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Subject: 8000 Symptoms of a Halo maniac
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Posted by: Mike D Halo King
lol. best one yet.

great guys. you know i used to be like all of you one of the jokers but know all i do is read ive run out of jokes, sad story yeah?


cool i had no idea that i got top symptom

  • 08.04.2007 10:25 PM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!
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You drive your jeep through your house yelling, "Theres a Longsword on the other side of the ship! If we move NOW we can make it!"

  • 08.04.2007 10:42 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

MUHUHEHEHAHAHAHAHAI!!!!! [/evillaughter]
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OMG look!!! You can see Bungie!!!!! O.O

Posted by: Holdoboldo
1569. You think halo is real and that the real world is a video game.

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1560. You have your rocket ready at all times so you can lock on to the planes passing by.

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1561. You join the army and tell the guy next to you "This is going to be so easy. I have so much experience. " He replies, "I thought you just started in the army."
"Well, yeah but ive been fighting the covenant my whole life."

Posted by: Holdoboldo
Lol my class got rewards on last day and mine was Most obsessed with halo.
EDIT: Sorry, i forgot to quote the guys who were refferred to as halo guys at work/school.


OMG!!! QUADRUPLE POST!!!!!

  • 08.08.2007 1:16 PM PDT
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Stomach's growling make you paranoid.

Whenever you find an object roughly oddball size, you imediatly give it a couple practice swings.

Your nerf skills are unparelleled.

You've made a cardboard energy sword, painted a bouncy ball like a plasma grenade, and modified a paintball helmet to look like a spartan's. (guilty)

You can make that sound the elites make. "Wort, wort, wort!"

[Edited on 08.08.2007 6:35 PM PDT]

  • 08.08.2007 6:31 PM PDT
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when paintballing capture the flag when u capture it you here flag stolen and what not in your head and u run around wacking people with your flag

  • 08.08.2007 9:11 PM PDT
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when u look like a racoon cuz of playin all night

  • 08.08.2007 9:29 PM PDT
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do you like muffins?

(#?)You will probably cry after Halo 3's endin,cause the trilogy is over.

  • 08.09.2007 11:30 PM PDT
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you go somewhere crowded with an ak and shoot till you get a kilimanjaro

  • 08.10.2007 8:29 AM PDT
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You never go outisde because you are still waiting for your shields to recharge.

You crouch-walk everywhere so that nobody sees you on the radar.

When someone beats you in a fight, you complain about host advantage.

You named your twin baby girl and boy Cortana and John, respectively.

  • 08.10.2007 8:57 AM PDT

Good, friendly, violent fun.

Posted by: Porter_Daniels
When someone beats you in a fight, you complain about host advantage.



Lol. Classic.

  • 08.10.2007 9:51 AM PDT
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do you like muffins?

when you attempt and suceed on saving this thread from gettin forgotten.*cough Me cough*

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  • 08.10.2007 11:44 PM PDT

There was a man from Allentown who fed his son to death.
He calmly watched him gorge himself until his final breath.
And there he stood, surprised and shocked above his tiny frame.
He said: "I bear no blame for this. I only share his name!"

When you post on Halo 2 forum at 3 in the morning. I'm outta here. Good night.

  • 08.10.2007 11:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Sharpest
When you post on Halo 2 forum at 3 in the morning. I'm outta here. Good night.


Or when you post on the Halo 2 forum at 4 in the morning.

  • 08.11.2007 1:58 AM PDT
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when you see someone driving a purple convertable you jump on it and kick them out and say "omg n00b you should have boosted"

  • 08.12.2007 6:14 PM PDT
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When you come home form work at 6am and just play "a little Halo to relax". Then you notice that you're getting hungry and ask your wife about lunch and she says, "Honey, it's 630 PM.'

WTF?!!?

  • 08.12.2007 6:19 PM PDT
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Wen you call SHOTGUN ( to sit in the front seat of your car )You call another weapon from Halo 2

  • 08.12.2007 9:17 PM PDT
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You know you're a Halo Maniac when you ask your mom to play LOL!

  • 08.21.2007 6:41 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

xv IbaneZ vx

there r some really retarded answers in here

  • 08.21.2007 6:52 PM PDT
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You know you're a Halo maniac when you refer to your home as your base, I do, I also have a niece and nephew 2 + 3 y/o I call them noobs.

  • 08.21.2007 6:52 PM PDT
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can't believe this has been going on for 160 pages

  • 08.21.2007 8:07 PM PDT
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when you hit the side of your head because you cant figure out why the light in your helmet isn't working

  • 08.21.2007 8:11 PM PDT
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You think that your a modder if you don't wake up with a weapon

  • 08.21.2007 8:12 PM PDT

-JthePirate

when you shout out triple kill in a james bond movie

  • 08.21.2007 9:50 PM PDT