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Subject: What are the Symptoms of a Halo Maniac? -Over 3 years old and still...

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Posted by: horrormaster34
You claim that Halo 2 will be available to play on Xbox Live forever.

I hear the have the servers in a vault guarded my a dragon, 3 Spartans, and Dick Cheney with a shotgun.

  • 10.24.2009 10:56 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

Project Shadow has returned!

You join the US Marines in the hopes of meeting Sergeant Johnson, Master Chief or the Arbiter.

You search the internet for a battle rifle

  • 10.24.2009 11:20 PM PDT

poop

Posted by: ErmacShadow007
You join the US Marines in the hopes of meeting Sergeant Johnson, Master Chief or the Arbiter.

You search the internet for a battle rifle

not funny


btw, this ia a win thread

  • 10.26.2009 7:21 AM PDT
Subject: What are the Symptoms of a Halo Maniac? -Over 3 years old and still...
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When your trying sack the quarterback in a football game you try to assasinate in the back or should i say, take the ball away from him and melee atack him with it

[Edited on 10.26.2009 3:31 PM PDT]

  • 10.26.2009 3:30 PM PDT
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Can you believe it?

It's been over 4 years since it's posting. Update the OP. :P

If you frequent the forums dedicated to discussing the games.



[Edited on 10.27.2009 5:15 PM PDT]

  • 10.27.2009 5:14 PM PDT

When you tackle the quarterback and yell at the top of your lungs "SPLATTER SPREE!"

  • 11.13.2009 10:02 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

Femme fatale; oh snap. | Halo vet since 2003.

If... a flood warning comes across the TV or radio and you're hunting for the nearest shotgun.

  • 11.15.2009 7:54 PM PDT
Subject: What are the Symptoms of a Halo Maniac? -Over 3 years old and still...

I'm 17. I hate my Bnet name :(
Watch before trolling!
Teh Scoffish Page!

when you see an old guy using a leaf-blower and you assume its a jackal with a beam rifle (this happened to me)

  • 11.19.2009 8:54 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

Posted by: ApolloCree
It's a good thing I'm a pokemon trainer, and can handle your Jiggly-Puffs.

Posted by: Nicke Sw3
Posted by: ErmacShadow007
You join the US Marines in the hopes of meeting Sergeant Johnson, Master Chief or the Arbiter.

You search the internet for a battle rifle

not funny

at all

  • 12.06.2009 2:20 PM PDT
Subject: What are the Symptoms of a Halo Maniac? -Over 3 years old and still...

Posted by: austiniskool
when you see an old guy using a leaf-blower and you assume its a jackal with a beam rifle (this happened to me)

XD
dont worry i thought 4 pink balloons were a engineer

  • 12.14.2009 2:36 PM PDT

when playing any FPS and you pull out the knife, you make energy sword noises.

  • 12.15.2009 8:13 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

Have a good game guys win or lose.

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Posted by: Nicke Sw3
Posted by: ErmacShadow007
You join the US Marines in the hopes of meeting Sergeant Johnson, Master Chief or the Arbiter.

You search the internet for a battle rifle

not funny


btw, this ia a win thread


whats not funny about it???......let me guess you are a Marine and you dont want your beloved corps made fun of. boo hoo.
same thing goes for the other armed forces.

its a game its suppose to be funny and taken as a joke so lighten up?

  • 01.07.2010 11:51 AM PDT
Subject: What are the Symptoms of a Halo Maniac? -Over 3 years old and still...

Little skinny kids remind you of jackals. Fat kids remind you of grunts. Obese men and women remind you of brutes

  • 01.07.2010 4:07 PM PDT
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Lol.

1. You call the first person to do anything an ODST.
2. You go to a freeway and start jumping on motorcycles and pulling their drivers off.

  • 01.08.2010 2:46 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

Now, finally, in 2010, I can finally play Halo 2 online like I've always wanted to since November of 2004.

You blame it on a laggy connection....but not YOUR laggy connection, the laggy connection of some 13 year old trash talk'n n0ob in Virginia who thinks he's a gangsta rappa.

  • 01.21.2010 5:00 AM PDT
Subject: What are the Symptoms of a Halo Maniac? -Over 3 years old and still...

Dark PerFectioN clan!!!

You think the real reason there are now only 8 planets is because Reach was glassed

[Edited on 01.21.2010 12:32 PM PST]

  • 01.21.2010 12:32 PM PDT

Now, finally, in 2010, I can finally play Halo 2 online like I've always wanted to since November of 2004.

You don't go camping without your sniper rifle.

  • 01.21.2010 1:56 PM PDT

Now, finally, in 2010, I can finally play Halo 2 online like I've always wanted to since November of 2004.

When you watched "300" with your friends, you could not understand why they kept telling you to stop saying, "Double kill, Triple kill, Killtacular, Killimajaro..."

  • 01.21.2010 2:06 PM PDT

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"In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons." -Croesus

You decide to kill 4 people within 5 seconds of each other. You expected to hear random voices: "Double Kill, Triple Kill, Ovekill, Extermination". Instead, you end up getting arrested.

  • 01.24.2010 6:08 AM PDT

All pigeons unite!

You join the air force and say i'd like to drive the ROFLCOPTER when you do you go to do banshee tricks, instead you flipout and the cockpit hits the ground and as your dying your co-pilot punches you in the face out of anger and you yell out "Betrayal!" and roll over dead... :)

[Edited on 01.26.2010 1:23 AM PST]

  • 01.26.2010 12:59 AM PDT

All pigeons unite!

Keep this thread going and going and going... It's funny!

  • 01.26.2010 1:21 AM PDT

Wow these made me lmfao!

  • 01.29.2010 6:37 PM PDT

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-Forgehub: Hub of the Dead III Winner
-Custom Games host for TheHaloForgeEpidemic
-Halotracks: ex staff

"In peace the sons bury their fathers, but in war the fathers bury their sons." -Croesus

When you wake up in the morning, you see an Xbox Live sign, saying: "Mom is online"

  • 01.30.2010 7:16 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

"Never go in alone......unless your a sniper......or a rocket whore...."

You try to grenade jump, then realize you just failed at life..

  • 02.06.2010 1:06 PM PDT

"Never go in alone......unless your a sniper......or a rocket whore...."

You run out in the street throwing traffic cones at passing pedestrains, with only the intent of getting Recon.

  • 02.06.2010 1:11 PM PDT