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Subject: 5000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

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2192) when your watching some airplanes take off you say "i hope the dont press x.

2192) when watching shows where people fall out of high objects you think to yourself"they pressed x.

2193) you post nething you can think of to keep this thread alive *guilty*

Posted by:SURFIN WRATH
1954. every website u know is related 2 halo


2194) there are other sites???

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  • 12.23.2005 12:08 AM PDT
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2195.) You and all your friends go to the mall with each red vs blue character shirt on

2196.) You can no longer play volley ball at school because the last time you played, when the ball came at you, you grabbed it and exploded it with your hands thinking it was a floodling.

2197.) You threaten to kill someone, for bad mouthing halo.

  • 12.25.2005 3:38 AM PDT
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2198.) The first thing you say when you meet a girl is, "I'm a level 37 in team snipes."

2199.) The word PWN always shows up in your home work.

2200.) Whenever you turn something in late, you blame it on the hosts crappy connection.

  • 12.25.2005 3:42 AM PDT

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Posted by: Dark Temper
2197.) You threaten to kill someone, for bad mouthing halo.


HEY, I DO THAT ALL THE TIME

  • 12.25.2005 4:53 PM PDT
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When you went to you granfathers funeral and realized he was wearing a different color than you, you instantly jumped on his corpse and while moving up and down yelled TEABAG BIATC!H!

  • 12.25.2005 7:08 PM PDT
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2203. You call your mom's mini-van a Pelican.

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2204: u know what a food nipple is >.> <.<

  • 12.25.2005 10:25 PM PDT

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2205) you don't know what a food nipple is (me)

  • 01.01.2006 7:10 PM PDT
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2206) you read through 61 pages of pure halo to post here.
2207)you play paintball and modify ur paintball gun to look like a battle rifle and use clips with it.
2208) after u run out of paintballs u bash people in the back and yell assasinate! (i did that)
2209)u got an airplane show and ask "where are the banshees?"
2210) you see a car going slowy in a mcdonalds drivethru and u jump on it and start trying to break the window and throw a grenade in there.
2211) u wrote the united states army 1 billion times to make a plasma rifle and halo weapons.
2212) you go to halloween with a masterchief costume every time.
2213) you own a real bulletproof mjonilir mark II armor.
2214) you played halo 2 xbox live for 2 days straight

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2215) you keep on posting in threads like these when nobody else does

  • 01.02.2006 12:46 PM PDT
Subject: 2000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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you are attracted to cortana

  • 01.02.2006 12:50 PM PDT
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keep track of the numbers!!

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2217) you stay up for 2 weeks straight playing a LAN party drinking Bawls ( its an energy drink dont think im wierd)

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nice one master shake and sort of nasty, i was laughing my bawls out.
Posted by: Mastershake140
2217) you stay up for 2 weeks straight playing a LAN party drinking Bawls ( its an energy drink dont think im wierd)

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2218. your house/apartment/room ic COVERED in halo

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2219. u commit suicide when u think u will have 2 live a day without halo

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i got a good one
2222)you tattoed ur whole body including balls so when your naked you look like u have master chief's armor on!and you walk in the streets naked and call yourself master chief

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  • 01.03.2006 1:59 PM PDT
Subject: 2000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000

The prophecy tells of one who will kill us all...
"I dont belive in no ...."
Respawing in 100 99 98...

2223) You post in a forum called "2000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC
SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000"

Lol kidding

2224) You wish try to trick out your computer to act like cortana.

2225) After that u start making MC armor complete with shields

I have tryed that...

2226) You start giving your self shots and injecting stuff to become stonger like Mc.

2227) YOu stalk people from Bungie.net

I do that... Long story but I know somebody who knows Framkie , Wu, and others. (I talked to Wu)
If this is WU email me back!!!!

Lol Kidding (maybe not)!!!

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2228) you blame your slow running on lag

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2229) i mean to go like whoa!!! wtf i say. you talk about halo to ur friends and thenhaloahloahalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalo halohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohaloh alohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohaloha lohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohal ohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalo halohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohaloh alohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohaloha lohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohal ohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalo halohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohaloh alohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohaloha lohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohal ohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalo halohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohaloh alohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohaloha lohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohal ohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalo halohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohaloh alohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohaloha lohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohal ohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalo halohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohaloh alohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohaloha lohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohal ohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalohalo

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When "Wort Wort Wort" actually means something.

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keep it numbered please. that was 2230
the next one is 2231

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2231) you wrote a song about rocket/grenade jumping (guilty)

to be sung to tune of i believe i can fly

when i first rocket jumped
i almost died
i stuck my foot with plasma
and it made me fly
but now i throw grena-a-ades
under my car
and watch it blast awa-a-ay
so very far

i belive i can fly
i belive i can touch the sky
i rocket jump every night and day
throw some grenades and fly away

i beleive i can soar
see my flying
through that red base doo-or-or

i belive i can fly
i belive i can fly-y-y

  • 01.03.2006 3:21 PM PDT

Jumpy jumpy jump.

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2232) When someone falls you yell, "PWNED -blam!-!!!"

2233) You play Ghost Recon and wonder why there is only one rocket per clip.

2235) You think all all cars should have a turret mounted on the back.

2236) You play Counter-Strike and when you try to throw a grenade you always crouch.

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2237) you go to a fancy resteraunt and order drone legs

  • 01.03.2006 6:35 PM PDT