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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

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You like Halo 2 so much that if it is scratched you cry.

  • 11.30.2005 7:32 PM PDT
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You pour a bowl of Cheerios and proclaim you got a bowl full of halos before the Covenant did...suckas!

  • 11.30.2005 7:49 PM PDT
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Instead of asking your girlfriend, "Cindy, will you marry me?", you ask, "Cindy, may I add you to my friend's list?"

  • 11.30.2005 8:03 PM PDT
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1598) You convert to the Franciscan religious faith because you think the monks are cool because they sing the Halo soundtrack

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Hopefully you all enjoy these. I just made them up

  • 11.30.2005 8:08 PM PDT
Subject: 1000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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I'm actually scaring myself now, I've built sort of a hammock in my room that's completely circular and fully surrounds me, last night without realizing I quoted the prophet of truth while I was sitting in it.

  • 11.30.2005 9:25 PM PDT

They come here; they all come here. How do they find me?

Sargent Johnson is your rolemodel.

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you wake up and take a optical diagnostics test every morning (rubbing your eyes and looking around)

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1603:
you walk around your house looking round corners expecting covenant...
1604:
you've actually used half the lines you've heard on the campaign, in real life...

  • 12.01.2005 8:18 AM PDT

Old School

1605: due to the hate betweens you and your teachers you start to refer to them as brutes and start insulting them in Elite language.

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1606:
you're getting plastic surgeory to look like an elite....

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1607)
You know what character says, "Ha ha ha....I am a genius"

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when playing dodgeball, you hit 3 people and exclaim "TRIPLE KILL!"

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1609)
You see a man run somebody over and drive away, you chase after him telling him he forgot his "splatter" medal.

[Edited on 12/1/2005]

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1610. You get killed trying to grenade jump

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1611. You walk into a really dark room where you cannot see anything and you say, "Loading glitch."

1612. You tape a blue ball to your face claiming that you have been stuck by a plasma grenade.

1613. You ride on the back of your car holding a paintball gun thinking that you are manning the turret of a warthog.

1614. When it is Easter you go easter egg hunting, specifically looking for one that says, "Hi Ben."

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i'm not sure if this one is already done but
1615: you start to believe you are the MC actually IN the game, acting like him, talking like him and using the weapons very easily

  • 12.02.2005 5:30 AM PDT
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1616: Whenever you watch a movie and he DVD skips you yell "LAG"

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1617: When you're watching a Superman movie and you see him fly, you say," Oh great, we're getting modded."

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1618: When you start randomly drawing the Mark of Shame on your hand and you say to yourself..."I will wear this proudly"

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1619: when ur watching an action movie you say ''id assassinate him'', or ''id throw a sticky on him''

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you're actually stupid enough to join the army

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wow, "TuKindZ", you are the dumbest person ive seen on this thread. Joining the army isnt "dumb". Its called respect, ever heard of it? Plus, the Master Chief was in a subdivision of the Marines.

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3380 more 2 go!

  • 12.02.2005 2:26 PM PDT
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you and your friend have made a morse code with the analog sticks so for on xbox night you can tell eachother stuff but the other people wont know who it is.

  • 12.02.2005 2:34 PM PDT