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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

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#2488 You close your eyes and see people shooting at you.

  • 01.18.2006 4:34 PM PDT
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2489.) ur trigger finger twiches

  • 01.19.2006 1:10 PM PDT

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2490: You can link ANYTHING to Halo in 6 or less links.

2491: You are caught talking to your action figures... And this isn't the first time.

  • 01.19.2006 4:29 PM PDT

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2492: When you make a new friend, a waypoint comes out of nowhere and hovers above their head.

  • 01.19.2006 5:59 PM PDT

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2493: During the Shakespere play, you run onstage, grab the skull, and hide in the dumpster.

2494: Your coach tells you to suit up, you turn to your locker, put on your helmet and say "What would you have your Arbitor do?"

2495: You get on the wing of a flying plane and try to bust the windshield and throw the pilot out.

2496: You crouch under your desk, then jump out and run up the stairs to the 3rd story and jump off and break your leg and scream "WHY DIDN'T I SUPERBOUNCE??"

2497: When you get beat at paper, rock, sisors you yell "MODDER"

2498: You put glue on tennis balls and throw them at people.

2499: When going somewhere with your friends they run for the passenger seat and you run for the trunk of the car expecting a turret.

2500 You fall into the deep end of the pool and expect to see Gravemind.

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2501. Putting names to your pets such as Arbiter or Masterchief

  • 01.19.2006 8:27 PM PDT

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2502) It's 1:17.. again.

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2503) • You have an insatiable desire to melee people that you walk up behind.



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2503) • While walking along outside you constantly scan the ground for grenades and weapons.

• You build yourself a set of MJOLNIR armor using spare bits of plastic and metal found in the garage.

• You try to attach a chain gun to your car and start calling it "The Hog".

• When you watch your hamster, Master Chief, run on his wheel, you keep thinking that he is on Halo.

• You demand that people refer to you as Master Chief and threaten to have them punished for insubordination if they refuse.

• You refer to your shower as a cryo-tube.

• You only use your shower to sleep in....MC doesn't need a shower.

• You keep nagging your company to add Halo Day to the list of company holidays.

• Whenever there is a "flood warning", you run and grab your shotgun.

• When someone mentions a "Ghost" at Haloween, you're not thinking of the ones that go boo.

• You spend most of every day reading Halo forums.

• You make yourself a Spartan costume for Halloween.

• You plan to take 11/9/06 off work and play Halo 2 until your eyeballs fall out.

• If you read the XboxAddict forum or the Halo Group forum.

• If your axon is hot....and/or if you even know what that means!

• You aim your car for the family of raccoons crossing the road and then scream, "killtacular."

• You call your woman "Cortana" during sex because it turns you on.

• She leaves you because of it and your pumped about all the extra time you just gained to play Halo.

• You are constantly asking people, "where is the flag?"

• You like to think of your home more as a "base" than a place where you live.



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  • 01.20.2006 9:48 AM PDT

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2521)You paint your house red and call it alpha base.

  • 01.20.2006 11:12 AM PDT
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i actually crouch walked to somebody before and meleed them with my pencil in class and shouted ASSASINATE!!!

  • 01.20.2006 2:09 PM PDT
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You play the Halo games on Live while listening to the soundtracks.

  • 01.20.2006 3:51 PM PDT

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* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
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2524) you don't remember to post the number of symptoms you're on.

  • 01.20.2006 3:55 PM PDT
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The little voice in my head is the God Announcer...
and i have two hunters that guard my computer, forget Norton.

  • 01.20.2006 4:51 PM PDT
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2525) you constantly hum the halo theme

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Posted by: cecilialover
52) you use the number 117 as a pasword for everything


Um....*cough*heheh.......yeah.....

  • 01.20.2006 5:21 PM PDT

Trailer Park Boys ~ One of the best Canadian made comedies ever.

2526) In winter, when you see a car in the distance. U pull out ur pellet gun and try and snipe the elite that going into it, unfortunly u hit the guy trying to go into the car.

2527) When walking on a sky rise, u think " there is no fall damage in halo2, yeah lets jump off it would be faser than going down the elevator

2528) When u look into ur fish tank, u think "hey this is like the first level when im the arbiter, there is infection forms in my fish tank!" bash bash

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songs 3 and 12 of the halo 2 sound track help u sleep

  • 01.20.2006 8:56 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2530: When you're taking a quiz, and the teacher goes, "One minute, finish up!" The announcer guy voice in your head starts counting down at "30 SECONDS TO WIN".

2531: You know everything the announcer guy says and can repeat it in the exact same tone.

2532: You feel for the people that have these symptoms... Because you have them worse than the others.

2533: If ANYONE lays a FINGER on one of your action figures, you become extremely angry extremely fast and say, through gritted teeth, "PUT IT DOWN."

  • 01.21.2006 9:00 AM PDT
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58. When u get into a fight and some1 throws sand in your eyes then hits u when ur blind u call out NOOB COMBO!


i no this 1 was from a long time ago but it's AWESOME!!! you literally r my nu hero...

  • 01.21.2006 9:46 PM PDT
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2534: When you go to the bathroom, some voice says "What if you miss?" and you reply calmly..."I won't."

I hope I didn't copy anyone....

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2535) When you sell your game, you fell that a part of you is missing

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Posted by: BigRam03
2535) When you sell your game, you fell that a part of you is missing


first of all you wouldnt sell you game so you wouldnt hav to worry aobut that

and

2536: you draw really good pictures of the MC and Arbiter on a piece of paper, glue it onto your cereal box and call it MC Crunch

  • 01.21.2006 10:43 PM PDT
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dat 1 shud hav been 2537

2538.) u never run out of ideas

  • 01.22.2006 10:46 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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you know you play too much when you constantly hang up on your girlfriend cause you cant talk without pressing the little white button.

  • 01.22.2006 11:40 AM PDT