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When your at school and you pick up something in the lunch line and right as you pick it up you think you see hold (RB) to pick up and then an apple.

This happend to my friend then he started nadin on the lunch ladys. It took a beaver trank to take him down.

  • 02.14.2008 11:39 AM PDT
Subject: SURFIN WRAITHS GOT A BIG ONE!
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]Posted by: SURFIN WRAITH
You know how to play the halo theme on the keyboard




And guitar


I too know the Halo theme on guitar.

  • 02.14.2008 11:41 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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  • 02.15.2008 5:06 AM PDT
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I repeat, sing along with me, I run the streets the streets don't run me.

You call your mom Foehammer.

  • 02.15.2008 3:52 PM PDT
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You go to a paintball field and play oddball with a real human skull.

  • 02.22.2008 12:12 PM PDT
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when your playing dodgeball, and its u against 4 ppl, u lick your chops and yell, get ready for an overkill bud!!

  • 03.03.2008 9:09 PM PDT
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- There's no "I" in team.
- Yeah, but there's no "U" either. So if I'm not on the team, and you're not on the team... No one's on the god damned team!

You pick up a pen, draw some elites and then see "Hold RB to dual wield pen". Then you draw all over the elites with both pens and say Pwned.

  • 03.04.2008 12:09 PM PDT
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At school you begin writing your gamertag instead of your name one your papers.

  • 03.08.2008 1:17 PM PDT

Just Chill, everything is going to be okay. Just don't rush.

You have read all of the books, write your gamertag as your name, call your parents Tarturus and Captain, your nick name is Master Cheif, you play paintball in costumes of Elites versus Spartans, at home, you have made a wood energy sword.

  • 03.10.2008 3:14 PM PDT
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THIS THREAD HAS ALMOST REACHED ITS THREE YEAR ANIVERSARY!!!

Lol heres a serious one

YOU BUY ALL THIS **** FOR HALO 3, it comes out then you become the biggest halo hatter ever. (thats what happened to me)

  • 04.01.2008 3:53 PM PDT
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wow, three years lol.

you created a mathematical formula that predicts the exact location of the ark

(just updated the first post again with me favs)

[Edited on 04.03.2008 5:43 AM PDT]

  • 04.03.2008 5:42 AM PDT

you see a lot of people with different colors on, you bring out an airsoft pistol and shoot them, and hear a little voice saying "could we be any louder?" and you bring out an airsoft rifle and hear the voice again "I guess so..." and then pWn every one of them and start teabagging them

  • 04.03.2008 9:25 PM PDT

You pour oil on your head and strike a match just to get the flaming helmet.

  • 05.06.2008 3:31 PM PDT
Subject: What do you have to be to be a true halo fan?

"I wanted to make people happy, if only for an hour."
-Busby Berkley

RIP Halo 2

You daydream in class and think about strategies. Or you move your index finger like your shooting, when you're not holding a controller.

  • 05.06.2008 3:56 PM PDT

I did not read all of these to check if this was in there, but when your teacher at school hands out your homework assignment you yell VETO VETO!!

  • 05.08.2008 6:22 PM PDT

1 Your talking on the phone with your mom and you can't hear her well so you yell MOM YOUR MIC IS LAGGING!! UNPLUG IT THEN PLUG IT BACK IN!!!
2 Your driving down the road going like 90 miles per hour and you run over 5 people and then you hear someone yell Splatter Spree!


[Edited on 05.08.2008 6:36 PM PDT]

  • 05.08.2008 6:36 PM PDT
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I'm "D king"
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I would never eat a pet, as in an animal.
Now, if it was a pet cake or pie, then Hell YEAH! I'd eat that -blam!- man!

You asked your teacher if you could has Recon.

  • 05.19.2008 11:26 PM PDT
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You continue to post in the Halo 1 and 2 forums.

  • 05.20.2008 4:41 AM PDT

Whisper Game Studios - shhhh, it's a public secret.
Webcam MVP
Sarsion.net
Bnet PM Policy

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Posted by: THE CHIEF 87
You continue to post in the Halo 1 and 2 forums.


God damn you.

I was going to post that >.<

Has ArchAssain managed to get everyone to start beating me?


Edit:

BY THREE DAYS?

[Edited on 05.23.2008 5:37 PM PDT]

  • 05.23.2008 5:37 PM PDT
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I remember reading these way before I even had a b.net acount.

*tear*

  • 05.23.2008 8:22 PM PDT

My Pheonix is my Friend
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l | --------____.`=====.-.~:________\___|================[oo]
|_|||___/___/_/~```|_|_|_|``(o)----------<) Weapon of Choice

If your Gamertag has the words Halo and Fan in conjunction.

  • 05.24.2008 9:03 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Posted by: SURFIN WRAITH
5. You dream of Halo/Halo2 every night


This is me.

I know it

  • 05.24.2008 11:19 PM PDT
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When u dress up as a recon spartan 4 halloween and u tape a poster on urself saying 'do u want to haz me?'

  • 05.25.2008 7:27 AM PDT
Subject: What do you have to be to be a true halo fan?
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You feeling angry - "Wort, wort, wort."
You feeling sad - "Wort, wort, wort."
You replying to anything - "Wort, wort, wort."

  • 05.25.2008 7:51 AM PDT
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ive done what brad the badz said! 0____0

oh and when you can barely even see your bedroom wall because it covered in halo 3 pics and posters... thats me...

[Edited on 05.25.2008 9:31 AM PDT]

  • 05.25.2008 9:29 AM PDT