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MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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1507) when crossing the street you see a car coming and think to yourself" it's alright ill make it... UNLESS I LAG BACK" and then u run

Actually happened to me today

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1508) When playing against another soccer team and the team doesn't have alot of kids on it you say " This doesn't make any sense, the fleet that destroyed reach was fifty times this size."

  • 11.15.2005 4:16 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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1509) when watching a volleyball game you yell "your supposed to help the ball not give it to the other team!!!"

1510) when watching sumo wrestling u start throwing stuff at the guy u dont like and hope you'll get the kill with those grenades instaed of ur teammate

  • 11.15.2005 4:20 PM PDT

You knock your friend out and start tea-bagging him

  • 11.15.2005 7:27 PM PDT

1511
You have actually tried or want to try alot of these.

  • 11.15.2005 7:32 PM PDT
Subject: 1000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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Sorry, dont know the number

You go to New Mombassa and build a tank, go over bridges, through tunnels, shooting at everything that gets in your way

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1513: You've actually jumped on top of your dad's car, smacked him in the face, pulled him out & drove off...

  • 11.16.2005 2:50 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Posted by: Braden Chen
1441. You almost say 'across the map' rather than 'across the room'

I actually said that in computer class. Lol

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1514. You wish that you could be a genetically engineered super soldier.

Maybe when your older...

  • 11.16.2005 10:08 AM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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1515) you go to ur doctor and when he asks you wuts wrong you say "i cant run 50kph or where super amazing armour.

  • 11.16.2005 3:50 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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1515) You make up battle strategies to beat the covenant.

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1516) You chuckle when you hear the word Halo and wink at your friends when you hear about the Covenant in History class.

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1516

You write a bunch of fan fictions on Halo.

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1517. When you have ANY halo action figures

1518. When you hate it and you STILL play it! (by the way: I don't hate it)

1519. When you go outside for the first time in a year and 7 days and the air is too cold for you too breath normally

1520. When you have beaten it on Legendary with your eyes closed

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1521: You go to the toilet & in the corner of your eye you see:press right trigger to boost & left to fire fule rod gun, X to get off

[Edited on 11/16/2005]

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1522: i woke up this mornin and a little voice in my head said "bomb armed, bomb planted" , wasnt even thinking of halo.

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1523: you actually start to think "Halo Hater" is a total insult..
(i was so offended)

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1523
you wounder why your car will not fly if u lob a grenade beneath it

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1524: When your friends get mad at u they say they hate halo, just to make u mad
my friends do this all the time to me ;)

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oh oh! ppl do that to me. i punch them and make them take it back
Posted by: mikethewarrior
1524: When your friends get mad at u they say they hate halo, just to make u mad

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1525. When u repeting lines from Halo, espesily Elite ones.

"the cable, im going to cut it."

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wait ur 3 numbers out dat 1 shud have been 1527

1528. u sewed ur own halo clothing

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1529: your hood is divided into two factions, MC & ARBITER lovers...

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1530. The only video games you own are Halo and Halo 2.

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1531) You own five Halo Xboxes

1532) You hum the Halo 2 soundtrack in your sleep.

1533) You refuse to believe that aliens are fake. Your proof is Halo.

  • 11.19.2005 6:59 PM PDT