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Subject: 1000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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when you play laser tag, you grab your sisters gun and duel wield with them.

  • 11.06.2005 6:36 PM PDT
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1356. when you've read every one of the posts in this thread

  • 11.06.2005 7:37 PM PDT
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1357. when you're 35 living with your mother, your room decorated Halo 2ish, YOU WEAR MASTER CHEIF OUTFITS ALL THE TIME, AND YOU MAKE YOUR MOM DRESS LIKE CORTANA... sry i got caught up in my life lol lol just kidding lol

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1358. You are playing catch with someone and they throw you the ball, you yell "NADE, OH NO ITS A STICKY!"

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1359. You get into your car and then say, "Lets take the Ghost instead its alot faster."

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1340. Your G/f is talking to you and you say, "Cortana would you just STFU already!"

  • 11.06.2005 8:03 PM PDT
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1341: If you think you messed up on any of the names of characters while posting one of these, you go back through both games and re-read the books to make sure you got them right.

  • 11.06.2005 10:02 PM PDT

1342
When you are in LOVE with Cortana
1343
When you are in LOVE with the Master Chief
1344
When you are in LOVE with Sgt. Johnsen
1345
When you are in LOVE with Miranda Keys
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When you are in LOVE with Jacob Keys (Captian Keys)
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When you spend so much time in this forum you forget how to spell.

  • 11.07.2005 6:14 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Every time you see a flag you have the sudden urge to grab it and run home.

  • 11.07.2005 6:41 PM PDT
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"You must face the truth squarely and without flinching from duty. Our enemies are mortal no longer. Mercy for such as they is a chimera, self-deception is its only ally. Dedicate this weapon, given unto your hand at the behest of the Emperor, to their destruction. Regard its function as your only duty: you live only to bring cleansing fire."

1349: (this happened to me) when you watch a movie and the guy is going to pick up 2 guns and you spontaniously say "hold Y to duel weild


1350: (this also happened to me :) when you are late for class at school and so you say "this is to much, even for an elite! RAARGH!"

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1351: when in school and someone gives you a different pen then u loaned to them you say "ahhhhh y did bungie change the pen!?"


1352: when u see someone carrying a ball you yell out "there's the bomb guy"

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  • 11.07.2005 6:56 PM PDT

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When you see the "bomb guy" you attack him, steal the "bomb" then run to his home and ".plant it" there

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1354-When you are at a final football game, see the line of the opposing team's band members all grouped together, you want to lob a plasma grenade into the middle of them.

  • 11.07.2005 8:36 PM PDT
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you keep bashing ugly people on the street coz you think they're flood./...

  • 11.08.2005 3:48 AM PDT
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when ur[ blammin] the[ blam] out of ur girlfriend and u yell ohhhh Cortana.

  • 11.08.2005 3:55 AM PDT

1357
You dream up new weapons and make never ending fanfics.

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Not Sure if this has been said yet (i wasnt gonna read all 1357 of these posts) buuuut:

1358: Running around at random places, smacking your friends in the back and shouting "assassinate!" (BTW, me and my friend sactually did this)

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1359. When you see a blue 3-d triangle you pick it up and punch the people that you hate and get detention.

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1360: You start accusing random people on the street of modding

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1361
You pick up a yellow kickball and expect to get an overshield.

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1362) You search the entire city looking for the golden warthog

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1363. you plan to get everyone to make 1 topic a person with the title I LOVE BUNGIE!!! on halo 2's birthday.

  • 11.08.2005 6:24 PM PDT
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When your sick and you tell someone in mc voice

'i need a cough drop"

  • 11.08.2005 6:41 PM PDT

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You never go out without the Spartan Armor you bought.

  • 11.08.2005 6:52 PM PDT