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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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I try to take over the forums by posting in every topic.
When you enter a forest you think its the Swamp from 04 and you look at your mosion tracker for incoming flood.
You eat candy bars all day saying that they are Halo 2 powerups of some kind.
You think you are the Master Cheif and you punch the fat ugly teacher thinking he is tar tar!

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  • 12.13.2005 8:50 AM PDT

when you are in dire need of help you wish you had a sentinel beam to use as a distress signal and press anything that looks like a white button and yell HELP!!

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Subject: 2000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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Posted by: Dross

I had a dream that sgt. johnson was blown to bits and then taken over by the flood and then grew back together and faught the flood and gained control of his body again. then everbody thought he was back to normal but really he was possesed(sp?) by the devil and wanted to destroy the world. but i imagined it was in real life and i was there fighting as a marine.




need i say more

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When you get hurt you see a health meter in the corner of your eye go down and then go back up after the pain has gone.

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2058. You start quoting Sangheili (guilty)
2059.You can't stand it when someone says "Elite" insted of "Sangheili", same with the rest of the races that make up the Covenant. (guilty)

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  • 12.13.2005 4:56 PM PDT

$x='print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x; ';
print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x;

I work at Microsoft. I have nothing to do with Halo and nothing I say is "the official word".

2060: when startled, you will reply with "wort wort wort??"

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2061. Bored of a teacher's endless monologue, you stand and shout
"Kill me or release me parasite! Do not waste my time with talk."

My friend actually did this. Didn't get detention, but did get grounded.

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Posted by: Commander Bob
2061. Bored of a teacher's endless monologue, you stand and shout
"Kill me or release me parasite! Do not waste my time with talk."

My friend actually did this. Didn't get detention, but did get grounded.


thats awesome^^^^


2062)you get mad at your brother and start calling him a heretic when he says he like the arbiter mission more the the MC ones

2063) you get mad at people when they dont number there halo maniac symptoms

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2064

You think that being hung by their entrails and paraded around the city is a perfectly acceptable punishment for the inept fool who allowed the sacred onion rings to be destroyed.

  • 12.13.2005 8:48 PM PDT

$x='print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x; ';
print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x;

I work at Microsoft. I have nothing to do with Halo and nothing I say is "the official word".

2065) you have memorized a list of at least 100 values which work out to 117

  • 12.13.2005 8:53 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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"The tongue, like a sharp knife, kills without drawing blood."
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yea and also when you wake your husband up in the middle of the nite to tell him to get the flag or look behind him

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Posted by: Punisher in NJ
You make a glass cube with a ball of yellow jello in it and call it an overshield pickup.

You actually have the mark of shame brander (at the beginning, where the arbiter gets branded with that mark.)

You somehow sucessfully created 343 Guilty spark AND 2401 pentinent tangent, with the floating and the talking and the mmm-hai!

You run around with blue flashlights lit with them facing backwards, claiming you're on a ghost.

You hum Follow (1st movement of the odysey) frequently.

You hold keyboard-sized objects like an SMG or a shotgun.

You jump and stand on people's heads, thinking you can get to hard-to-reach places.

if you listen to the announcer yelling "Killimanjaro!" on your ipod 24/7. (semi-guilty, But i say killimanjaro like the announcer when i get one, only over and over again.)

You have an elite fetish.

You kill the chickens, claiming they're jackals.

You get owned in a sport and you scream at the other team "YOUR MODS SUCK!" (oh, am i guilty of that!)

You knock out someone and teabag them, pretending to hold a gun.

You're aliased "the fastest teabagger in the west". (guilty ingame)

You have a 343 guilty spark fetish.

You have a 2401 pentinent tangent fetish.

*heavy breathing* ok, i'm done.


you play too much halo if you can think up of these many ideas in one post. (Obviously guilty)

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you see someone jump really high and say i dont know how to superjump on this map...

  • 12.14.2005 1:34 PM PDT
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2069) when you base your create-a-god project on master chief. (this is true)
2070) when you fail the same quiz that your friend ace's and then you call the a H4xx0r. (also true)

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Posted by: LiL funny FUBAR
i just orgasmed when you said "discombobulation"!

these all rock
oh yeh an im too lazy to think of one

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2071) You Said "You Got PWNED!" to your Mr. Bojangles right after you just WACKED 0FF.

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2072) If you actually read all these, cuz I know I didn't.

2073)When you humilate someone, you tell say you no scoped them.

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2074) You throw handmade bombs under your car, then jump in, hoping to get launched and stuck in the map barrier

2075) When in heavy traffic you complain about how long the map takes to load

2076) You refer to any vending machine as the "Food Nipple"

2077) You throw a wad of paper at a midget and hit him in the head, expecting him to do a backflip and die

2078) You really know the true meaning of "Wort wort wort" Guilty as charged, it is the backwards recording of Johnson saying "Go Go Go" with bass etc adjusted, along with other things elites say in Halo 1

Come on Guys, keep posting!!


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2079) when the very mention of Halo being on any other system makes you mad

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2030) You go on a rampage after you here that the master chief in the new Halo movie will be played by Rob Schneider.............."Making Copieeesss"!

2031) You have researched and figured out the connection between I Love Bees and Halo 2, plus have one the grand prize

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2032: you somehow can draw an elite in photoshop without any outline. (I know someone who did that.)

  • 12.15.2005 5:30 AM PDT
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Posted by: djsmom
yea and also when you wake your husband up in the middle of the nite to tell him to get the flag or look behind him


Sorry, but last time I checked, I don't have a husband. Girlfriend might be more like it. Lol.

I don't know the number but...
When you wake up in the morning and it's cold, your mom says: No freezer burn, please stand up and look around, the disorientation should pass quickly.

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2084. When you're sleeping pattern has changed from 11pm - 7am to.... 4am-12pm

  • 12.15.2005 7:19 AM PDT
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2086 while your golfing and all the golf carts are gone u sit and blow one up and wait for it to respond

  • 12.15.2005 8:17 AM PDT