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2503) • While walking along outside you constantly scan the ground for grenades and weapons.
• You build yourself a set of MJOLNIR armor using spare bits of plastic and metal found in the garage.
• You try to attach a chain gun to your car and start calling it "The Hog".
• When you watch your hamster, Master Chief, run on his wheel, you keep thinking that he is on Halo.
• You demand that people refer to you as Master Chief and threaten to have them punished for insubordination if they refuse.
• You refer to your shower as a cryo-tube.
• You only use your shower to sleep in....MC doesn't need a shower.
• You keep nagging your company to add Halo Day to the list of company holidays.
• Whenever there is a "flood warning", you run and grab your shotgun.
• When someone mentions a "Ghost" at Haloween, you're not thinking of the ones that go boo.
• You spend most of every day reading Halo forums.
• You make yourself a Spartan costume for Halloween.
• You plan to take 11/9/06 off work and play Halo 2 until your eyeballs fall out.
• If you read the XboxAddict forum or the Halo Group forum.
• If your axon is hot....and/or if you even know what that means!
• You aim your car for the family of raccoons crossing the road and then scream, "killtacular."
• You call your woman "Cortana" during sex because it turns you on.
• She leaves you because of it and your pumped about all the extra time you just gained to play Halo.
• You are constantly asking people, "where is the flag?"
• You like to think of your home more as a "base" than a place where you live.
[Edited on 1/20/2006]