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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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989: You havent sleep for 3 days b/c of Halo and you shout "THEY'RE ARMING THE FLAG!!!!" in slayer games.

  • 10.18.2005 9:55 AM PDT
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990: You cut of a finger on each hand so you can be more like the arbiter.
991:You instantly regret this since this made you les like the Master Chief.
992: You build a working energy sword.
993: You addres every light bulb you see as 343 Gs.

  • 10.18.2005 10:16 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC! SUCCESSFULY COMPLETED, NOW, TO 1000!
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when u cant hear someone u say ur voice is laggy

  • 10.18.2005 10:33 AM PDT
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994: Your know every RvB episode by hearth.


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  • 10.18.2005 11:26 AM PDT
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(995) you pick up the bread knife and wonder why it doesn't turn blue

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(996) you get mad at the bully at school and try to punch him but instead your hands make like your cradling a controller and you keep smashing b and you look at him calling owned over and over

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  • 10.18.2005 11:30 AM PDT
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(997) You have done more than one 24hr Halo 2 marathon.

  • 10.18.2005 11:33 AM PDT
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(998) You lost your Halo 2 case beacuse the game has been inside your XBOX ever sience Nov. 9th

  • 10.18.2005 11:35 AM PDT
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(999)Your "B" button and right trigger are mashed flat

  • 10.18.2005 11:38 AM PDT
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1000. You take a saw a cut your jaw in half so you look like an Elite.

  • 10.18.2005 11:48 AM PDT
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1001. you've read all of these posts.

  • 10.18.2005 12:43 PM PDT

How many Christians must you slap until one of them turns the other cheek?

"What came first? The stone-tool or the shadow-puppet?"
sung by: Adam "Dose One" Drucker

Think about it, "God" is an atheist.

you make a serious post in a topic like this that has been done over and over and over as opposed to a sarcastic post like i am typing here.

  • 10.18.2005 1:00 PM PDT

1003
You look at the calender and are suprised it isn't 2552 or in that area.

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  • 10.18.2005 2:36 PM PDT

1004
You have tried a few of the listed ideas in this thread. (Personly I'm going to get in a golf cart steal a flag and yell "GO GO GO" so if I'm no on for a week or so eveyone knows why)

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  • 10.18.2005 2:40 PM PDT

1005
You have found every secret on every mp level and campaign.

  • 10.18.2005 3:06 PM PDT

1006
You can beat the game as if it is on easy when on legendary.

  • 10.18.2005 3:20 PM PDT

1007
You steal a F-117 Nighthawk thinking it's a Longsword Interceptor and try to fly it into space only to burn up.

  • 10.18.2005 7:58 PM PDT

1008
You ask your friend to shoot you at point blank thinking you can dodge.

  • 10.18.2005 7:59 PM PDT

1009
You ask your girlfriend if you can call her Cortana and that she calls you MasterChief. If your a girl vice versa.

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  • 10.18.2005 8:00 PM PDT

1010
You don't understand why you're arrested for carrying frag grenades around on the 4th because you think the Covenant are attacking.

  • 10.18.2005 8:03 PM PDT

1011
You have a MC suit of every possible color and wear around a different one every day.

  • 10.18.2005 8:05 PM PDT
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1012. You write an essay for school about your forerunner theory.

1013. You print out every single screenshot, wallpaper, and renders from bungie.com.

1014. You go to Best Buy and are shocked when they don't sell personal A.I.s.

1015. You collect human skulls thinking that they are "balls" from ODDBALL.

  • 10.18.2005 8:49 PM PDT

They come here; they all come here. How do they find me?

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1012. You write an essay for school about your forerunner theory.

I did a report on Halo for extra credit once.

1016
you see an open door to a room filled with lots of people. You toss a can or bottle in an yell GRENADE!! before entering.

  • 10.18.2005 10:48 PM PDT
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1017
You work out the power requirements for a real Orbital MAC Gun, figure out the cost factor and then try to make the money to build all 300 Orbital MAC Guns...because you think it is just a matter of time before the Covenant show up...

1018
You star work on trying to replicate the Spartan's MJOLNIR Battle Armor even though it is impossible with our current level of technology

1019
You are currently beating Halo/Halo2 on legendary for the...15th time...

1020
You bug your Physics teacher about Slipspace until they are about to beat you over the head with a 2x4 over and over again…

1021
When ever someone asks you how you got somewhere you say in your best Sergeant Avery Johnson voice: "That's CLASSIFIED."

I am guilty of 1019, 1021 and part of 1017 (Just the: "...work out the power requirements for a real Orbital MAC Gun, figure out the cost factor..." part) What? I have a lot of spare time on my hands.

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1022: you sell your copy of halo 2 to the army and say its a VR weapons research sim and the manual is your guide to them

  • 10.18.2005 11:57 PM PDT