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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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#2540: You crouch beneath your stairs and walk forwards for 10 seconds. Then you sprint as fast as you can to the roof of your house and jump off. When you hit the ground and break your legs, you scream, "WHY THE HELL DIDN'T I SUPERJUMP?!!?"

  • 01.22.2006 12:37 PM PDT
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2541) When playing dodgeball at school, whenever you hit somebody you scream, "Ha! I stuck you!"

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#2542: You can come up with fake quotes for the Master Chief.... like the one in my signature.

#2543: You think the Gieco Geko looks kinda like the Arbiter.

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2544. When you keep your dog's skull on top of your TV insisting that it is Ling-Ling's Head.

  • 01.22.2006 1:10 PM PDT
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2545. When you climb up to the top of a tall building and then jump off while telling your friends, "Don't worry, I'll just crouch before I land and I'll be fine".

  • 01.22.2006 4:53 PM PDT

[Gespenst Jäger]

Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2546: While at your grandma's house, you're sitting on her old-fashioned typewriter, typing out a whole cutscene from Halo 2... And there's no paper.

2547: For your birthday, you're dragging 10 of your friends to Otronicon, even though they hate it, just so you could have the chance of meeting people who may have posted on this topic.

2548: The teachers at school know you as your Gamertag. If they forget and call your real name, you don't answer and patiently hum the Halo theme until they call you by your rightful name.

2549: While sitting outside, looking at a lake from a roof of a dock, you imagine a giant temple in the middle. Then you run off the roof, thinking there's a gondola filled with Covenant reinforcements waiting.

2550: You ask to be buried with your Xbox/XB360, your Halo action figures, your copies of Halo/Halo2, and a picture of MC. You also request that your gravestone has some Halo reference on it.

2551: If you hear of a Flood warning, you go to the closet and grab out a paper machee version of a Sentinel Major... And it's perfectly to scale.

2552: If the word Elite is anywhere in your notes/school/neighborhood, you immediately think of Elites... For example, the dancers at my school are called the "Elite Dancers"... So, I get images of Elites in tu-tus dancing to New York, New York. Now, if you're that screwed up, then be proud!

I GOT 2552! Sorry for the bad numbering, it was 2am where I was.



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2553.)ur house is a halo

  • 01.23.2006 9:37 AM PDT
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you favorite song is Breaking Benjamin - Blow Me Away

  • 01.23.2006 10:24 AM PDT

[Gespenst Jäger]

Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2555: You're actually eating pure sugar, because caffeine doesn't let you stay up late enough to post all of your symptoms.

2556: When about to be punished (probably for letting your grades slip because of Halo), you simply reply, "I'm already dead." to your mother.

2557: If you think of a symptom, no matter what time it is, you automatically run for the nearest computer.



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2558:When you look at someone, you see there name on top of there head.

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if you punch your friend and his icon turns red in real life.

  • 01.23.2006 3:22 PM PDT
Subject: 2500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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2560 Friend hits you with any thing that looks like a energy sword and you Scream "Sword Hore in the Middle"!!!!!!

  • 01.23.2006 5:46 PM PDT
Subject: 2300 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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we realise we are a sad lonely pathetic people when we realise 95% of these apply to us but we continue to Frag the crap out of each other on live

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  • 01.24.2006 4:44 AM PDT
Subject: 2300 SYPTOMS OF A HALo MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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2662.when you wife/mother says u din,t eat for the last week because u have not left ure xbox because you r scared if u walk down the hall u will get sniped.

  • 01.24.2006 4:55 AM PDT
Subject: 2500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, NOW TO 5000
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2563.) u hav a walky-talky and pretend to speak 2 marines on it

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  • 01.24.2006 8:53 AM PDT

[Gespenst Jäger]

Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2564: When forced to do a crappy Biology assignment on DNA/Protein synthesis that includes drawing an alien, your lab partners drawing looks like it should, while yours comes out with shiny armor, the mark of shame branded on it, and a caption that reads "My Alien copyright Bungie"

2565: When given a reading assignment with a limited list for what you can read, you actually ask your teacher if you can read Halo: The Fall of Reach for the 50th time. She stares at you for a good five minutes.

  • 01.24.2006 3:08 PM PDT

Trailer Park Boys ~ One of the best Canadian made comedies ever.

2566: when walking in a forest/swamp, u think, oh no the flood are beneath me!

  • 01.24.2006 3:32 PM PDT

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* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
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2567) when looking at the math test you just got back math test. You see many red amrks. thinking they are enemies you start looking around with your pencil at ready.

2568) you get your halo 2 symbol tattooed onto your upper arms.

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2569: when walking down the street you jump onto a passing car and try to throw the driver out shouting "gimme my warthog back....."

[Edited on 1/24/2006]

  • 01.24.2006 3:46 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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2570) when watchingt he dukes of hazard, you think that jumping on the front and then into the window instead of through the window would be cooler.

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2571) when u name your puppy Halo:)

  • 01.24.2006 4:52 PM PDT

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* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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2572) when going out for halloween as an angel. you paint the Angels Halo to resemble halo installion 04.

2573) or installation 05.

  • 01.24.2006 4:55 PM PDT
Subject: 2500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED AND COUNTING
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2574) every time someone cheats u label them as a modder

2575) your not afraid of dying cause u know ull respawn at the last checkpoint

2576) when u deer hunt and u hit the deer in the head u say "head shot!"

2577) u call of talking machines lopez or sheila(rvb joke)

2578) your ipod or laptops name is cortana

  • 01.24.2006 5:48 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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2579) your mad at the maker of the thread because the first post says to keep track adn number your symptoms when he didn't.

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2580. You build a working SHIVA III tactical nuke

  • 01.25.2006 2:13 AM PDT