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1443) You go to church and see a golden halo on an angel, and think Halo has been activated.
1444) While at church, you hear, "Holy Covenant", and think the Covenant have taken over the world.
1445) So you go home and grab your Master Chief paintball armor, and don your helmet from Halo 3 legendary edition.
1446) After donning your armor, you grab your father's M-16, which you put colored cardboard with designs to make it look like a BR.
1447) In order to change weapons, you put a different carboard shell on the gun.
1448) You run out into the street and start firing randomly, but the magazine is empty, so you say B-B-Bang, for you BR, and Tuft, Tuft Tuft for your assault rifle.
1449) Your grenades are fireworks that you through at people.
1550) After being apprehended, put into an insane asylum, and stripped of your armor, you see your face in a reflection, and think either, "So thats what his face looks like..."
1551) You bring a hunting rifle of some sort and shoot the endangered gorrilas thinking they are brutes.
1552) Your in the army, run over an IED, and while in the infermary, you scream, "MODDER!!!, I COULDN'T SEE THE TRIPMINE!!!"
1553) While in the infermary, you yell at the doctors after an explosion, calling them a noob for saving you while they planted the terrorists planted the bomb.
[Edited on 06.02.2007 8:48 AM PDT]