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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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1365 - when u jump off the roof trying to superbounce

1366 - when u whine about losing because the other person got host

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1367. You have a shrine to bungie in your closet.

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1368. Your teachers re arranges the classroom and you walk in and respond "bout time we got some new maps"

1369. You insist your teacher uses 2 pieces of chalk because daul-wielding is better

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1370. some one at the dinner table takes the last piece of chicken and you jump on the table and kick him off to eat it

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1370. When playing dodgeball, you accidentally lose the ball. Your teammates make fun of you and you say, "Hey! Relax! The ball should respawn soon."

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1371. When you are absent at school and you have to make up a test, your teacher makes a different form of the test and you tell her that modding the test will result in a permanent ban.

1372. When somebody gets a bad grade on an easy test you call them a noob.

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Hey I think it's kind of cool how SUFRIN WRATH claimed to be able to reach 5000, which is just ridiculous for a single post, but now he might actually make it there. I'll help.

1373. In the middle of a lecture you raise your hand and when called on you say to the professer, "Kill me or release me, parasite, but do not waste my time with talk."

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1374 When you tackle someone in football and you try to tea bag them.
I might have already posted this but i dont think it was in this post
1375 You camp out under the lunch room table with a straw and spitwad waiting to "snipe someone".

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1376. You're day dreaming about how to successfully kill 3 enemies by yourself and you nearly get in a car accident.

*close call*

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1377. you kill all venus flytraps thinking they are baby graveminds

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1378: When you drink a mountain dew dry, in the corrnor of your eye you see "press Y to switch to taco"

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1379. you see 6 threads on the same page saying happy B-day halo 2... and you feel the urge to create one more.

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1380: you actually throw a party to celebrate its birthday...

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1381. u know the names of all the bungie team

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1382- When you walk into your classroom and say to yourself, "Wow, this would be an easy Killamanjaro if I had my BR."

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1383- You get excited to see this thread revived on the front page of New Mombasa.

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1384
You revive this to excite people.

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1385) You annoy people at school on NOv. 9 saying"It's Halo 2's B-Day!!"
they ask you what you'll do. You say get high on Halo

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"You must face the truth squarely and without flinching from duty. Our enemies are mortal no longer. Mercy for such as they is a chimera, self-deception is its only ally. Dedicate this weapon, given unto your hand at the behest of the Emperor, to their destruction. Regard its function as your only duty: you live only to bring cleansing fire."

you witness everything that goes on around you and say things like "ball dropped" or if someone slaps someone in the back you say "assassinated"

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1387- When someone mentions they're going camping you instantly say "I hate camping whores like you" and then you start to yell at him in 1337 5|*34|< (leet speak)

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B.B.'s official fangirl

1388 You have s exual fantasiesI (I hate censorship) involving MC and some Craftsman tools.

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1389 When your playing painball and some starts shootong there electroinc gun a 24 balls per second you start to yell Modder and noob realy loud

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Posted by: SURFIN WRAITH
u know u r alllowed to bring forums back from the 3570 page abyss of New Mombassa


1390. You auctually searched all 3570 pages looking for this forum.


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1391. You become emotionally deppresed after losing your level in Team Slayer

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1392: When making new friends you take out a paper and delete an old one to make room. You also send out party invites to people.

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