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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

OMG
Master Chief w/o his Helmet!


Stosh <3's me vicariously... at least someone does...

After attending a volleyball match, you are heavily dissapointed with their definition of "kill."

  • 12.12.2008 7:26 PM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo Maniac!! - Three years old and still running

Die all covie bastards!
*suidice difficulty pic*

well...

when you're reading a book to your dad's friend's kid with dinosaurs in it, you say:

"MUST.......KILL....... ELITE!!!!!!"
or
"Freaking Noob!"

  • 12.15.2008 1:47 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

"I wanted to make people happy, if only for an hour."
-Busby Berkley

RIP Halo 2

If you've ever looked at a table and thought, "that looks like about the right height for a crouch, and then I could jump off that little ledge for the super bounce."

  • 12.15.2008 6:56 PM PDT
Subject: What do you have to be to be a true halo fan?
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Can you believe it?

If you ask someone if Red vs Blue was a true story.

  • 12.17.2008 12:29 PM PDT
Subject: Symptoms of a Halo Maniac!! - Three years old and still running

you stay classy bungie gamers....

You spawn kill babies as they exit the womb.

  • 12.28.2008 3:04 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

Call me Reach.

Posted by: Dock
13. When you show up at school or work you groan "I hate this map!"

Oh GOD! That's me!

  • 01.05.2009 1:13 AM PDT
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When you puposely miss College just to play Halo 2.

  • 01.05.2009 12:16 PM PDT

XBL Gamertag - the elements600

You think of everything in the voice of the announcer dude...like if you're driving along on the motorway and you overtake a car, you say in a powerful exaggerated tone, "gained the lead!" and likewise when you get overtaken, "lost the lead!"

  • 01.05.2009 4:22 PM PDT

~B.B
RIP, 1982-2010

Since organized communities are usually more enjoyable, you should take your time to read the forum rules to save yourself some trouble and help keep the forums clean :-)

When you go out to play some paintball with your marker set to a 3 shot burst, you get 4 headshots on your friend, and then shout out "Look at that four-shot!"

:-P

  • 01.05.2009 7:02 PM PDT
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when ur in a large croud of people and think "Only if I had rockets..."

  • 01.10.2009 6:20 AM PDT

Meow?

when you kiss a girl/guy u say BOOM HEADSHOT!

  • 01.11.2009 2:11 AM PDT
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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot(or any drugs in general). If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

<3 Jesus

Nice.

  • 01.15.2009 9:43 AM PDT
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when watching hamlet, you jump up and snatch the scull yelling "ball taken"

  • 01.16.2009 12:37 PM PDT

This hasn't died yet?!? Epic!!

  • 01.17.2009 4:49 PM PDT
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You think that Boba Fett is Master Chief in disguise.

  • 01.18.2009 12:32 AM PDT
Subject: What are the Symptoms of a Halo Maniac? -Over 3 years old and still...

"If this is what you came for, you will be getting something else." -The Worst Waiter

You kill your neighbor in a game of Team Slayer and quickly run over to his house with a crowbar before he respawns to spawn kill.

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  • 01.20.2009 6:42 PM PDT

Our destiny is not frightful because it is unreal, it is frightful because it is irreversible and iron-clad. Time is the substance I am made of. Time is a river which sweeps me along, but I am the river. It is a tiger which destroys me, but I am the tiger. It is a fire which consumes me, but I am the fire.

You continually look for a Regenerator at sporting events to replenish your tired body.

  • 01.22.2009 12:17 PM PDT

When ever the power goes out, you yell 'Damn Power Drain'!

  • 01.24.2009 5:10 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

I dont know what number this is cause I dont wanna read all of them:
you patiently wait 515 years for the Covenant to attack so you can welcome them to Earth

  • 01.31.2009 2:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Achronos

Joe Staten

I guess my favorite is to say "double kill", "triple kill" on any other game other than Halo,

  • 02.12.2009 10:40 AM PDT
Subject: What are the Symptoms of a Halo Maniac? -Over 3 years old and still...
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I've been playing Halo since 2002. My earliest memories include hiding at the shotgun window on Damnation and killing my dad with grenades while playing co-op on Pillar of Autumn.

When you punch your friends, you yell: BEAT DOWN!

  • 02.12.2009 2:21 PM PDT
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Simply The BEST thread on BUNGIE.NET

when i run into my friends, for example, i run into 3 friends i say "Triple Kill"

  • 02.12.2009 7:20 PM PDT

Expressing my strong liberal views without shame. Favorite quotes below:

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
"One starts to live when he can live outside himself."

- Albert Einstein

You hit a kid in the face with the butt of your gun in laser tag and say "assassinated nub!"

  • 02.12.2009 7:50 PM PDT

Expressing my strong liberal views without shame. Favorite quotes below:

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
"One starts to live when he can live outside himself."

- Albert Einstein

You punch your friend out of the driver seat of his car and say "hijacked neeeeewb!"

  • 02.12.2009 7:53 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

When you walk in a loud crowd and start saying to yourself mute you! mute you! wheres the mute button?

  • 02.12.2009 8:51 PM PDT