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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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2329) If you have posted more than once on this forum.

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  • 01.07.2006 6:39 AM PDT

Run DMC and Jam Master Jay

if you grab your bb gun....put on a helmet and say:eat this split-lip basterd

  • 01.07.2006 11:16 AM PDT

Run DMC and Jam Master Jay

every time you see a world map you try to find coagulation and new mombasa

  • 01.07.2006 12:06 PM PDT

Posted by: LiL funny FUBAR
i just orgasmed when you said "discombobulation"!

2332:you join the special forces as a sniper and you try to sweep snipe people and fail miserably

  • 01.07.2006 12:15 PM PDT
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2333) you join the naval corps and get to rank of master chief petty officer and ask for a mjonirl mark II armor complete with shields. then the war starts and u say "where is the battle rifles and smgs?, i need a weapon. "then they say " wtf u arnt drafted u petty officer." wtf u talking about?" what the hell is a battle rifle?"

  • 01.07.2006 6:40 PM PDT
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i know i just made that up and it aint true but whatever

  • 01.07.2006 6:40 PM PDT

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MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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2334) you bump this thread so people will take notice of your post ^^^^

  • 01.07.2006 6:44 PM PDT
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2336.
you press the white button to talk to all youre friends



  • 01.07.2006 9:14 PM PDT
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2337.
You run out of ammo.

  • 01.07.2006 10:01 PM PDT

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* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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2338) You paint the Xboox controller on your hand so you can move around.

  • 01.07.2006 10:43 PM PDT
Subject: 2200 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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2339). You stay up All night and waste several Hours to read the 63 pages of this that have already been written.

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  • 01.07.2006 10:50 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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U start baking cookies of the master cheif

  • 01.08.2006 3:53 AM PDT
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2341) u create ur own wargame with halo action figures

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2342) You carry CTF strategy in ure backpack
2343) uve stayed up till 2:30 AM makin a plan for a clan with a chain of command
2344) keepin that chain of command in ure backpack tooo
2345) photoshopin ure head onto a spartan with ure best friends
2346) u call every1 a noob
2347) u almost called ure teacher a noob
2348) u cant stand noobs who call tower of power power of tower
2349) u still remember games from last summer
2350) u claim ure gonna shave ure head bald once u give up Halo...and all ure friends laugh and say ure nvr gonna be bald
2351) whenever u go over a friends house ure first impulse is to play Halo 2

  • 01.08.2006 12:35 PM PDT
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2352) you post more than 3 of these in one sitting
2353) you read more than 100 of these in one sitting
2354) you do both of the above, and you start to think "this is still only the beginning of my sitting" and plan to do both of the above again
2355) you follow this thread before you post anything, waiting for the right moment and perfect thing to say, so that when you post some symptoms, it becomes so anticlimactic that one of your symptoms include an explanation of the anticlimacticness of your post.
2356) you rank your creation/acceptance into a clan as one of the Top 3 Moments Of Your Life
2357) When people ask you about your strangeness after showing many of the symptoms posted in this post, you reply "i am proud to be a halo nerd!"
2358)You failed to complete two essays and postponed indefinitely the studying for finals just so you could go through these forums because somewhere in the back of your head something says "this is fun" even though you're just sitting there reading forums like a nerd (which you most likely are) and its boring as hell, but u still think its better than handing in school-work on time.

  • 01.08.2006 12:58 PM PDT
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2359) you follow these posts more closely than the real life news.
2360) you have over 20 aim sns all halo-related
2361) you impose on all of your friend's households just to play halo
2362) You post multiple symptoms that are very specific because you, yourself, possess those symptoms and you keep using second-person-point-of-view to draw attention away from the fact that most of the symptoms you're posting refer mostly to yourself.

  • 01.08.2006 1:01 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
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* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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Posted by: Neoshaakti
2351) whenever u go over a friends house ure first impulse is to play Halo 2


i am guilty of that one

2363) You a a reticle burned into your vision.
2364) wehn you pick something up your reticle changes.

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  • 01.08.2006 1:04 PM PDT
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1365
if you spend New Year's Eve playing your custom sniping game with your friend

SOOOO guilty

  • 01.08.2006 1:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: KamikazeAsian
2358)You failed to complete two essays and postponed indefinitely the studying for finals just so you could go through these forums because somewhere in the back of your head something says "this is fun" even though you're just sitting there reading forums like a nerd (which you most likely are) and its boring as hell, but u still think its better than handing in school-work on time.


Posted by: frogsaleapin
1365
if you spend New Year's Eve playing your custom sniping game with your friend

SOOOO guilty


haha yeah Im postponin an essay now
and I played tower of power all new years :P

2366) U crouch while playin manhunt so u wont be on the other teams radar
2367) U make SMG's out of napkins at dinner...and u dont even realize it at first

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2368.) u mod ur Xbox to make it better

  • 01.09.2006 11:22 AM PDT

2369) u got an xbox 360 just to see what halo looked like on it.
2370) u got a HD tv to see wat halo on your xbox 360 would like on it
2371) u play it 2 much...(plain and simple)

  • 01.09.2006 11:29 AM PDT
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2372) You join a thread that becomes so popular, it becomes almost impossible to think of anything new

  • 01.09.2006 11:40 AM PDT

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK...
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--on another note, I think MLG Chewhatever is an idiot.

Posted by: Achronos
There is a reason I am user ID 1 and my account creation date is before this site came online.

2372) You have to put your UNSC action figures on one side of your tv, and your Covenant action figures on the other side so that galactic war doesn't break out about what action figures own your tv!

2373) All jeeps, or related vehicles are called 'Hogs or better yet...Puma's.

  • 01.09.2006 11:47 AM PDT
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2374: you visit bungie.net every single day

2375: you sing the halo theme song to yourself

2376: you think about Miranda Keyes when you have sex with your Wife/Girlfriend

2377: you have halo partys every day

2378: you sit there drawing maps of the levels on halo/halo2

2379: you ask for a cake shaped like MC'c head for your B-Day

2380: you name you computer Cortana

[Edited on 1/9/2006]

  • 01.09.2006 12:54 PM PDT