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You've pre-ordered a standard, Limited Edition, and Legendary Edition... at EB games, Gamestop, Blockbuster, Radioshock, and Ebay.

  • 09.18.2007 6:58 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Posted by: DarkHalo003
Your bedtime stories are chapters from The Flood.

HELL YEA!

  • 09.18.2007 7:36 PM PDT

You accidentally call your mother Cortana......and she knows what your talking about!

  • 09.18.2007 7:41 PM PDT
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when u witness someone walk around a corner, u call out his location to your "teammates"

  • 09.18.2007 8:49 PM PDT
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This happened to me.......
Your sleeping then while you're sleeping you yell to your friend "Denny grab the flag" and you both hear you say it to them

  • 09.19.2007 12:05 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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You stickytape a gun to the back of your parent's car and drive it down the street with your friend shooting everyone.
When you see a gorilla at the zoo, you run away, hoping it won't shoot you.
When you're playing dodgeball, you yell "Fire in the hole!"
When you see people with light wands at night, you yell "Ha! Don't you know active camo doesn't cover swords!"

  • 09.19.2007 3:07 AM PDT
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When you see a laser light you count the 3 and duck (slaser)

When you ph34r the pink mist

WHen asked what scientific classification a pelican is on a science test you anwser Dropship

  • 09.19.2007 8:41 AM PDT

He watches every Hodgetwin video they put up...on ALL their channels. He calls them the Hodge Triplets, and considers himself the 3rd triplet. He's started talking and acting like them now. Every other line out of his mouth "Thaaas some BULLLLLL**** maaayne" or "Gotta make dem gainzzzz". He calls his biceps "gains". When he eats post-workout, he talks to his biceps, "Don't worry gains, I'm feeding you. Daddys gonna feed you, gainz *kisses biceps*".

When walking along a sidewalk, you try to leap onto a car driving by in an attempt to board it.

You smuggle a gun into a zoo and start shooting any bears or gorillas that you see.

  • 09.19.2007 8:52 AM PDT

if you ride up to a flag on a golf course, grab it, jump back in the golf cart, and yell "punch it!" to your driver...

  • 09.19.2007 4:19 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

whrn the zombies arise will you be ready? I know I will be...

When you play golf, you say all the things the anouncer says when you take the flag like "flag taken, Flag dropped, flag captured"

  • 09.19.2007 5:52 PM PDT
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###?) you fantasize about being MC in Halo 3 while in the shower

###?) you call your girlfriend cortana and keep trying to get her to tatoo herself black and purple

P.S.
sorry if i took somebody's post...i havent read them all

  • 09.19.2007 6:51 PM PDT
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###) you call your teacher the Prophet of Truth when you fail because they betrayed you

  • 09.19.2007 6:53 PM PDT
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when playing sports everytime you score you yell "BOOM!!!HEADSHOT" then you T-bag the goally

  • 09.19.2007 7:00 PM PDT

They were at the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally, they became heroes.

This one goes for your girlfriend as well.

When you start to leave your girlfriend at her house for the night, you think of an idea. Before you can voice it, the following dialogue takes place...

I know what your thinking, and its crazy!
So, stay here.
Fortuanately for us both, I like crazy...

  • 09.19.2007 7:18 PM PDT
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do you like muffins?

When you break something at your school and your teacher tells you "you know how expensive this gear is son?" You reply "Tell that to the Covenant".

  • 09.19.2007 7:32 PM PDT
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You let your girlfriend play HALO and she is BETTER THAN YOU

  • 09.19.2007 9:03 PM PDT
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1753 (true story)

When you stay away from groups of 2 or more of your co-workers cause you know one nade would kill all of you

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  • 09.20.2007 1:46 PM PDT

Forum Rules for those who care to know what they are.

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Someone may have said this one but:
You call your girlfriend Cortana and she calls you Master Chief.

That would seriously freak me out a little.lol.

  • 09.22.2007 7:41 PM PDT

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OMG look!!! You can see Bungie!!!!! O.O

1755? you think you can press y to delete the people you hate

1756? you bring your laser pointer to school/ wherever else you go and turn it on and point it at your enemy. and then you can see the laser medal appear in your eye.

1757? you think you can simply press x and spawn a atv to run over your enemies
1757.5? and then, after you think you've run them over, you see the roadkill medal appear.

1758? you go to an atv rental place and think that they are UNSC mongooses
1758.5? and then you steal one and head off to bungie studios and attempt to steal a legendary edition halo3.

1759? you think your gamertag is your real name


[Edited on 09.27.2007 7:06 PM PDT]

  • 09.27.2007 6:30 PM PDT
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sorry friend, but most of those are pretty lame. Also, this is the Halo 2 forum. There aren't any mongooses in H2. Nor lasers, unless you're talking about sentinel beams...

  • 09.28.2007 8:16 AM PDT
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you name your dick "seargent johnson"
hope i dont get banned for that

  • 09.28.2007 2:43 PM PDT
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That's good one... Man, if I didn't wanna get banned, I could go so many different directions with that...

  • 09.28.2007 3:12 PM PDT

Forum Rules for those who care to know what they are.

"Bs: Blame stosh for all of your BS!"

When a girl talks to you, you reply with sergeant johnson quotes.


[Edited on 09.30.2007 11:25 AM PDT]

  • 09.30.2007 11:23 AM PDT
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1762 (true story)

When at your house you color code b33r pong so it's red vs. blue

[Edited on 09.30.2007 10:28 PM PDT]

  • 09.30.2007 11:34 AM PDT
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sorry if i took somebodys
when playing baseball, you chunk the ball at the pitcher and yell GET STUCK then you beat the catcher to death with the bat and say YES GET OWNED WITH DA FLAG
you spent over 5 days making a MC suit out of 500 boxes
you have a custom made battel rifle out of plastic

  • 09.30.2007 8:52 PM PDT