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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Homer- This tarzan movie is really boring

Lisa-Dad its a documentary on the homeless

725. You think the sun is a sticky medal

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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC! SUCCESSFULY COMPLETED, NOW, TO 1000!
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You dream/wish that u were the Master Chief

You buy a pick up truck and turn it into a warthog with a cannon , and then go wif ur buddies and steal someones flag

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728: Polish your Halo 2 Limited Edition with car polish.

729: Hold your Halo discs close with you and whisper: "My precious"

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When you get to x and y in your abc's you get a gun and another and start shootings aliens withem.

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731: You watch a -blam!- and all you can think of in MAstr chief!

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732: Whenever in a crowd of people, you're almost twitching because you need to assassinate them with your energy sword. or in most cases in real life the back of your arm.

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C'mon guys we need 2 keep dis active!

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733. you see a shooting star and say "bout time they send in the ODST's"

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734. You go to the zoo and kill all the monkeys thinking they are brutes

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735 -You have completed the original Halo campaign on all three difficulties and therefore have all three symbols below each level... and still play it every day.

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Posted by: nullifix
735 -You have completed the original Halo campaign on all three difficulties and therefore have all three symbols below each level... and still play it every day.


That is me.

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your halo action figure smells suspiciously of poo

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737. u spend hours making pointless lists like dis 1

738. u think turds r a new human sticky frag grenade

  • 09.30.2005 12:36 PM PDT
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NO 47: HEY THATS MY NAME!!!

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739.when your playing capture the flag you are constantly pretending to drive a warthog

  • 09.30.2005 12:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Brian M
704. you join the reserve officer's training corp(ROTC) so you could play with their rifles

i do this all the time.


hey im in the Reserve officers training corp

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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC! SUCCESSFULY COMPLETED, NOW, TO 1000!
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The Marty Army

Ah, look at the lonely people...

740. You buy a set of Nightmare Armor, and you run around screaming, "Kill the Covenant!"

741. You have a scarecrow like an Elite.

  • 09.30.2005 12:59 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

Every time you sneeze into an open Febreze portal the boner-tree drive shaft will spin into ketchup. But it doesn't stop at the number two pizza bell, not even close. It continues into the seventy eight minute long pile of green, sobbing cheese trains with no more butter, but more like the steak owed the tin cans some lovin'.

742. You sneak up on your teacher and melee them in the back of the head with a pen.

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743. When your teacher is yelling at you your trigger finger pulls back.

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You go around at your work, smashing people in the back while you're singing: "newbie, newbie, newbie, newbie, newbie, newbie, newbie, newbie, newbie, newbie, newbie, newbie, i rule, i rule!!"

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745. You see a no u-turn sign and yell "get off my warthog!"(Me)
746. You have the "beep, beep, beep!" of the beginning of a match stuck in your head at all times.(Me)
747. When you go somewhere you haven't been before you run around looking for where the weapons are.(Me)
748. You consistentely relate everything in life to Halo.(Me)
749. You visit Bungie.net and the Bungie Store every day.(Me)
750. Your room is covered in anything Halo. (Me)
751. Your writing your own Halo story.(Me)
752. When you lose a board game you say, "Damnit! I lost my 30!" (Me)
753. Your dad plays Halo with you. (Me)
754. You say people are modding when someone does something you don't like.(Me)
755. You call the NOOB COMBO the MASTER COMBO. (Me)
756. You want to work at Bungie when you grow up. (Me)
757. You already have a 8-person tent for camping out when the Halo movie comes out. (Me)
758. You make Halo weapons out of empty tiolet paper rolls and cardboard. (Me)
759. You have read the halo books more than 5 times and have almost memorized it. (Me)
760. You start being an a$$ when you haven't played halo for more than a half an hour. (Me)
761. You write alot of symptoms for this thread. (Me)
762. Your pets have died because you forget about them because you are thinking about halo. (Me)
763. You draw halo weapons and stuff. (Me)
764. You have made every Thursday "official" halo day, when you wear halo attire. (Me)
765. You want a pet grunt. (Me)
766. You think you are the best sniper in the world even though you know you aren't. (Me)
767. You want to be buried with your halo stuff. (Me)
768. You don't listen to your parents because you have to finish this level or get a checkpoint. (Me)
769. You have a halo background and screen saver on your PC. (Me)
770. You pretend your mailbox is a turret and shoot people with it. (Me)
771. You argue constantly with people who think they know somehting about halo.(Me)
772. Your only games are halo and halo 2. (Me)
773. You write halo on everything. (Me)
774. You argue with your friend about who has the better halo story. (Me)
775. Your on your computer and you run away with the mouse when someone else comes in the room and you say, "I have the Oddball!"(Me)
776. You dress up your cat like a grunt. (My friend)
777. You have framed pictures of halo. (Me)
778. You have memorized the matchmaking playlists. (Me)
779. You corpse-hump at random times. (Me)
780. You favorite thing to say is, "You got owned!"(Me)
781. You have a halo backpack. (Me)
782. You are still writing symptoms for this thread. (Me)
783. When you are high instead of seeing pink elephants you see pink grunts chasing eachother with pans.(Me)
784.When your friends come over all you do is play halo. (Me)
785. You have played through entire campaign of both games in every difficulty setting in over 50 times solo and co-op.(Me)
786. You have more than 20 profiles on your halo and halo 2 disc.(Me)
787. You have printed out several pictures of anything halo you found on the internet. (Me)
788. You have a halo tattoo.
789. All your friends have heard of halo, play halo, or are also halo freaks.(Me)
790. You have a halo paintjob on your house/car.
791. If you have lost your train of thought because you were thinking too much about halo. (Me)

I ran out of ideas. But I will come up with new ones all the time.

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The Marty Army

Ah, look at the lonely people...

756. During dodgeball, you shout "Pwned, noob!" when you get someone out, and when you hit them in the head, you shout, "Boom! Headshot!"

(I did this in dodgeball today!)

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758. When your on the toilet you suddenly say "bomb armed.....bomb planted"

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  • 09.30.2005 6:38 PM PDT

-KOS-

759. You dream of getting contact lenses that include the Halo 2 HUD engraved in them, in blue.

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