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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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When your at the audition for the choir and you start sing the monks part of the Halo theme

  • 05.20.2007 6:14 AM PDT
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1425)when you have trouble picking up the nife becasue the spoon fell on it when you tried to get you best steak killing combo so now your reticule keeps asking if you want to swap for the spoon or dual wield the spoon with you fork

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  • 05.20.2007 8:44 AM PDT
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If you want some, Come get some!!!!!!!!!!

1426) When your croutching over the toilet taking a dump yelling, bomb armed, bomb planted, take the lead

  • 05.20.2007 10:32 AM PDT
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idk wat number this is but....
you see everyone with emblems above their heads and when someone bumps into you, you say betrayal

[Edited on 05.25.2007 4:58 PM PDT]

  • 05.25.2007 4:57 PM PDT
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1428) You believe that you can actually live with a full clip of a Battle Rifle shot at your chest!


[Edited on 05.26.2007 10:31 AM PDT]

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Hey I just realized that this thread started on my BDay two years ago awesome, lets keep it alive guys.

  • 05.27.2007 1:01 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Your sons first words are ''bow chica honk honk''

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  • 05.27.2007 2:07 PM PDT
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I'm "D king"
Posted by: King Karp
I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

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Im actually known really well at collage for being a halo maniac, damn proud too. Anyone else get refered to as the halo guy at work or school?


Yea man ditto! HOO RAH!


me im known as the GG ( Game Guru.)

  • 05.27.2007 11:21 PM PDT
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ANY ONE looking for a very good and active clan? message me now!!!!!! Clan is called FEAR FFA we all about ffa's and we are some of the best assembled on X box live... no joke check us out we glady except new Clan Members....Only if your good enough...No Ranking system Either no Color Cordination just Pure Healthy KILLING!!!!!!!! =D

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  • 05.28.2007 2:04 AM PDT
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Okay wtf?

1430)Your mother sees you playing halo 2 so much she plays it while you sleep.

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  • 05.28.2007 8:25 AM PDT

Send A Friend Request to Schloxictonkey if you need a good teammate and you are good

1492- columbus sets sail for india and you still go on halo2spy.com to check for new glitches

  • 05.28.2007 8:31 AM PDT

MUHUHEHEHAHAHAHAHAI!!!!! [/evillaughter]
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|.==,-.~;. ____:._______ __’__’__’_ _ _\=
|................--:---:--:--‘---:,, ,,, ,,, ,,,:---: /=
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OMG look!!! You can see Bungie!!!!! O.O

1432- You see a plane fly overhead and you shout either "Banshee! Take cover!" or "Echo-419! Come in!"

1433- You constantly try to power slide cars into people, and if you succeed, you see the roadkill medal appear

1434- You see some guy with a motorcycle and shout "Enemy Ghost!" and you jump on and kick the guy out and say "Haha! You got jacked!" and you see a hijack medal appear out of the corner of your eye.

1435- In any team sport, while planning out the game, you say, "Okay, they're in standard formation: little bastards up front, big ones in back. Good luck, [INSERT TEAM NAME HERE]."

1436- Someone shines a green-colored flashlight in your eyes and you run behind a rock, shouting, "My shields are down! Taking cover!"

1437- You attach a machete to the back of some old nerf gun and use it like a brute shot

1437.5- You attach two machetes to the front of a small nerf pistol and use it like a spiker

1438- You think a trampoline is a mancannon

1439- You use green flashlights and soccer balls to drop everything in your hands (you should know what I mean if you know about the empty-hand glitch) and then, you try to avoid any object that you can pick up.

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  • 05.28.2007 6:55 PM PDT

MUHUHEHEHAHAHAHAHAI!!!!! [/evillaughter]
___.............._______/```````````````:::--..
|.==,-.~;. ____:._______ __’__’__’_ _ _\=
|................--:---:--:--‘---:,, ,,, ,,, ,,,:---: /=
`-.,.__._._,,...---:::"/

OMG look!!! You can see Bungie!!!!! O.O

OMG!!! U AGAIN!!!??? THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE SEEN YOU POST ON SOME RANDOM THREAD!!!
Posted by: SPAREnoEV1L
ANY ONE looking for a very good and active clan? message me now!!!!!! Clan is called FEAR FFA we all about ffa's and we are some of the best assembled on X box live... no joke check us out we glady except new Clan Members....Only if your good enough...No Ranking system Either no Color Cordination just Pure Healthy KILLING!!!!!!!! =D

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  • 05.28.2007 6:56 PM PDT

GT/Steam: Squiggy888
I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

1440 you win fistfights with elites and brutes on legendary

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1441) You used a hair growing kit not for your head but on your body so you could become a brute. Ands to top it off you learned their language.

1442) You had a smith make a metal stick in the shape of the one ARbiter got stabbed with and you make the same mark on your chest.

  • 06.01.2007 3:19 PM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!

when ever you punch somebody in the face you yell out BEAT DOWN

  • 06.01.2007 3:34 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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1443) You go to church and see a golden halo on an angel, and think Halo has been activated.


1444) While at church, you hear, "Holy Covenant", and think the Covenant have taken over the world.


1445) So you go home and grab your Master Chief paintball armor, and don your helmet from Halo 3 legendary edition.


1446) After donning your armor, you grab your father's M-16, which you put colored cardboard with designs to make it look like a BR.


1447) In order to change weapons, you put a different carboard shell on the gun.


1448) You run out into the street and start firing randomly, but the magazine is empty, so you say B-B-Bang, for you BR, and Tuft, Tuft Tuft for your assault rifle.

1449) Your grenades are fireworks that you through at people.


1550) After being apprehended, put into an insane asylum, and stripped of your armor, you see your face in a reflection, and think either, "So thats what his face looks like..."


1551) You bring a hunting rifle of some sort and shoot the endangered gorrilas thinking they are brutes.


1552) Your in the army, run over an IED, and while in the infermary, you scream, "MODDER!!!, I COULDN'T SEE THE TRIPMINE!!!"


1553) While in the infermary, you yell at the doctors after an explosion, calling them a noob for saving you while they planted the terrorists planted the bomb.





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you teabag your rivals after you beat them in football

when you play football, u hold on to the ball as long as you can

you have random childhood memories about something boring

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  • 06.02.2007 1:52 PM PDT
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1557) Whenever you trip, you point a finger at the spawn system.

1558) You can often be found at the graveyard t-bagging all of the war veterans.

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when u knock some1 out in a boxing match and u teabag him while screaming GET 12APEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • 06.02.2007 1:53 PM PDT
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1560) You do your Biography paper on Master Chief.


1561) You take your sister's barbies and paint it to look like Cortona.


1562) After making Cortona, you shove the Barbie into you ear.

  • 06.02.2007 2:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: hunttiger2
When your at the audition for the choir and you start sing the monks part of the Halo theme


Our school band played the Halo theme once.

  • 06.02.2007 3:02 PM PDT