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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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619.When you are playing baseball and the Umpire yells playball so you run out and melee the pitcher, take the ball and run to home base (after meleeing the umpire) and yell "Bomb Armed!"

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620. when ur younger brother gets annoying u try to mute is voice

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Posted by: Satanator
7. Bring a volleyball into your sibling's room, stay for five seconds, then run out screaming "IT'S ARMED!!"

LOL I'm putting that in my sig.

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you look for skulls every where you go
you ask who makes the warthog hoping you can find one
you go to the airport and ask if you'll be flying on a pelican
you jump off you roof and right before you say "don't worry ill over pressuesize my armor's gel layer, that way ill be fine"
you hear of a flood warning and run tru town saying "everybody there's a flood warning lock your doors and windows, shotguns work the best, so try to use one and if you don't have one grab a assualt rifle with lot's of ammo,by the way watch out for the infection forms
you look for the golden hog or ling ling
you smack your friend in the back and scream assasination
you grab a flag from your school classroom and try to run it back to your "base"

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622. You go to a Ferrari dealer and ask if they have a "Golden 'Hog"

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yea the ferrari dealer would kick you out saying "our cars are works of art not hog's even if they ARE golden

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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC! SUCCESSFULY COMPLETED, NOW, TO 1000!

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This forum sux, it is full of losers, and a topic leader just likes attention

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that post sux it's full of cooties

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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Posted by: cecilialover
73) in halloween you always try to make your girlfriend use a cortana disguise
74. You dont HAVE a girlfriend! LOL!!!



ROFLOLMFAO HAHAHAHA THATS FUNNY I BURSTED LAUGHING LOL



...wait I dont have a girl either... damn halo

-623: You grab the keys of your house and tell its the index

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ha i am the only one with a girlfriend!!!

o wait..she broke up with me last saturday...she said i didnt appreciate her feelings toward me (wtf?)...o well

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Posted by: cecilialover
73) in halloween you always try to make your girlfriend use a cortana disguise
74) You dont HAVE a girlfriend! LOL!!!

LMFAO....that's hilarious. wow that made me laugh, thanks guys.

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624: You give your girlfriend a tank as a Birthday gift


(See Metropolis level first cinematic if you dont get it)

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i already left 3 of these but im just keepin the thread current...ur welcome.........BIG SMILE :)

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When u here theres a flood in the basement u go and get the shotgun

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626. You thorw a blue ball at a friend saying"STUCK"

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627. When your late for school you start collecting corpses in hope of getting everyone "Lag"

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628. You beat your toaster with a baseball bat and say "Smart-ass Guilty Spark"

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629. you dig up every grave in a graveyard and take the skulls annoucing you found them all

630. Its nearly Easter and you say you want a scarab gun for an easter egg instead of chocalate

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"But John, when the Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."
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631. You drive like a maniac in order to make your passengers yell for joy on the big jumps.

632. You carefully examine your workplace/school trying to find out how best to get into your boss/principal's office, get the flag, and take a safe route back to your cubicle/locker.

633. You pay attention to who's wearing helmets, so you know that they'll take one extra head shot to go down.

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634. you put a mask and an air tank on your cat/dog and chase them around the yard squirting it with a super-soaker thinking its a grunt

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1. You designate yyourself as master chief and all your friends as odst's
so that you feel like you can play the game even when you are away from it.

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636. before a LAN party at your house, you lie on the roof with a hockey stick and tennis balls, pretending to snipe and grenade the enemies who are arriving (yeah unfortunately it's true).

637. when you are "hit" with a sniper shot, you actually fall to the ground pretending to be killed.

638. you hop into your friends jeep wrangler with the top down and "mount the turret."

639. you do this on more than one occasion. ok, ok, you do this on every occasion...

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-Luke

640. When you are at a funeral and you start humping the casket screamin "OWNED!!"

641. When your teacher assigns a pop quiz and you instinctively reach for the standby button.

642. When you are talking to your girlfriend and accidently call her Cortana.

643. When you request the Halo theme song at your favorite radio station.

644. When you pretend elevators are grav. lifts

645. When you can't wait till Friday to see the next "Weekly What's Up Date!"

646. When you stand in the bathroom for countless minutes waiting for the blue "X" to appear so you can complete an action.

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647. When your afraid of food such as hula hoops and doughnuts

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648.When you get a gun and kill 2 people at the same time and u wait for someone to say double kill

[Edited on 8/4/2005]

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