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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

You go to the optometrist and ask if he can fix your HUD because you can't see your shield bar or your motion tracker.

  • 12.14.2007 2:41 PM PDT
Subject: SURFIN WRAITHS GOT A BIG ONE!
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You know how to play the halo theme on the keyboard

  • 12.28.2007 7:05 AM PDT
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you can BURP the halo tune!

  • 12.28.2007 7:06 AM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo maniac!

MUHUHEHEHAHAHAHAHAI!!!!! [/evillaughter]
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OMG look!!! You can see Bungie!!!!! O.O

Posted by: NewWorldRonin
this is the Halo 2 forum. There aren't any mongooses in H2. Nor lasers, unless you're talking about sentinel beams...

Who ever said that a halo maniac only played halo2?

  • 01.05.2008 2:24 PM PDT

Go Prone or Go Home!
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^ Kobra's Sniper

When won't stop talking like you have 2 sides and creating a dialouge with one of the Halo characters.

" Hey there Johnson hows the fight coming along "

  • 01.05.2008 2:42 PM PDT

Owners of the Katana: A place for those who have a Katana or over 1000GS in Halo 3.

Posted by: SHADOW167
Somewhere out there... in an alternate reality... Marty decided to stay in the ad jingle business, bringing about an age of amazingly orchestrated Pampers commercials.

When you come back for a new year of school and say "I hope they still kept ARs!"

  • 01.05.2008 5:15 PM PDT
Subject: What do you have to be to be a true halo fan?
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in my opinion a true halo fan is one that doesn't bi-tch about the graphics of the previous 2 games and preach that h2 mm sucks compared to h3, if you are a true fan you love and play them all cause nothing can replace blood gulch and lockout but halo 3 rocks.

[Edited on 01.11.2008 5:04 PM PST]

  • 01.11.2008 5:01 PM PDT
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well lets see. what I own which deals with halo:

All action Figures resembling the battle of the Last Stand:$243

Every T-shirt from halo to the Legendary symbol:$260

Limited Colectors Halo XBOX:$258

$650 Master Chief Armor--wear for special events:$672(includes tax)

both Halo 3 controllers:$127

Legendary edition of Halo 3:$175

Halo 360:$436

the $120 figurine with sword and crystals:$137

Television which read on the bottom right corner --HALO 3 READY--:$6,300

Halo xbox controller:$58

Halo 3 faceplate for xbox 360:$26

all Halo 3 themes and pics from the 360 dashboard: FREE

All 5 Seasons of Red vs Blue:$117

Halo zune:$264

Customized 360 stand with Halo painted on it:$139

Halo 3 headset:$63

Halo 2 headset:$58

Halo 1 through 3 posters all around my wall:$416

License plate reading--HLO-123:$87

estimated ending price: $10,000

Stepping back and seeing a Master Piece--Priceless

  • 01.14.2008 10:02 AM PDT

We have no Mercy
We shall show no Fear
We do not boast our Strength
We have Honour
We are the Elites!!!

when you walk over to your Xbox in the lefthand side it says "Press X to wield controller or Press Y to dual wield controllers".

When you see a hampster you yell "RUN DONT LET IT INFECT YOU!!!"

When you wanna go to the washroom you walk over to the teacher and say "Ma'am permission to leave the station?" She says " What for?" You reply "To give the covenant back there bomb."

[Edited on 01.18.2008 10:31 AM PST]

  • 01.16.2008 4:20 PM PDT

You didn't in clude halo 1 and 2: $60.00

  • 01.18.2008 5:41 AM PDT
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Dream about it instead of Halo 3

  • 01.23.2008 6:22 PM PDT
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you have halo3 wallpaper bedsheets figurs whathog as a car and a stand up cardboard cutout of cheif ECT. ECT. ECT.

  • 01.23.2008 7:07 PM PDT
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I shud do this on the halo 3 forum

  • 01.24.2008 2:49 PM PDT
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this is the best thread on Bungie.net so far

  • 01.24.2008 8:06 PM PDT
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The bus is leaving for school and you yell "quick the escape pods are launching"

  • 02.02.2008 3:14 PM PDT
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you have a shaft that sends food up to your room so you never have to get up to eat.

  • 02.02.2008 3:28 PM PDT

1337 dance moves
Posted by: Death2BlueCheese
im afraid im gonna have to confiscate your testicles.

What are you, the Cyber police? lol.

You come home from school and there are kids playing in their front yards, you pick up a round rock and throw it at one of them, after you've thrown the rock you scream: "DAMN LAG!??!?! IT WONT STICK!"

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  • 02.03.2008 6:18 AM PDT
Subject: SURFIN WRAITHS GOT A BIG ONE!

Obey.

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You know how to play the halo theme on the keyboard


And guitar

  • 02.03.2008 9:20 AM PDT
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idk wat u have 2 do but i think of myself as a pure halo fan. I draw halo symbol, dream, make my own directory of all weapons, draw spartans, read books, etc. I read all book except last and like no all spartan name and number. i no almost everything about halo. Even memorized weapons and spartan number and names.

  • 02.06.2008 4:12 PM PDT
Subject: What do you have to be to be a true halo fan?

Hey, don't forget to wash your hands.

You have a bumper sticker that says, "MY OTHER CAR IS AN M12 LRV"
You jump off your house and crouch thinking it'll make you less likely to get injured.
Someone taps you on the shoulder and you hear your shields blinking.

  • 02.06.2008 7:16 PM PDT
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You hunt down a cop who has a baton, punch him in the back, scream out "ASSASINATED!", Steal his baton, and start lunging and civilians like it's an energy sword.

You get bumped in the hallway at school and yell out "WATCH YOUR FIRE!" into the air.

Your teacher tells you to write a problem on the board and you ask "Where's the X button? I can't pick up this stupid chalk."

You see a guy driving a jeep down the road and you jump on, punch him, throw him out, and steal his ride while screaming "Boarded mutha fawkoo!"

  • 02.12.2008 4:51 PM PDT
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wow if you have all this either you have no life or you work for bungie and get it all free

  • 02.14.2008 6:56 AM PDT