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Subject: 1000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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You know when someone else is a halo maniac when at school they, in front of the class, describe how cool it was to shoot a spartan with a rocketlauncher. here is what was really said at my school:
"So, I shot this guy with the rocketlauncher and he flew across the map. It went BOOM and I bet his head musta fallen off. Oh... Mrs.Bourgoin... Sorry about that. I played way too much Halo 2."
This is true because two kids really did say this.

Heres another one about those 2 kids:
You know you are a Halo Maniac when you listen to Vietnam War Protest music and only like it because it said "Coagulating" in it.

[Edited on 11/27/2005]

  • 11.27.2005 7:34 PM PDT
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whenever some1 rides by u on a bike u press and hold x to hijack them


U call ur most admired person mastercheif

  • 11.27.2005 8:24 PM PDT

They come here; they all come here. How do they find me?

You have dreams about Halo.

  • 11.27.2005 8:31 PM PDT
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you can count more online halo friends than real life friends

  • 11.27.2005 8:45 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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people look at you really weirdly and tell you to get a life

  • 11.27.2005 9:38 PM PDT
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you start quoting halo 2 cinematics whenever your bored or imagine your playing the game

  • 11.27.2005 9:40 PM PDT
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1st anybody know what number were at and


2nd.... you cheated on your real girlfriend with a halo 2 girlfriend

  • 11.27.2005 10:01 PM PDT
Subject: 1000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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You seriously consider either going out with you girlfriend or staying home and playing halo.

Don't worry I've got MY priorities straight. (...and to think I actually considered calling her...)

  • 11.27.2005 10:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Master Enforcer
You have dreams about Halo.


I have dreams of Halo all the time.


Well how about, during basketball in your gym class you steal the ball from the other team, and then yell at your team to protect you for you only have to hold the ball for 10 more seconds to win.

  • 11.27.2005 10:10 PM PDT
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if this were one it would b 1567 i went through and fixed all the mistakes i was that bored ohh wow 1567 you actually go through all the posts on this thread to get the number right

okay its 1568

next after this is 1569

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1568 REASONS! THATS A HELL OF A LOT

1568. u sleep and play halo at the same time

  • 11.28.2005 8:30 AM PDT
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1569. u got married over halo 2 using the mic, hav 1 elite and 1 spartan, havin a vicor speak over the mic and hav a gathering of 16 people

  • 11.28.2005 8:31 AM PDT
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1570-you know your way about Chiron off by heart
1571-you say wort wort wort when someone asks you a question you dont know the answer to
1572-you can hear the halo monks chanting (menu halo:combat evolved) when you are bored
1573-have succesfully put every vehicle on blood gulch in the OS cave for no reason

  • 11.28.2005 10:00 AM PDT

1576

You correct the numbers again it makes you mad that people mess up the numbers all the time.

  • 11.28.2005 8:13 PM PDT
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you draw the masterchief or the arbiter in your school books instead of working

  • 11.28.2005 8:56 PM PDT

1578

You make a post to correct the number after somone doesn't include it.

  • 11.29.2005 2:52 PM PDT
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1579:
you sit on you computer chair with a cardboard crown on your head, your red night gown on & you address you dad as "Arbiter..."

  • 11.29.2005 3:13 PM PDT
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1580

you see a low flying aircraft, so you switch to your rocket and try to lock on and shoot it down....

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1585.)
Your watching baseball, and someone strikes out swinging and the catcher drops the ball, so he tags the guy and throws out a guy stealing third, you yell out "N0 N00B C0|V|B0 H4XZ0R"

  • 11.29.2005 4:53 PM PDT

1586

You want this thread to reach 5000 by the end of 06

  • 11.29.2005 7:12 PM PDT
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1589. Whenever you play CTF at school you grab the flag and smack people with it shouting "DOUBLE KILL! TRIPLE KILL! KILLTACULAR!"

1590. When you play basketball you grab the ball, run down the court, squat near the opponent's basket, an shout "BOMB ARMED! BOMB PLANTED!"

1591. When the bell rings for class you see a NAV marker on your classroom

1592. When you get sent to the principal's office you board his chair and punch him thinking he is the prophet of Regret.

1593. You think you need to be hit twice in Dodgeball because you had an overshield.

1594. You get killed by a car trying to get out of the level.

1595. You get killed by a car trying to board it.

1596. When you play baseball you squat for 10 seconds at each base


(You are on 1597)

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1591. when u come back to bungie.net only to discover that the forume if back on the front page.

1592. U get an xbox360 and befor u even play ur new 360 game, u play halo 2 and 1. u then forget u even have the new one and play into the night.

  • 11.29.2005 9:20 PM PDT

1593
You begin to put phrases in the game into your school work by accident.

  • 11.30.2005 6:55 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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1594) You attach spaghetti to your arms and run around retardedly claiming you are infected with the flood virus

[Edited on 11/30/2005]

  • 11.30.2005 7:16 PM PDT