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Subject: 2000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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i have several. here they are:

when wlaking down the street, you instinctively aim for a headshot at the people passing by.
when you are out in the open and you think that you will be sniped.
when you search for weapons on the ground.
when you ask your friend where the sword spawn is in the mall.
when you look for the turret on the back of your car.

yes, all of these have happened.

this one should becone a sticky.

  • 12.17.2005 8:29 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

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a guy in my class named his dog "halo"

  • 12.17.2005 8:57 AM PDT

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2110)--
whenever challenging a sibling for the front seat in a car, you yell " I CALL SHOTGUN!"

2111)--
you hop through the window of your car to get inside

  • 12.17.2005 9:07 AM PDT
Subject: 2000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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You create forums of symptoms of a Halo maniac, while secretly unawares of your own ironic symptoms to your insanity

  • 12.17.2005 9:27 AM PDT
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i got a bunch: 2113-2116
-when u consider going onto the freeway as entering slipspace
-when u put up your hood before u go outside so u can breathe in the vacuum
-when u call a door followed by another door an air lock
-when u consider getting dressed in the morning as running a diagnostic on your MJOLNIR mark VI armor

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  • 12.17.2005 11:22 AM PDT
Subject: 1500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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when u think everything round and olive green is a bomb so u write "thus i refute thee" on it

  • 12.17.2005 11:32 AM PDT
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If you get a Halo tatoo.

  • 12.17.2005 11:40 AM PDT
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here's some more 2119-2124
-u put foaming hand soap on open flesh wounds thinking it is biofoam
-when u have a fork in your right hand and a spoon in your left, and u want it the other way around, u drop the spoon, drop the fork, pick up the spoon in your right hand, and pick up the fork in the left.
-u think putting your car into second gear is arming archer pods A through H
-u think moving your car into the center lane is moving your ship to course two eight zero
-when someone asks what u are doing u respond "sir, finishing this fight."
when u say u r going outside and someone asks y u say "to give the covenant back their bomb"
-when u pick up a piece of paper u say "blue team has the flag" every ten seconds

i am guilty of everything i have posted on this thread


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  • 12.17.2005 12:08 PM PDT
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You beat legendary mode without dying.

  • 12.17.2005 2:54 PM PDT
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you keep posting in this stupid ass thread!!!!!!

Jebuses its enough!!!!! even im getting tired of it!!!!!!!!!!

w/e # this is:

you kill someone then rip off their skull and claim you cant see anything (blind skull) or you play oddball with it in ur backyard with a bunch of morons.

w/e # this is:

you punch your teacher in their face and yell BEATDOWN!!!!

  • 12.17.2005 3:03 PM PDT
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2127-2129


reading all 59 pages - guilty
spending ova 8 hours on the forums read this thread
finding strange links btween halo nd otha sci fi movis - also guilty

  • 12.18.2005 9:18 PM PDT
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2130. You feel naked without Active Camoflague on.

  • 12.18.2005 9:30 PM PDT
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2131


you try to make your motorbike helmet have a hud by puting in a gps system

  • 12.18.2005 10:04 PM PDT

2132

One of your goals in life is to read the Halo books at least 50 times. (i am going to at 10 each)

2133

You take a dislike to open areas and allyways thinking you will be sniped

2134

You are angry a marine can take a headshot and live when you can't. (I am guilty of everyone)

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  • 12.18.2005 10:06 PM PDT
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2135.) When u 'n' ur friend r b'n chased by sum1 'n' u tell him 2 wait up.
2136.) When ur playn paintball 'n' u shoot sum1 in ter head then u yel "BOOM HEADSHOT!", then some else shootz u in ur hed.
2137.) You buy the Halo(2) soundtrack.
2138.) You get bored so u go out 'n' get sum hax, but then u get banned.
2139.) You decide to play BF2:MC and you run out of ammo. in ur clip so u try 2 reload by hitting 'X' but all u do is go to crouch to prone to standing...etc, while yelling WTF!!!
2140.) Every time u c teh colour bleu u yel "WTF STAND BYR'!!!"
2141.) You actually know what master chief's armor stands for.

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  • 12.19.2005 12:51 PM PDT
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Posted by: CWAT
2135.) When u 'n' ur friend r b'n chased by sum1 'n' u tell him 2 wait up.
2136.) When ur playn paintball 'n' u shoot sum1 in ter head then u yel "BOOM HEADSHOT!", then some else shootz u in ur hed.
2137.) You buy the Halo(2) soundtrack.
2138.) You get bored so u go out 'n' get sum hax, but then u get banned.
2139.) You decide to play BF2:MC and you run out of ammo. in ur clip so u try 2 reload by hitting 'X' but all u do is go to crouch to prone to standing...etc, while yelling WTF!!!
2140.) Every time u c teh colour bleu u yel "WTF STAND BYR'!!!"
2141.) You actually know what master chief's armor stands for.


Mjolnir is the hammer of the god Thor. Mjollnir (with 2 ls)translates into that which smashes

  • 12.19.2005 1:19 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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Remember kids: when Uncle Delta tells you he has sweeties, he isn't lying.

Now get in the van.


The Black Chapter

you think what weapon would help you best in your current situation. E.g your in a crowd and you start wishing you haddnt used all your rocket ammo

  • 12.19.2005 2:02 PM PDT
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you mastered the elite voice mask.

  • 12.19.2005 6:32 PM PDT
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2144. While in a crowded room, u wonder how many kills u would get with a grenade.
2145. U give a friend a piece of paper, and tell them 2 stand near a wall. Next, u drive a car in2 them hoping 2 launch them out of the map.

  • 12.19.2005 7:05 PM PDT
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2146 u have attempted to replicate any of various halo glitches in real life
2147 u stand in front of a speeding train, hoping to be killed by the guardians

  • 12.19.2005 7:07 PM PDT
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2148. When beating someone in sport (badly) yell out Killtacular when you score a goal.

  • 12.19.2005 7:20 PM PDT

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you go around saying wort wort wort a lot I do

  • 12.19.2005 7:42 PM PDT
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2150
Try to stop an armed robbery in progress thinking that there is no way he will kill me with that pistol...I have full shields, then you scream calling the criminal a "f$#&ing nOOb!', he in turn freaks out and shoots you in the head. Then as your soul rises up to heaven you assume it is your death cam.

2151
You purposely try to swerve and plow into people while driving down the street thinking they will just respawn.You plow straight through a large crowd and kill massive amounts of innocent people and scream "TRIPLE KILLIMANJARO!"

2152
Join the army, become a tank commander, and drive around shooting at anything that moves-including your fellow soldiers-thinking that friendly fire is off and you have infinite ammo.

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  • 12.19.2005 8:22 PM PDT
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2153. When Look outside of the window and think this would make a good halo map

2154 when you hit your friend in the back and yell betrayl

  • 12.19.2005 9:25 PM PDT
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2155 When prompted to write an essay, you relate it to Halo

2156 When told to draw in art, you either 1 Do it on halo 2. Put subliminal messages in it of halo

2157 When you have played Halo since you bought it and havent grown tired of it.

2158 When you are about to get in a fight, you think about the glory of teabagging them when they get layed out

2159 When you play Halo for so long that you get HALO EYES, always checking your sorroundings and your eyes have a red "halo" in them because you havent slept in two days.

2160 When everyone around you knows that your obsessed with it. (friend or anyone else)

2161 Whenever you hear about Friendly fire on the t.v. you can hear the announcer crying out betrayal.

2162 When you get into a converstation about Halo you can talk forever, and when its not about Halo you eventually get bored and become quiet.

I havent read all of the posts so if mine are similar, i will change it, or remove it

  • 12.19.2005 9:38 PM PDT