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Subject: 1000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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Posted by: SGT PHOXX
This forum is -blam!-, u should have stopped at 1000...


1262. Get on the forums to flame like this guy because he has nothing better to do...

  • 10.30.2005 8:37 PM PDT
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1263. Start Page 40 of a forum XD

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1264
When ur Gf talks about her fourrunner and u think Halo, not ATV

  • 10.30.2005 9:18 PM PDT
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1265
You post in a forum listing 1000 "syptoms" of a halo maniac successfully completed, now to 5000.......

Seems about a thousand other people had the same idea as me when they saw the topic my bad : /

[Edited on 10/30/2005]

  • 10.30.2005 9:48 PM PDT
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1266: You go into the forest exploring as you go, when you find a dead body! You take the skull, and whine about not getting the effect of turning invisible. (envy)

  • 10.31.2005 5:32 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Posted by: Frost Sniper
Haha! Good one Dock, but really, has anyone noticed the bodies in Halo: CE. Oh yeah, all the marines in Halo 2 that are already dead when you see 'em are in the same possition that every person in Halo 1 lies in.



At least we've left behind the bodies that turn as you turn(i.e. Doom, Duke Nukem etc.

If someone has noticable warts on thier face, you say to them without any modesty, Wort Wort Wort!

  • 10.31.2005 9:06 AM PDT
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1267
ur flashlight runs out of battres, u wait 5 seconds, then try to turn it on again

  • 10.31.2005 10:46 AM PDT
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1268
u use time in the school computer lab to make posts in the bungie forums, well listining to the halo 2 sountrack

1269
u let the grunts live at the "grunt Birthday party" skull
There having fun!!!!

1270
ur doing somthing ur not suposed to and u get caught, u instinktivle reach for the white botten(active camo)

1271
u hit ppl on the back u dont like trying to kill them, the chouch-walk away seeing "assanated" in the corner of ur eye



1272
u cant read what ther teachers writing so u click ur pen trying to zoom in

1273
u refer to little kids as floodlings, and when they group around u, u run in terror

1274
u bookmarked this page on the school computer
(gulty!)

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  • 10.31.2005 10:49 AM PDT
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1275:
You polish your Halo 2 disc every 6 minutes.

  • 10.31.2005 11:11 AM PDT
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1276:
You turn around ready to attack every time you hear a high voice behind you (thinking its a grunt)

  • 10.31.2005 12:26 PM PDT
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1277: when playing golf and ur caddie takes the flag u scream "CONTEST THE FLAG!"

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  • 10.31.2005 12:45 PM PDT
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1228-- wen there are 1228 people in the world that have symptoms and acknolodge it in

  • 10.31.2005 2:34 PM PDT

1229
When on Halloween you dress up as a flood to scare the little kids.
1230
You spend more time on Halo and Halo forums than you sleep in a week. (me)

  • 10.31.2005 3:54 PM PDT
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1231 You go to a wedding and introduce everyone by their real names when every1 looks at you funny you introduce every1 by their gametags and everyone goes OHHH! your so and so

  • 10.31.2005 4:38 PM PDT
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thats a good one.Here's another

when you see a muscally person you shout to your friends THE HIERACHS ARE ATTACKING (Brutes) TARTARUS YOU ARE A BETRAYER!

  • 10.31.2005 5:28 PM PDT
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1282
u rent a game speisificle for xbox live, play the tutorial, then play halo 2 till the other ones due

  • 10.31.2005 6:01 PM PDT

1283
You have read all 1283 posts and intend to read till it hits 5000 posts.

  • 10.31.2005 7:37 PM PDT
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It's actually on 1235, so here goes:
1235: You favor Odyssey's Halo B hopper strictly because it has the word "Halo" in it.

  • 10.31.2005 7:44 PM PDT
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1284:
You wish you were an angel so you can have your own halo... and hope to destroy all sentient life... but bungie and peter jackson... of course... we need that movie

1285:
You go and watch the halo movie in 2007... only to realise its Doom re-edited... you kill your friend cuz he downloaded it off the internet...

  • 10.31.2005 7:51 PM PDT
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1286 :When u look at your little brother and try to stick him with a blue piece of construction paper but when u realise it doesnt happen you try to get a better connection

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1287,

refer to ur dick as master cheif. it might have been taken already

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  • 10.31.2005 7:54 PM PDT

Posted by: JPS
1287,

refer to ur dick as master cheif. it might have been taken already


lol. It hasn't.

  • 10.31.2005 8:02 PM PDT
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anyone else??????

ok i got another one, this again, might have been taken.

ur in bed with a girl having sex when u start to yell "cortana, cortana, cortana!"

  • 10.31.2005 8:54 PM PDT
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1300
when anyone asks how good u are at anything, u say "im legendary"

to cool to not write:
"You face an enemy who has never known Deafet.
Who laughs in an alien toung at your efforts to survive.
This is suiside"


1301
U have memorized and can repet the entire "Covenant writ of Union, Canto I"

So full of hate were our eyes
That none of us could see
Our war would yield countless dead
But never victory
So let us cast arms aside
And like discard our wrath
Thou, In faith, Will keep us safe
Whilst we finde the path

-High councle of Concordance,
First age of Reconciliation

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  • 10.31.2005 10:11 PM PDT
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You're playing golf when you see a little ball soaring in the air, you yell GRENADE!!!!!!!!!! instaed of FORE! And you run away screaming like a grunt without an elite commander.

  • 11.01.2005 5:42 AM PDT