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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

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When at a movie theater you watch a movie and an alien comes up on it so you whip out a paintball gun and blast the screen.

  • 05.12.2007 9:30 AM PDT
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1384) I love halo so much but when a girl over xbox live thinks you should go out with her you yell "abandone the ship" and you jump out your window!

  • 05.13.2007 3:56 PM PDT
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432. fart in ur mouth

  • 05.14.2007 1:31 PM PDT
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What?

  • 05.14.2007 4:43 PM PDT
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keep em coming come on.

  • 05.16.2007 12:15 PM PDT
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You walk into school and say to you friends "DAMMIT I HATE THIS MAP"

  • 05.16.2007 1:59 PM PDT
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When channel surfing you say "I hate this map, this one too, oh and also this one, and then you find this really good p0r|\| map and it says you have to download it ='[ (pay))

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Go and kidnap Jeff Steitzer (the guy who says everything in multiplayer.)and have him walk around with you in your everyday life.Everytime you do something he says one of his phrases.If you steal the schools flag he yells out "Flag Taken" or if you booby trap your buddies car by strapping a bomb to the undersid eof his car he says "bomb armed,bomb planted". and he would do this all day long.

  • 05.16.2007 3:40 PM PDT
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if you actullay read every one of these posts

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if you know where every super jump is

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If you are a Legit 50

  • 05.16.2007 4:51 PM PDT

еat аll уour рies іn ѕecret сamps
the Shadows are watching.

If try to BXR your cat when it scratches the chair.

  • 05.16.2007 4:57 PM PDT
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When you look around at the people around you, you say, Hey! You're not a spartan or an elite! You're a regular human wearing normal clothes! MODDERZ!!!


Also, when you in the bathroom for a really long time, you sister comes up and knocks. She says: What are you doing in there? You say: I'm finishing this fight!

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when a really good paintballer owns your entire team you wonder why his screen name doesnt say your top of your head I.E Ghost of lockout

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If you see the postman who jumps out of his car then walks next to your house (base) with a big (maybe round) packet in his hand, you just scream "He wants to plant the bomb" so you kill him. Then you take his ride to drive to the post office and wait till he respawn :D

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  • 05.17.2007 10:20 AM PDT
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1394) You think that halo 1 is a collecters item.

  • 05.17.2007 12:48 PM PDT

The Official Song of the New Flood.
Posted by: Kamatzu
Everyone! Gather round my genitals!

you freak out at school because you think a backpack strap clinking against a locker is a fraggie. then you try to pull out your BR.

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You -blam!- to posters of Halo wepons.

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You wish Cortana was your girl friend.

  • 05.17.2007 3:40 PM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!
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when you play doge ball everytime you throw the ball you yell grenade

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if you can kill someone before they respawn.

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1400) yOU GIVE YOUR FRIENDS THE NAMES OF HALO CHARACTERS SO YOU CAN THINK OF HALO ALL DAY LONG. I AM ALWAYS SARG!!

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Posted by: glass
1400) yOU GIVE YOUR FRIENDS THE NAMES OF HALO CHARACTERS SO YOU CAN THINK OF HALO ALL DAY LONG. I AM ALWAYS SARG!!


Can i be MC?

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You try to buy a shotgun and the sales clerk say nope no licence you say -blam- moderz!

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during a test a guy trys to look over and cheat and you melee him

  • 05.17.2007 6:27 PM PDT