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Subject: 2300 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000

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2423) Whn you sleep on a bed shaped like Master chief

2424) and a pillow shaped like cortana

2425) and a blanket with an assault rifle on it

2426) and your sheets have sgt johnson on them

2427) and you have a lamp shaped like master chief.

2428) When you think of 5 crappy symptoms to make it look like your helping out.

2429) but really your not

  • 01.13.2006 10:41 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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to Killer1102........cool pic.

[Edited on 1/14/2006]

  • 01.14.2006 2:49 AM PDT
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2430:When u go to an old folks home and youfind your grampa's war memories collection, and just when you happen to come across his long-lost sniper rifle you immedeatly start melee attacking old grannie's and when your's comes to stop you you take aim and say suck lead, hctib!!( read backwards)

[Edited on 1/14/2006]

  • 01.14.2006 3:21 AM PDT

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2431) WHEN YOU EAT 4 PIECES OF CHICKEN AND HEAR KILLTACULAR IN YOUR HEAD

2432)WHEN YOU EAT 5 PIECES OF CHICKEN AND HEAR KILLFRENZY IN YOUR HEAD

2433)WHEN YOU EAT 8 PIECES OF CHICKEN AND HEAR KILLMANJARO IN YOUR HEAD

2434) WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENS WITH 6 AND 7 KILLS IN A ROW.

  • 01.15.2006 9:02 PM PDT
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2435)U raise ure hand so fast durin a game in school u tell the class its ure Halo reflexes at work...and then get mocked and demeaned...

  • 01.16.2006 12:37 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2436: You go over three doors down to a little child's home. You hijack their Barbie car (of course, mortally wounding them to do so), pretend it's a warthog, and yell "J00 GONNA GET R4P3D, NOOBBBZZOR!!!" All while trying to run the little child over.

2437: You know cutscenes from Halo2 VERBATIM, and can repeat them back to anyone who asks.

2438: You have so many Halo fanfictions that:
A. Fanfiction.net won't take them anymore, because you've already posted too many, and
B. The ones you didn't post are filling up your hard drive space at an alarming rate.

(Tell me if those are in there, I have school in the morning and can't read all 65 pages @_@ ).

  • 01.16.2006 9:37 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
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* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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2439) The computer you used at school has no more memory on it because of the halo stuff on it.
2440) when the halo hating teacher deletes it you yell HERETIC and melee them in the back with a pencil
2441) when that pencil runs out of lead you switch to your pen
2442) when the Techer becomes angry you become a grunt and run away.
2443) during class you throw sticky tack at people and yell STUCK when you hit them.
2444)You post multiple symptoms that make no sense so that you can help this thread make it to 5000 symptoms and get stickied.

  • 01.16.2006 9:49 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

Oh, I forgot:

2445: When your English teacher says "Abraham Lincoln" You SWORE she said "Xbox and Video Games" even after your friends tell you she didn't.

This actually happened to me last year...

  • 01.16.2006 9:53 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2446: It's actually 1:00am, you have school in the morning, with a project due, and you're still writing symptoms, and probably misspelling them. Oh, and you're only running on your love for Halo, your dream for everyone to know it, and a lot of caffeine.

2447: You have the weirdest admiration for the number 7, and whenever anything at school correlates to it, you stand up and yell, "OMFG 7!!!", no matter what anyone else was saying.

2448: You can list every track on the Halo 2 OST (vol1) in exact order it is on the CD without looking, from the top of your mind.

  • 01.16.2006 9:58 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

Sorry for a third post, but some person had, like, a whole page O.o

anyways,
2449: Halo is the ultimate answer to any unknown question on a test. If the teacher doesn't automatically count it right and praise you for your intelligence, you stand up, while others are still taking the test, and scream "I KNEW IT! YOU'RE A HERETIC!!". The next thing you know, you're being dragged through the Covenant prison, just like the Arbiter. No, you're really being dragged to the dean's office while mumbling..."I'm already dead".

2450: You sneak around your house at night, and when caught say, "DAMN! My active camo failed!!

2451: People tell you to "Please get help" and also that "You're scaring them".

[Edited on 1/16/2006]

  • 01.16.2006 10:08 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2453 (I think...) : Actually writing "Halo 2" in black Sharpie across your nails during any class.

2454: FORCING your friends to read the Halo books... And then, quizzing them on it.

2455: While being forced to study old Africa, you see the word "Sanghili"... You automatically link it to "Sangheili" and spend the rest of that unit imagining Elites in ancient Africa. Oh, and the only version of "Sanghilli" you know how to correctly spell is the Covenant version.

2456: No matter what song is playing, Halo or not, you imagine entire montages of Halo material to the song. For instance, when you listen to rock, you don't even consider the words, you just imagine pulling out a real energy sword and mortally wounding a lot of the people around you for being 'demons'.

2457: The only thing you look forward to is posting on Bungie, and reading fanfiction.

  • 01.17.2006 4:03 PM PDT
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The president kills you for trying to arm a bomb in the white house and kills you, and when u make it to heave u say "Why was the respawn time so long?"

  • 01.17.2006 4:21 PM PDT
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you see a crack on the sidewalk and decide to see if there is a superjump there

  • 01.17.2006 4:23 PM PDT

I logged into Bungie.net and all I got was this lame member rank.

when you take a crap in someone's living room and yell "BOMB ARMED!BOMB PLANTED!" then run away

  • 01.17.2006 4:25 PM PDT

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2461) you get mad at people for not posting the number of there symptoms.

2462) you back back and count to amke sure your on the right number

2463) You have convulsions and withdrawals when away from nething halo for more then 7 hours.

2464) your model your house after halo

2465) you are sent to the madhouse made specially for halo addicts

2466) the guys in white find a copy of halo 2 under you bed and you make up a lame excuse to why i's there.

2467) when the don't take that excuse u call them heretics as they stick you with a needle.

2468) while the sticking you with a needle you think of sticking someone with a plasma nade

2469) or shooting someone with dual needlers.

  • 01.17.2006 4:56 PM PDT

2470

You feel the urge to crouch like an Elite when you walk.

2471

Your fingers resting postion matches your X-Box controller because you play so much Halo

2472

In Paint Ball you act like the Marines, Chief, and Sgt. Johnson.

2473

You get mad you almost didn't upercase any name from Halo.

2474

You check your post to be sure you did

(I did everyone of these)

  • 01.17.2006 5:44 PM PDT

Twelve Large ²

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

2475) You visit HBO and it's 1/17 1:17 and 117 messages have been posted since your last visit.

2476) Then you add 77 and you get 2552

[Edited on 1/18/2006]

  • 01.18.2006 12:38 AM PDT
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Posted by: BOC REAPER
2470

You feel the urge to crouch like an Elite when you walk.


I'm guilty of that.

You say "Wort Wort Wort" When you win at something. (guilty too.)

  • 01.18.2006 12:31 PM PDT
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2477. you beep your horn and wonder whats taking the marines so long.
2478. when playing paintball, you swear to god that melee killed him.
2479. when your doorbell rings, you jump behind your chair and crouch.

[Edited on 1/18/2006]

  • 01.18.2006 1:10 PM PDT
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2480 - when u grab anything in range, chuck at nearest persons head, and scream headshot

  • 01.18.2006 1:59 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2481: You realize you turned "Swahili" into "Sangheili". And that you totally made up the word "Sanghili" because it was really late, and all you could think of was Halo.

2482: You spend most or all of your time trying to get "out" of the levels (y'know, the place where everything's gray and kinda freaky?), considering the fact that you've played them too much.

2483: You can repeat the audio cues at the exact same time and in the exact same tone.



  • 01.18.2006 2:12 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

Posted by: BOC REAPER
2470

You feel the urge to crouch like an Elite when you walk.


I TOTALLY do that. and SAY that I do that. Because I do crouch. It's the damn backpack. So, I also tend to add "pretending to hold a plasma rifle" to that.

  • 01.18.2006 2:14 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2484: If your friend is taller than you are, you call them an Elite.

2485: If ANYBODY says, "What's an Elite?" You feel it is your moral duty to tell them everything you know.

2486: You count the number of times you say "wort wort wort" in a day, only to find out that it's consistently 77.

[Edited on 1/18/2006]

  • 01.18.2006 2:16 PM PDT

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An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.

2487. You make a post and your reply is #1617 or 117.

  • 01.18.2006 4:29 PM PDT