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Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!
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you don't just play the game...you go online and talk about the game as well.

  • 06.28.2007 11:25 PM PDT
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[Edited on 06.28.2007 11:26 PM PDT]

  • 06.28.2007 11:26 PM PDT

There was a man from Allentown who fed his son to death.
He calmly watched him gorge himself until his final breath.
And there he stood, surprised and shocked above his tiny frame.
He said: "I bear no blame for this. I only share his name!"

At every mistake you make during your daily routine, you exclaim "LAG!!!"

  • 06.29.2007 1:27 AM PDT
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When you see bullies at your school, you shout "Eat my needler, brutes!" And throw pencils at 'em.

[Edited on 07.26.2007 12:01 PM PDT]

  • 07.02.2007 5:24 PM PDT
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You think you've found the invisible skull, pick it up, and try to go shoplifting.

  • 07.02.2007 5:28 PM PDT

92% of teens moved on to rap music. If your part of the 8% that stayed with rock,© put this on your sig. {Courtesy of Almstask8r515}

Join the group x UIO x (Unbelievabely Intense Ownage)

http://www.bungie.net/fanclub/113072/GroupHome.aspx

you run around with a toy gun and bash people in the head with it and shoot then run around yeslling "BxR BxR!!!!!"

  • 07.13.2007 10:07 PM PDT

You and your friends has fake Halo fights in the living room, using the glass table for cover, and try superbouncing by jumping off the roof and landing on the crack in your driveway.

  • 07.13.2007 11:04 PM PDT
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Theres To many posts I just skipped to the end hope someone didn't think of this yet
#159 You open the back hatch of your moms minivan as shes leaving the driveway, jump in, stand up, turn around and throw her golf clubs at people yelling WOOOPEEE ITS A GAUSE!!!

  • 07.13.2007 11:23 PM PDT
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Another b4 i go to bed (PS) im not sure if those are the actuall numbers.
#160 Whenever you have guests at your house you tell them they have to stay in the unranked rooms and that if they have to leave they must sign out.

  • 07.13.2007 11:27 PM PDT
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161.) When a magician performs a magic trick you accuse him of modding

162.) You shoot yourself to see if you have energy shields

  • 07.14.2007 12:12 AM PDT
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163.) You throw gum at people and in their hair say "ooh get stuck"

  • 07.14.2007 9:49 AM PDT
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2002?. When going into computer class you try to take Cortana out of your head.


[Edited on 07.15.2007 9:07 AM PDT]

  • 07.15.2007 9:03 AM PDT
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you're reading this.

  • 07.15.2007 12:19 PM PDT
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You see seven year olds yelling in high pitched voices throwing blue water balloons and you think they are grunts.

  • 07.19.2007 12:40 AM PDT
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You tell your real life friends you can't play with them because you havent down loaded the new maps.

  • 07.19.2007 12:45 AM PDT
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When somebody says 'your in the elite level' [of anything that you are good at]

you say 'no way, im a Spartan'

  • 07.19.2007 1:05 AM PDT
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Not sure if anything like this has been said..


Whenever one of your friends takes something you really wanted, you sneak up and punch them in the back and say "Dude, I freaking told you I was going to assassinate you if you picked up the Sniper"
Then he comes back and punches you in the back, and you scream in anger as you realize you can't just boot him by hitting the x button :(.


You sigh, and look over towards your driving instructure, "Are you going to get out and flip the vehicle, or do I have to?"



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  • 07.19.2007 1:56 AM PDT
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Your not afraid of anything because you know you'll just respawn again in 5 seconds

  • 07.19.2007 7:34 AM PDT

If you're fighting fair, your tactics suck!

I just realized to do every single one of these...I am a halo*Epic pause* Halo maniac! Duh duh duaah

You act like mc when you play single player.... I do that =D

  • 07.19.2007 7:38 AM PDT
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if some one wants to fight you say your gonna BxB them, then run around saying "you just got BxB"

  • 07.19.2007 9:42 AM PDT
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If you like Arnold Scwarchinegar and Halo you say "I'll be back In 3 seconds" every time you die. (cause of the respawn time)

  • 07.19.2007 4:09 PM PDT
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you hear the jingle of keys behind you nd swear to god its a grenade rolling nd shoot -blam!- watch the flank

  • 07.19.2007 4:50 PM PDT
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when you look at kids and call them a level 1 noob

  • 07.19.2007 5:28 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

"Betcha can't stick it."

If you think of pressing (X) to use the toilet. or if you search for glitches /skulls in real life.

  • 07.19.2007 5:38 PM PDT