

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  • 04.28.2007 6:58 PM PDT

$50,000,000,000 REWARD!!!

Santa Claus must be stopped! He is a menace who is not only guilty of billions of counts of breaking in entering, but also runs an illegal sweatshop of midgets forced to work for no pay using stolen materials to make gifts that infringe on every company and manufacturer around the globe, causing world wide economic disasters. He is to be taken dead or alive!

When having s3x with your girlfriend, you leave you clothes on, stand on her body while she is lying down, and crouch up and down, shouting "TEA-BAG!"

  • 04.28.2007 7:00 PM PDT

There is no free speech here. There is no due process.
Welcome to Bungie. You have no rights. Play nice.™

So I accually counted every post in this just to see how many there are.

#8275) Waiting for the red light to change green at any given intersection, and yelling "What is this LAG?"

#8276) Walking down the street with your friends..accidently, you run into a sign post...Your friends laugh at you...so you say "BLAM*N Stand-Byers"

#8277) Your girlfriend/boyfriend cheated on you...so you report it to h2cheats@microsoft.com

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#8278) when your playing hide and seek and quickly find a spot to superbounce (that was probably mentioned before)

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8279)When you finish a paintball game come out sayin` "I got at least 20 medals and Killtacular!"

  • 04.30.2007 3:34 PM PDT
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you think you can jump off a 10 story building......and live.

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8280) When you go to school after a vacation and they demand your homework you say "I need to download the new update so i'll be back in 7 dayz"

  • 04.30.2007 3:42 PM PDT
Subject: 8000 Symptoms of a Halo maniac
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Posted by: JohnnyRico117
Posted by: HARDCOREHALOFAN
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You stab a baby in the face and yell: "Spawn -R4pe-!!!"


This one is hard, buuuuuut I have to agree that it is funny :D


Thats not funny, my baby sister died only 6 months ago and this brings back memeories



Ok, I'm sorry


Well, Im not

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  • 04.30.2007 3:48 PM PDT