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Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!
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You and your friends have code names like Caboose, Donut, Sarge, etc.

You can waste your firends at any shooter first try, without even being given time to learn the controls. *cough* me *cough*

Your friends can pretty much guess what you are about to say when you say, 'DUDE! Yesterday, on Halo, I...'

  • 10.01.2007 8:43 PM PDT
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ALL YOU DO IS PLAY HALO

  • 10.02.2007 8:26 PM PDT
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You look your school sports teacher in the eye and tell him he's an -blam!-, thinking you can respawn.
When a plane flies overhead, you yell 'Banshee!' and you run for cover.
You attach a gun to the back of your parent's car, and you and your friend drive down the road gunning people down.
When playing on XBL, you always have an MC action figure next to you and constantly question it as to what is the best course of action.

  • 10.02.2007 9:58 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mormathius

When playing on XBL, you always have an MC action figure next to you and constantly question it as to what is the best course of action.


That's a good one. I'ts almost like a WWJD.

  • 10.03.2007 12:08 PM PDT
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I'm suprised this hasn't completely died yet

I havn't been on 4 ages,

4078 replies!!!!

  • 10.31.2007 10:15 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Btw - polls on bungie.net mean absolutely nothing, so please don't use them to try and prove some kind of point.

~Achronos

When you go to Home Depot, you duel wield caulk guns and pretend other customers are Elites.

  • 10.31.2007 8:13 PM PDT
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U pick up a trash can and yell "Rockets!"
On Halloween you pick up a skull ornament and start waiting for the effect
Someone slaps you on the back and you say Assasination
ON awards day at school you say an attendence award is an overkill medal
Your pupil look like the MC's head

  • 11.01.2007 6:10 PM PDT
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4081 posts............................

yea

  • 11.01.2007 8:31 PM PDT
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164 pages..............................

  • 11.04.2007 9:19 AM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!
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what does it mean when you have a open nat how do you fix it

  • 11.04.2007 9:40 AM PDT

GT/Steam: Squiggy888
I try my best to block out the screams
But they're haunting me in my dreams
Please, break my shackles, I want it to stop

Posted by: Covy Killer
Sergeant Explosion and The Quiet Day in London.

it means you dont play H2 enough

  • 11.04.2007 1:15 PM PDT

Hello there.

Posted by: MY DIAPER OWNS
what does it mean when you have a open nat how do you fix it


You fail at life.

In the middle of class, you throw a piece of paper, and scream BOOM HEADSHOT as loud as possible.

Ive gotten kicked out of many a class for doing this.

[Edited on 11.05.2007 5:39 PM PST]

  • 11.05.2007 5:37 PM PDT
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play HALO

  • 11.20.2007 7:02 PM PDT
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great stuff

you try to double jump over objects, and other people.

when you see your wife it says hold... err X to uhhh...(incomprehensible mumble)

your constantly looking for holes in nearby buildings that might hold a hidden rocket or plasma sword

When you and your friends are walking along you look up and say "that would make such a good sniper spot"

When you go hunting you scream "I didn't pick up the blind skull, so wheres my Friggin reticle!!! How am I supposed to know where the deer is without my motion sensor!!! and what if the deer picks up a rifle and starts firing back! I don't know when to hide if I don't have a shield meter. and how am i supposed to assasinate the dang thing, it keeps running away... wait lemme get the mongoose."

  • 11.24.2007 8:32 PM PDT
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You use a slege hammer in baseball rather than a bat

  • 11.24.2007 9:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dark Spartan117
You use a slege hammer in baseball rather than a bat


what r u talking about??????????????????????

  • 11.25.2007 7:36 PM PDT
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8635?

You get into a fistfight and get PWNED when you have the flu, even though you hit him first. (He had more health.)

  • 11.27.2007 5:07 PM PDT

"Killing an enemy with your bare hands says 'We are all equal as men, except your slightly less equal because I'm still alive and your dead.'"

-Sarge (Red vs Blue)

When You look out over a clif an see the ark

  • 11.27.2007 7:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Bayarea Warriors
Posted by: Dark Spartan117
You use a slege hammer in baseball rather than a bat


what r u talking about??????????????????????

Sledge hammer=Grav hammer and the baseball part was Rocket Baseball in H3

  • 11.28.2007 5:16 PM PDT

"Scanning... Just Dustyn Echoes..."

you post topics in silly forums about silly things in a silly (but insanely fun) game.

  • 12.01.2007 8:22 PM PDT
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keep this thread alive..........its the longest one i ever seen

  • 12.03.2007 7:59 PM PDT
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When you win a boxing match, you stand still for a minute and then say "Where's my Beatdown medal?"
You collect the methane from farts and wear it in a tank on your back.
When you sit down to do a test, you see in the corner of your vision 'hold X to pick up pencil.'

  • 12.09.2007 8:11 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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You try to order marines to do your bidding

  • 12.10.2007 7:18 PM PDT
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Can you believe it?

All of your dreams involve Halo

  • 12.11.2007 2:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Blade967
All of your dreams involve Halo


yup

  • 12.12.2007 5:00 PM PDT