- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
You make a glass cube with a ball of yellow jello in it and call it an overshield pickup.
You actually have the mark of shame brander (at the beginning, where the arbiter gets branded with that mark.)
You somehow sucessfully created 343 Guilty spark AND 2401 pentinent tangent, with the floating and the talking and the mmm-hai!
You run around with blue flashlights lit with them facing backwards, claiming you're on a ghost.
You hum Follow (1st movement of the odysey) frequently.
You hold keyboard-sized objects like an SMG or a shotgun.
You jump and stand on people's heads, thinking you can get to hard-to-reach places.
if you listen to the announcer yelling "Killimanjaro!" on your ipod 24/7. (semi-guilty, But i say killimanjaro like the announcer when i get one, only over and over again.)
You have an elite fetish.
You kill the chickens, claiming they're jackals.
You get owned in a sport and you scream at the other team "YOUR MODS SUCK!" (oh, am i guilty of that!)
You knock out someone and teabag them, pretending to hold a gun.
You're aliased "the fastest teabagger in the west". (guilty ingame)
You have a 343 guilty spark fetish.
You have a 2401 pentinent tangent fetish.
*heavy breathing* ok, i'm done.