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Subject: 1000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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1146 WHEN YOU MODIFY THE INTERIOR OF YOUR CAR TO LOOK LIKE A BANSHEE!!!! .

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1147. you call your dad master chief
1148. you call you mom cortana
1149. you call your brother johnson
1150. you think you can beat bungie at their own game they made
1151. you start seeing red dots everywhere you go
1152. when you need glasses to see the screen when your fighting in halo 2
1153. you dual wield 2 sticks and call them swords and think your a genious for inviting dualing swords
1154. when you hear the word flood you think of halo 2
1155. you call your girlfriend cortana by mistake and she dumps you
1156. you swear at your friends for shooting you by mistake and you ask them to leave
1157. you start making your room look like the pillar of autumn or outer space
1158. when you think your girlfriend sucks and you tell her that the demon is here
1159. you think that every circle u see is a halo and it must be destroyed
1160. when a pastor asks you about what a halo is on an angel you say "a mass weapon"

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1162: You park your car on top of manholes so the other team can't teleport.

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1163: When playing paintball, you camp in the back pointing your gun at the other team's break point so you can kill them when they respawn.

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1164: Every time you see two people hug, you think of Johnson and a blue Elite.

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1165: When playing a sport and a teammate gets injured, you offer to cover them while their shields recharge.

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1166: When playing real-life Capture the Flag with your friends, you guard your flag by hiding in a ditch where you can't even see it because you know the announcer will say "Blue Team has the flag!"

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1167: If you hit somebody when you're playing Dodgeball you yell "STUCK YOU!" and backpeddle away from them for the next five seconds.

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1168: When you get hit in Dodgeball you immediately start running toward the other team.

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1169: You see a suicidal guy jump from a tall building and try to shoot him once before he dies so you can get the kill.

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1170: You're trying to read a distant sign and your right thumb keeps twitching.

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1171: You've attached a flashlight to an Airsoft gun and pretended the hallways in your house were the "Maintenance Accessways."

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Ok there's ten, I thought they were pretty good. What do you guys think? Hope I didn't repeat any...I didn't want to read through all of them.

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Lol...just thought of another one.
1172: When you want to see how well you're doing so far on a test, you're left thumb reaches for the back button.

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1173: You tell your teacher to wait on a test because you need a checkpoint.
1174: You yell "WTF I CAN'T REVERT" after the test

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1173: You write your gamertag instead of your name on school assignments.

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1174: When writing the date, you accidentally write 10/26/2552.

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1175: When you're being held down in a bunker in paintball you shout to your teammates, "Help me help you!"

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1176: You wonder why you can't see your passenger's health bar while driving.

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1177: When visiting a graveyard, you think "I hate being on the bottom level!" and start look for a shotgun or sniper rifle and active camo.

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1178: When walking through narrow hallways, you constantly glance up to make sure there's nobody above you gettingt he shotgun and Overshield.

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Fix ur #'s Fiasco 1181's next


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1181: When you get an elimination in paintball and take the guy's bunker, you wonder why you didn't get his ammo.

Sorry, didn't see you post.

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  • 10.26.2005 5:24 PM PDT
Subject: 1000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000

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1182) You hit on every girl you end up in matchmaking with

1183) When sitting in class you count to yourself to 30 and then say outlout "Hill MOved"

1184) Have the special edition Halo Xbox

1185) The only friends you have are the ones that play Halo

1186) When your driving and you try to go through an intersection during a yellow light and get into an accident.....then you say "Stupid Lag"

1187) When you were actually standing at the stores at 1 minute after midnight on Nov 9th to get Halo 2.



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