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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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2005.
You jump off everything safe in the knowledge that fall damage doesnt exist,

2006. you crouch in corners in an attempt to find more super jumps

2007. you win a barfight and start humping the other guys unconsious body

2008. You try and mute your mum when she is talkin during halo 2

2009. When this fails you delete her from your friends list



2995 more to go

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  • 12.11.2005 7:39 PM PDT
Subject: 1500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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you call your girlfriend cortana

  • 12.12.2005 3:52 AM PDT
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you change your name to John-117

  • 12.12.2005 3:55 AM PDT
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you build a working pelican

  • 12.12.2005 3:58 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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you punch 7 guys in the back and yell "killimanjaro!"

you take a guitar and pretend it's a covenant carbine.

you stand in the middle of a room and yell "territory controlled!" and place a sign that it's yours.

You dress up as master chief or an elite for halloween.

You photoshop yourself stabbing someone else with an energy sword.

you try to say in an elite voice "Cheeky monkey!" when you're getting owned in anything (guilty of it)

You take a nail gun and akimbo another one, calling them needlers.

  • 12.12.2005 5:58 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC! (<original title)
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2020.you book a day/skive work/school for the release of Halo 3

  • 12.12.2005 9:31 AM PDT
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2021. you work for bungie but insist on working with halo 3

  • 12.12.2005 9:32 AM PDT
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2022. when u realise bungie are not going to let u work on halo 3 u quit the job

  • 12.12.2005 9:33 AM PDT
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2023. u pretend ure old enough (if ur younger) to get a job at bungie

  • 12.12.2005 9:34 AM PDT
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2024. if u quit the job at bungie u go to microsoft and do the same

  • 12.12.2005 9:34 AM PDT

2025: you fal a test aat scool and go dam lag

  • 12.12.2005 1:44 PM PDT

you become a military weapons designer and build a spartan

  • 12.12.2005 1:45 PM PDT

you become an astronaught to find halo rings

  • 12.12.2005 1:46 PM PDT
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2028. when you see someone you hate, you picture crosshairs around their head and and an instant replay of you getting a headshot on them.

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  • 12.12.2005 3:28 PM PDT
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2029: You own every weapon in Halo 1, 2, and PC.

2030: You have read every single one of these symptoms.

  • 12.12.2005 4:12 PM PDT
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2031: you have EVERY Halo related thing out there

  • 12.12.2005 4:22 PM PDT
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2032: You plotted out a plan to own Bungie and all of the Halo games and other Halo related stuff.

  • 12.12.2005 6:10 PM PDT
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When you play a team sport (Basketball, football), you say to your team "They're in standard formation. Little ba$tards in front, big ones in back. good luck cairo."

  • 12.13.2005 5:24 AM PDT
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2034. You think that your new SUV is a warthog and try to do a handbreak turn but end up flipping The car 5 times. Then you try and flip back over and end up having a hernia.

  • 12.13.2005 5:42 AM PDT

2035. you go to Bungie.net every day to check for jobs and new threads.

  • 12.13.2005 5:50 AM PDT
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You perform a vodoo curse on Joe Staten for Halo2s ending

  • 12.13.2005 6:25 AM PDT
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You make a glass cube with a ball of yellow jello in it and call it an overshield pickup.

You actually have the mark of shame brander (at the beginning, where the arbiter gets branded with that mark.)

You somehow sucessfully created 343 Guilty spark AND 2401 pentinent tangent, with the floating and the talking and the mmm-hai!

You run around with blue flashlights lit with them facing backwards, claiming you're on a ghost.

You hum Follow (1st movement of the odysey) frequently.

You hold keyboard-sized objects like an SMG or a shotgun.

You jump and stand on people's heads, thinking you can get to hard-to-reach places.

if you listen to the announcer yelling "Killimanjaro!" on your ipod 24/7. (semi-guilty, But i say killimanjaro like the announcer when i get one, only over and over again.)

You have an elite fetish.

You kill the chickens, claiming they're jackals.

You get owned in a sport and you scream at the other team "YOUR MODS SUCK!" (oh, am i guilty of that!)

You knock out someone and teabag them, pretending to hold a gun.

You're aliased "the fastest teabagger in the west". (guilty ingame)

You have a 343 guilty spark fetish.

You have a 2401 pentinent tangent fetish.

*heavy breathing* ok, i'm done.

  • 12.13.2005 6:40 AM PDT
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Not sure what number but I'm extremely guilty for this-
You're picking up you little brother up and you're waiting in the lobby, you look at all of the other parents and try to think what Halo 2 emlbem would suit them.....or you're sitting on the bench and you have a very strange urge to draw your energy sword and kill everyone in the room.

-You can't speak English anymore, just Covenant or Forerunner.

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  • 12.13.2005 7:12 AM PDT
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2054. u actuly make shure to update the count

  • 12.13.2005 7:19 AM PDT