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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

"Betcha can't stick it."

Perhaps if you get shot /and bleeding to death and say "dont worry my shields will recharge."

  • 07.19.2007 5:46 PM PDT

179 (i think):: your girlfriend wants to sleep with you and you tell her after one more game,
by the time you finally finish playing she has moved out.


Posted by: I i QuiT HaLo I
You walk into school and say to you friends "DAMMIT I HATE THIS MAP"

<-lol brilliant

[Edited on 07.19.2007 5:59 PM PDT]

  • 07.19.2007 5:57 PM PDT
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"Don't you trust me?'
"No, I can't say that I do."
"Good, you'll live longer."

when you try 2 name ur children "chief"

  • 07.26.2007 12:48 AM PDT
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"Don't you trust me?'
"No, I can't say that I do."
"Good, you'll live longer."

when u try to screw a halo 2 game case



LMAO

  • 07.26.2007 12:55 AM PDT
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when you hurt your friends you yell owned and if they beat you you yell hackzorz
you and your friends beat his little siblings down and yell blue win good game red
when you yell noob to random people
when you get in a fight and lose you yell omg i lunged noob hacker

  • 07.26.2007 2:10 AM PDT
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You're positive you saw a battle rifle at your local gun store.

  • 07.26.2007 11:57 AM PDT
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when you do a very dangerous act, and right before you are about to die, you realise that you can't respawn.

  • 07.26.2007 12:04 PM PDT
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Dont repost them.
#____: When your gym teachers asks you why you ran so slowly you say you had bad lag.

  • 07.26.2007 12:17 PM PDT
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#____: You know the game by memory and on roadtrips you bring the controller and start playing without a TV.

  • 07.26.2007 12:20 PM PDT
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Posted by: Wrecktified
#____: You know the game by memory and on roadtrips you bring the controller and start playing without a TV.


now THAT is a good one.

  • 07.27.2007 6:36 AM PDT

i had a dream that i was a bug and i was flying around my empty room. wtf

whenever you see someone walking backwards and then forwards you yell "blam, Lag"

[Edited on 07.29.2007 2:19 PM PDT]

  • 07.27.2007 5:22 PM PDT

sketchy

#: whenever you do something stupid you immediately think "revert to last checkpoint!!"

  • 07.27.2007 5:57 PM PDT
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your life motto is wort wort wort
if you memorize so many halo quotes that you forgot every language except for the sanghieli language and quotes.
u play so long that your xbox blows up.
or my personal favorite someone makes u mad so u through a blue rubber ball at him and yell OMG HAXORZ IT DIDNT STICK!!!!

  • 07.27.2007 6:35 PM PDT

$50,000,000,000 REWARD!!!

Santa Claus must be stopped! He is a menace who is not only guilty of billions of counts of breaking in entering, but also runs an illegal sweatshop of midgets forced to work for no pay using stolen materials to make gifts that infringe on every company and manufacturer around the globe, causing world wide economic disasters. He is to be taken dead or alive!

You tell your friend to drive his jeep at you and try to jump at the right moment to bounce off the windshield and go up into the air.

Someone seriously tried this and died!! The car was going like 100 MPH!!!!

  • 07.27.2007 6:56 PM PDT
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When a car bomb pulls up, you think "N00b! Can't arm a bomb in a vehicle!"

  • 07.28.2007 2:22 PM PDT
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you go on a running riot and then realize that the people aren't spawning. once ur in jail u commit suicide cuz u think that u'll spawn in ur house.

  • 07.30.2007 7:42 PM PDT
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Wen your fighting someone and you knock him out in 2 hits you go around screaming to eveyone You just got B X B

  • 07.30.2007 9:16 PM PDT
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if you sleep with a gun under your pillow

  • 07.31.2007 10:30 AM PDT

Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Rienstien, I always knew you were a genius.

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hello my name is rien and i am a vegetarian and also a furry. i do not eat tofu or salad because that is dumb. meat looks gross but i realy like d1ck...........for breakfest i eat assorted birch bark for lunch i eat cat fur for dunner i eat pencils (ORANIC!!!!!!!!) i wish i could eat tree leefs but ive never seen a tree so i dont know if i coould lol

if you get shot by a magnum you go "You modder teh gun suxorz!"

  • 07.31.2007 12:37 PM PDT
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When you jump off a 4 story building because you think there's no fall damage.

  • 07.31.2007 12:43 PM PDT
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whenever you see someone you dislike your trigger finger twitches

  • 07.31.2007 2:31 PM PDT
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if you have wet dreams about cortana.

when you go to bang your girl you see x to board b to ~blam~

if you knock out your friends and teabag them and melee there bodies.

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  • 07.31.2007 3:58 PM PDT
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** You get chosen to be on a kickball team filled with people who you don't like at all...suddenly as the game starts, you pull out a knife and stab yourself in the stomach. As your slowly dying, you yell out to your team, "HAHA I'm D-ranking." **

GT: ii lamp ii

  • 07.31.2007 4:15 PM PDT
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Youve tried to assemble your own MAC gun
You see an anorexic person and thinks its a jackal.

  • 07.31.2007 5:03 PM PDT
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You have worn out two H2 discs and just bought the third after 20000 games! AKA BTBGeneral Rob

  • 08.01.2007 3:33 PM PDT