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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC! SUCCESSFULY COMPLETED, NOW, TO 1000!
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1023: you take more than an hour to think of another symptom to post

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1024. you dream about your girlfriend but keep getting images of the master chief in your head
1025. the dream of making an orbital mac gun makes you become a great scientist in physics

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1026: You pick up sticks in the woods and swing them around yelling that it's a plasma sword.

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1027. You have an extreme fear of worms. (Hunters are made up of them)

1028. You go to a hospital and ask to get a neural implant.

1029. You think STAR TREK and STAR WARS are the weirdest things you have ever heard of.

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1030: You go to the plastic surgeon asking them what types of implants would suit you best
1031: Acutally get on the list for implants not knowing what kind you are getting, then have the surgery.

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1032: You have seen every episode of RvB 10 times.

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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

Psalm 62:1-2
My soul finds rest in God alone; my salvation comes from Him. He alone is my rock and my salvation; He is my fortress, I will never be shaken.

Posted by: Spartan 232
The "meaning" of freedom today is, Doing whatever you want. The true meaning is, Doing what you know is right, and having the freedom to do so.

Posted by: Libarate Humanit
40) when playing golf you grab the flag jump in a golf caddie and yell at the driver GO!!! GO!!! GO!!!

I've done that before. It was pretty funny cuz me and my friend were in it together...of course we got banned from the course for a week, but hey it was worth it!!!

1033: When on the phone ans the person says they can't hear you, you try to press the while button on the phone. (I have also done this too).

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1035: When ur watching a football game and the announcer says "touchdown" u say "hit it marines"

beginning of silent cartographer

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1036: you refuse to get in your moms mini-van, because you think its prone to rockets.

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1037
You really consider doing some of these. (Like me running into oncoming traffic jk)

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1038. when you bump this cause you think its funny.
1039. when you interupt your sisters sleep so you can post here.
1040. when you write a HUGE faq that gets stickied on zanzibar.
1041. when you brag about 1040.

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1042. when ever you see a black person you refer to them as sargeant johnson

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you take time making a sniper rifle or assault rifle out of periods, semicolons and so on

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1044: You have memorised all the RvB episodes.
1045: You post any crap you can think of to keep this forum from falling into the unknown hundreds of pages in New Mombasa.

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1046: After coming home from a H2 tourney you jump out of your car, run in your house and yell "FLAG CAPTURED!"
1047: Standing in a crowd you know where to throw two stickys to get a killtakular

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Posted by: SURFIN WRAITH
336. the council r taking ure home from u cuz of u hav never cleaned it
It's like a nightmare of spelling errors and fragmented thoughts. What the hell were you trying to say?

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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC! SUCCESSFULY COMPLETED, NOW, TO 1000!
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Posted by: Fitzey Boy
your halo action figure smells suspiciously of poo
What the hell?!

1048. In your anatomy class, you grab the display skull and hide behind a cart while your friend covers you(did it).

1049. When your baseball gets stuck on the roof, you tell your friend to crouch-walk into a corner then superbounce up there to get it.

1050. When you see a meteor shower you freak out because you think the Covenant are glassing Earth.

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25. When your taking a crap and you yell, bomb armed, bomb planted

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1053: You dig up a corpse just so you can play Oddball.

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1054: You draw chalk squares in the middle of the street so you and your friend can play Territories.

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1055: You refer to your parent's green SUV as the M12 LRV. (Technical term for the Warthog)

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1056: You brag about getting a Kill Frenzy in a Team Slayer game. (Thank you...Thank you very much)

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1057. when ever you see some one that is better than most people you think they are a juggernaut

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