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Subject: 2000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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2238) the only time you ever stop playing is when your xbox overheats

  • 01.03.2006 6:36 PM PDT
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2239) when playing ctf on live, the first thing you do is shout: "WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!

  • 01.03.2006 6:37 PM PDT
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2240) you consider chief and the arbiter to be your best friends

  • 01.03.2006 6:38 PM PDT
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2241) you spend most of your day on this forum (guilty)
2242) you got the spam flter alert for posting these too fast
2243) you feel like waiting for it to go through is the hardest thng youve ever done.
2244) your halo 2 disk is your prized possesion
2245) your life dream is to build an exact replica of lockout to play paintball at.
2246) whenever you say something to hurt someones feelings, you yell "YOU JUST GOT NO-SCOPED -blam!-!!
2247) youve played halo football with a needler.
2248) youve played basketball with the assault bomb
2249) you call anyone better than you a modder
2250) anyone better than you is a modder
2251) youve read all the pages in the new mombassa forum
2252) you noticed that i added an extra "s" to mombasa
2253) you find this whole forum funny and have wet yourself from laughter

  • 01.03.2006 6:44 PM PDT
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2254) you skipped a social event to play halo
2255) you waited outside a game store for 2 days waiting for halo 2
2256) you havent seen day light since nov 8
2257) you can name every good clan on xb live
2258) you spent weeks at a time trying to solve the ILoveBees mystery
2259) you can beat every campaign level with your eyes closed
2260) you where a bracelet that says "what would cheif do"


[Edited on 1/3/2006]

  • 01.03.2006 6:47 PM PDT
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2261) you have collected all the skulls in every possible order and still wonder why the -blam!- you havent gotten anything.
2262) you communicate with your friends in every covenent language
2263) you jump like an elite
2264) you crouch jump into bed
2265) you see everybody with plasma grenades stuck to their heads
2266) while playing dodgeball, you throw the ball at peoples feet thinking that the splash damage would kill them
2267) when you hit a home run, you think the ball has gone off the screen
2268) you wake up, look out the window and say "hey nice graphics"

  • 01.03.2006 6:52 PM PDT
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2269) you have posted so many of these that you have filled up an entire page
2270) you use 343, 2401, or 117 as codes for all of your locks
2271) your taught your computer to speak elite so you would have someone to talk to
2272) you asked the schoolboard to offer elite talk as a language option

  • 01.03.2006 6:55 PM PDT
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2273) you met your wife/gf on xbl
2274) you have more clanmembers then friends
2275) you want to have more posts on this thread than anyone else
2276) you would rather think of these instead of studying for a big math test
2277) when the test rollls around you put 117 for every answer
2278) when you get an F you blame it on bag programming
2279) you sleep in a bed shaped like a phantom
2280) you would give up your family to keep halo
2281) you think of these faster than a grunt on the run
2282) you say that halo is your religeon
2283) you really think that it is a religeon

  • 01.03.2006 6:59 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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2284) You Follow halo as a religion

  • 01.03.2006 7:36 PM PDT
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lol. nice followup

2285) you post these during computer classes
2286) you could name every weapon in alphabetical order without thinking
2287) you could name every weapon and every map and say where they appear
2288) you have had to go to the hostpital because you dehyrdrated (you were playing halo so much you forgot to drink)
2289) you died of a heartattack playing halo too long
2290) you bartered your soul to the devil to come back and play halo

  • 01.04.2006 6:05 AM PDT
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2291) you think the only thing better than a full night of playing halo is two full nights playing halo
2292) you have thought of least 30 of these and plan to post 30 more
2293) you answer all questions wort wort wort
2294) you walk into a room and look for the overshield
2295) you think blind people just didnt load their HUD
2296) you can draw perfect, scaled models of everymap/weapon/character
2297) you have designed your own character, modeled it, and injected it into the game
2298) you think the people on this forum will be life friends
2299) you get angry when thinking how cool the E3 demo level was, and that youll never get to play it.
2300) you know what the former question is talking about

  • 01.04.2006 6:12 AM PDT
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^_^ i hit 2300!!!!

  • 01.04.2006 6:14 AM PDT
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2301) you counted every symptom to make sure the count is right
2302) you plan to make a webpage dedicated to posting all of the symptoms on this thread

  • 01.04.2006 6:17 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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I have a good one. You walk into a room and flick the light switch, then you yell HOLYLIGHT and duck for cover. LOL man those symptoms had me dieing laughing in class man damn

  • 01.04.2006 7:56 AM PDT
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Yo I use that number for every thing

  • 01.04.2006 8:06 AM PDT
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2304) you can beat the campaign using your toes
2305) You have more than 15,000 games logged on live.
2306) Sunlight hurts
2307) you can play the soundrack on your clarinet
2308) you can perfectly imitate all voices in the game, which is kinda creepy
2309) your dog chewed up your Halo 2 disk, so you held a proper funeral service
2310) you sold your left kidney to buy another Halo 2 disk
2311) the Arbiter is your idol
2312) You think High Charity is "pimpin, ya'll"
2313) you've built a full-scale model a banshee-and it flies
2314) you've posted more than five responses in this forum

  • 01.04.2006 12:41 PM PDT
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2315) you learn violin for the sole purpose of playing all the halo 2 campain music
2316) you see a skeloten in biology class and yell "I FOUND ANOTHER SKULL!"
2317) you jump off walls looking for super jumps
2318) you emailed bungie to see if they can hook you up with a role in the halo movie
2319) you cried when they didnt return your emails
2320) you then called and asked
2321) you cried again when they said you were a loser and hung up

  • 01.04.2006 12:51 PM PDT
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2322) you follow all 2321 of the symptoms.

  • 01.05.2006 6:26 AM PDT
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2323>
In a soccer game your team - mate scores an own goal in defense, you automaticlly think its dellibereate and yell:

" I hate cheaters man, can someone just boot him we would be winning if it weren't for him. Get him to betray you so you can boot him. "

[Edited on 1/5/2006]

  • 01.05.2006 7:15 AM PDT

I shall cut into 343 Industries Headquarters, retrieve the Halo Bible and burn any 343 Industries employee that stands in my way.

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2324>
You dream about a new weapon that could be featured in Halo 3. And this is what i dreamt ------>

I had a dream...

And in that dream i saw an über-weapon for Halo 3. It was magnificent! It looked like an P-90, the weapon used in Stargate SG-1, and it fired case-less fase-shifting rounds from it's 80-round magazine. And it also featured a secondary fire. Because there's was somekind of high-tech device attached to the weapon that, if fired, fired a beam that you could see through walls, as if there wasn't a wall. And why fase-shifting rounds? Because they shift through different fases they can get through the Elite shield and kill them with ease.

And yes, i really dreamed about this weapon.

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  • 01.06.2006 2:14 AM PDT
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2325. The word truth has you looking for the nearest plasma sword

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  • 01.06.2006 8:24 AM PDT
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2326. You say, "You told me you were gonna wear something nice!" when you meet your date for the prom.

  • 01.06.2006 9:39 AM PDT
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2327) you watched every halo montage and halo video and halo campaign video and halo multiplayer video on the internet. and you bought every single episode of the red vs blue series.

  • 01.07.2006 6:05 AM PDT
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2327) When you get to school or work and say "blam I hate this map"

  • 01.07.2006 6:33 AM PDT
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2328)When you right triggar finger twitches when you are in the presence of people you hate.

[Edited on 1/7/2006]

  • 01.07.2006 6:34 AM PDT