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#927When you got home and saw your elites and marine toys broken you said, OMGZORZ!!! THE FLOODZ ARE ATTACKING!!!! OMFGWTFBBQ!!!!
#928You felt and earthquake and said OMG THE COVENANT ARE LANDING IN DROP PODS!!! Then youre girlfriend also a halo freak says, "Betcha cant stick it", You grab your elite toy's plasma grenade and say "Youre on!"
#929zorzYou and your girlfriend offically changed your birth names to 'Cortana' and 'John'. You soon later had your friend and his girlfriend change there names to 'Sam' and 'Linda'
930. Whenever you walk into a school classroom, you shout the subject in a deep voice like the Announcer in multiplayer.I.E. You sit down in math class, and as you whip out your pencil, you shout, "TRIGONOMETRY!!"
931- U have contacts that have a hair cross in the middle
931. Everything tastes like Ham.
933, Whenever u hear the telephone ring, u think its one of the marines trying to contact you so you poke your ear only to find out that you don't have a spartan helmet934:Whenever you hear the dial up tone of the internet, u think that something has gone wrong because you think its static on the intercom system.
Posted by: Shadowstep889It has the word "Halo" in its title. That means an automatic campaign playthrough for me.
Actually, it's you made your car into a hog
935:You wonder why you are unable to peek around corners, when people told you you would be able to.
936:You dye your sisters clothes purple and refer to her as Cortana at all times.
937: you attempt to make mjolnir armor out of carboard938: you succeed
Thats a spot of luck! Be serious about Big Team Battle!!!! R.I.P ChandraR.I.P Jace
939 When you see your teacher or boss walk in you cry out "DEMON!"and proceed to melee him to death with your pencil[Edited on 10/16/2005]
if somebody decides to play cs instead of halo, you start screaming "heretic!"
YES! WE CAN GET TO 1000!
943. Anyone u disslike u call Heretics
944. u call ur car a worthog
945)You you take a crap you say bomb armed, bomb planted
946) When you think back in biblic times they didn't have cable bc it was so laggy it took Jesus 3 days to respawn.
947 U go to the zoo and when ever u see a monkey uget into the cage and yell DIE BRUTE! Then u meele it to death[Edited on 10/17/2005]
948) You think you can walk outside and get hit by a bus going 70 miles an hour and respawn in four beeps.[Edited on 10/17/2005]
949---- u call Anyone that doesent know what an answer to a quistion a Noob
949. You try to skip class by crouch walking out.950. You skip class by crouch walking out.
951. When you and your friend both get into a Jeep, you ask your friend If he has the rockets.
952. Durring Paint ball you get shot in the head and you yell out in anger "That B1tch has host"
953: When getting in a convertable (passenger) you sit against the headrest with one foot on the dash and the other on the seat.