- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Gnarly Badger
Through years of evolution, hiding away in your dark lair of a room, a symbiotic relationship has been formed. Your body has physically attatched itself to your controllers and reclining chair. Your eyelids have vanished due lack lack of neccesity. You should have starved to death countless months ago, but somehow, through some curious anatomical process, your body can survive off of the smallest amount of radiaton emitted from your TV.
lolololol ROFLMAO HAHAHAHA...
fantastic symptom man...