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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

8325) While Your t baggin them sum1 else comes us and attacks u from behind...then starts t baggin u...and where do the pig come in all this?

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  • 05.03.2007 11:55 AM PDT

8326) You come up behind ur boss at work bxr him and keep tbaggin him til he fires u! lol

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8327 ) You think Tea Bagging is a part of evryday life in the real world.

  • 05.03.2007 1:01 PM PDT

"Waiting for Halo REACH to hit the streets"

8328) you smack 4 of your classmates and shout "killtacular"

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You go over to the BUNGIE headquartes and teabag the staff till they turn the new maps on. Dagnabit!!!

  • 05.03.2007 1:21 PM PDT

i dont no y starstuff thinks hes cool but the only he heres is "LOST THE LEAD" "GAME OVER"!!!

  • 05.03.2007 4:57 PM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!

Your married and your on a datewith your girlfriend and after you get in the car to go home with her you suddenly blurt out "Betrayal!"

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2831)you are such a big fan of halo you create takeoff of bungie and try to make a game like halo from your own one man team.

  • 05.03.2007 5:06 PM PDT

Just remember... I keep it real...

Your playing bad mitten and aiming for people's head's while yelling Head Shot!

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2832) You think the fact that you've beaten halo 2 with legendary mode 89 times makes up for the fact that you have no friends.

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2833) ur talking about animals and all of a sudden ur teacher mentions pelicans and immediately u run outside scanning the skys

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  • 05.03.2007 6:23 PM PDT

Greatest of all time

8329) When you kiss your bride at your wedding you hear "GAME OVER"

  • 05.03.2007 7:02 PM PDT

every time someone says RECON here Luke kills another persons chances of getting it, and another thread on the halo 3 forum dies
War is fun for those who dont experience it in real life
the ODST Recon the best thing that will ever happen to u or at least for me
shenanigans
u killed flipyap

8330) when u here the words war or lock in the same sentence u immdieatly blurt out. SHOTGUN IS MINE!

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8331 Your zombie plan includes covenant weapons.

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8332 ( idont know ow to post w/out replying) at school playing capture the flag you tell youtr friend to get turret and another to get side seat

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8333 when you are at school and somone pushes you over and you hear them say BXR biatch

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8334. You know how to kill hordes of zombies from small rooms for hours.

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8335) You actually reserved and are going to pay for the $135 Halo 3 legendary package.

8336) While playing baseball you throw the ball at the pitcher's feet and yell "Frag out!".

8337) You play H2 campaign so much it has left you mentally impared and you tell everyone that you could've sworn that little kid just screamed "He's unstoppable!" or that that really tall guy just yelled "Your no match for an elite, vermine!".

8338) When hunting you shoot the deer in the head 4 times with the last to shots being back to back.

8339) While watching the movie Resident Evil you scream at your tv screen "no! Use the battle rifle at this range you idiot, not the magnum!"

8340) When you knock someone out in a fight you pull down your pants and stick or (youknows) in their mouth.

8341) Every morning right as you wake up you hear a mysterious voice say "Slayer".

8342) When you call to book your vacation you request to stay in Hotel Zanzibar and the lady on the phone replies in confusion.

8343) Whenever you see someone wearing a ring you snatch it off their finger, throw it on the ground, and start stomping it.

8344) You failed your last exam meserably because the only answer you put were B and A because X, Y, L, R, start, and back weren't listed.

8345) (this one has actually happened to me) Whenever your talking to someone you stop in the middle of what you are saying because you think they can't hear you because you forgot to press the white button. When they ask you why you stopped you just pause for a second then continue what you were saying.

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8346) At schooll you chin your freinds, each time you chin two of them in a row you yell double chin, you chin a fat kid and yell double kid as well

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8347) When bungie matchmaking is down, within 5 minutes there are 7 new threads about the possible cause of this horrific event!

  • 05.04.2007 7:53 PM PDT

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get... but you can bet it will be chocolate.

8348) your having sex with your girl and you start yelling "Cortana Cortana!"

  • 05.04.2007 8:00 PM PDT

Greatest of all time

Posted by: travy35
8347) When bungie matchmaking is down, within 5 minutes there are 7 new threads about the possible cause of this horrific event!


i agree whenever something bad on Bungie happens everyone wants to get attention for themselves by making a thread about it

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8349) Your playing football and you score a touchdown but before letting go of the ball you stay there for five seconds kneeling trying to arm it.

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Posted by: Tactical Mind07
8335) You actually reserved and are going to pay for the $135 Halo 3 legendary package.

8336) While playing baseball you throw the ball at the pitcher's feet and yell "Frag out!".

8337) You play H2 campaign so much it has left you mentally impared and you tell everyone that you could've sworn that little kid just screamed "He's unstoppable!" or that that really tall guy just yelled "Your no match for an elite, vermine!".

8338) When hunting you shoot the deer in the head 4 times with the last to shots being back to back.

8339) While watching the movie Resident Evil you scream at your tv screen "no! Use the battle rifle at this range you idiot, not the magnum!"

8340) When you knock someone out in a fight you pull down your pants and stick or (youknows) in their mouth.

8341) Every morning right as you wake up you hear a mysterious voice say "Slayer".

8342) When you call to book your vacation you request to stay in Hotel Zanzibar and the lady on the phone replies in confusion.

8343) Whenever you see someone wearing a ring you snatch it off their finger, throw it on the ground, and start stomping it.

8344) You failed your last exam meserably because the only answer you put were B and A because X, Y, L, R, start, and back weren't listed.

8345) (this one has actually happened to me) Whenever your talking to someone you stop in the middle of what you are saying because you think they can't hear you because you forgot to press the white button. When they ask you why you stopped you just pause for a second then continue what you were saying.


hahahahahahahhahaha nice one
8350.) every black guy u see(no offense intended) u call them johnson

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  • 05.05.2007 11:26 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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you get knocked out and you start screaming, THEY,RE STANDBYING

  • 05.05.2007 11:40 AM PDT