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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC! SUCCESSFULY COMPLETED, NOW, TO 1000!
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#700 if you call your mom cortana

  • 10.09.2005 2:34 PM PDT

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701. You cry every time you turn off your XBOX... :(

  • 10.09.2005 2:42 PM PDT

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702. (this can actually happen, happened to my friend) You play so much, the pregame lobby of halo has permanently burned a faded image of itself onto your TV screen.

  • 10.09.2005 2:46 PM PDT

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703. You realize you have acquired an extended knowledge of war terms ever since you got halo.

  • 10.09.2005 2:48 PM PDT
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  • 10.09.2005 3:05 PM PDT

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What in gods name was that kid trying to say?

  • 10.09.2005 3:17 PM PDT
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you know your a halo fanatic when your spelling goes to -explenitive- in a month and you cant spell SIMPLE words

  • 10.09.2005 4:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Del Beano
793: You own a Halo 2 t-shirt.


dont dis the shirt, it has godly powers.

whatever ###: you know your a fanatic when yell at someone for dising your most worn and worshiped halo 2 shirt

  • 10.09.2005 4:17 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC! SUCCESSFULY COMPLETED, NOW, TO 1000!
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705. While you are playing golf you take the little flag and hop in the golf car screaming GO GO GO!

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  • 10.09.2005 4:37 PM PDT
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While in librarys, you regularly get arrsted for killing everyone inside witha shotgun, then running around screaming "I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF, GUILTY SPARK!"

  • 10.09.2005 4:46 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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you make posts about symptoms of a halo maniac

  • 10.09.2005 4:46 PM PDT
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708. Your teacher gives you and your friend Fs and you stand up and yell "DOUBLE KILL!!!"
709. Your playing dodgeball ni gym and when you get hit you yell "WORT WORT WORT?!?! NOOOOO!!!!"
710.You've sleepwalked into your kithhen and ripped apart your toaster thinking it was Guilty Spark.
711. You hit a cat while driving at yell "SPLATTERED!"
712. You set up a tripod in the back off your truck for when you can afford that gauss cannon.
713. You call short kids grunts.
714. You bunny hop across open spaces to avoid snipers.
715. You call try to get to the top of the "Backyard" Level.
716. You wonder why the boot camp won't teach you to nade jump.

  • 10.09.2005 5:19 PM PDT
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717. You avoid parking garages for fear of being "Killed by a vehicle."

  • 10.09.2005 5:21 PM PDT
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718 you think that a twig is a plasma sword.
719 you scream "jackel" whenever you see a lizard
720 you run through the "grocery store" level and see a shopping cart and it says "hold x to get in shopping cart"

  • 10.10.2005 2:16 PM PDT
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721. You find yourself sitting in Algebra class listing all the good sniper spots in Coagulation.
722. You can spell "Coagulation".

  • 10.10.2005 2:22 PM PDT
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wait, check the other pages we already did 722

  • 10.15.2005 11:21 AM PDT
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just counted em all there is 904

  • 10.15.2005 11:29 AM PDT
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905. The halo HUD is burned into ur retina

  • 10.15.2005 11:30 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC! SUCCESSFULY COMPLETED, NOW, TO 1000!
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u -blam!-e to master chief with halo music.

  • 10.15.2005 4:32 PM PDT
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907: When you get an A on a test you throw it on the ground and start crouching up and down yelling, "How you like that beoach?"
908: When you see someone on the news who jumped off a building to suicide you tell your friends, "The news got it wrong. Theres no more fall damage!"
909: When you shoot someone and they die, you say you didnt know theres no shields.

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  • 10.15.2005 4:50 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYMPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC! SUCCESSFULY COMPLETED, NOW, TO 1000!

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[*Please note that anything in my posts is likely to be filled with sarcasm, and should be taken with a pinch of salt. I tend to help people, usually*]

No.910 - You are doing a maths test, someone leans over to you and you scream at the top of your voice, "Cheater, Bungie you missed one!"

No.911 - You've learned the history of the Ark over and over and over and over until you can remember every single thing including the explicit detail of the animals' matings.

No.912 - When you play paintball and you get hit you say, "Damn, my shield didn't charge in time."

No.913 - Your Desktop image is a picture of Earth with a small logo beneath saying, "Fight for Her."

No.914 - The first book you ever read read was Halo:The Fall of Reach and you wished you hadn't due to all the large words in it. (not the situation for me in both cases)

No.915 - Someone falls in the street and cuts their mouth down the middle and it's now in four seperate parts, you say, "Split-lip bastard Elite."

No.916 - You talk randomly to your computer about its Engine Capacity and heat failure and occasionally, Plasma Damage.

No.917 - You love bees. (dunno if anyone's said this yet)

No.918 - You got XBL specifically for Halo 2 and get angry when your friends play other games.

No.919 - You post 10 statements on The Symtoms of a Halo Maniac.

(PS, you spelled Symptoms wrong)

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  • 10.15.2005 4:59 PM PDT
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920.. your in dodgeball at p.e. and you hit somebody in the balls and say stick mo fo..

921. your mom hugs you and you go back and assinate her and then crouch up and down sayin payback beeeotch

  • 10.16.2005 3:37 PM PDT
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922. you blame bad test results on lag/latency
923. you accuse your teacher of standbying when you fail a course
924. when huntin you always try and noscope first

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  • 10.16.2005 4:04 PM PDT
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#925 You wait until the alien movies are on your TV at night, pickup your controller, and start going, POPOPOPOPOPOP (SMG), BOOM (Frag), PSHHHH (Plasma nade), while pulling the triggers and pressing buttons. Then you scream when the resistance dies "NOOOOOO MARINE!!!!!!" then when country music starts killing the aliens you yell: Im complaining to bungie for such crappy music! Then at the credits you say: WHY CANT I SKIP THIS!!!???

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  • 10.16.2005 4:48 PM PDT
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#926

You yell at your girlfriend for telling your worst enemy how to do the quiz. When he asked her, "Can you help me?" She calmly said "Shoot"

  • 10.16.2005 4:52 PM PDT