- SomeoneStoleMyID
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- Exalted Legendary Member
[Gespenst Jäger]
Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~
2546: While at your grandma's house, you're sitting on her old-fashioned typewriter, typing out a whole cutscene from Halo 2... And there's no paper.
2547: For your birthday, you're dragging 10 of your friends to Otronicon, even though they hate it, just so you could have the chance of meeting people who may have posted on this topic.
2548: The teachers at school know you as your Gamertag. If they forget and call your real name, you don't answer and patiently hum the Halo theme until they call you by your rightful name.
2549: While sitting outside, looking at a lake from a roof of a dock, you imagine a giant temple in the middle. Then you run off the roof, thinking there's a gondola filled with Covenant reinforcements waiting.
2550: You ask to be buried with your Xbox/XB360, your Halo action figures, your copies of Halo/Halo2, and a picture of MC. You also request that your gravestone has some Halo reference on it.
2551: If you hear of a Flood warning, you go to the closet and grab out a paper machee version of a Sentinel Major... And it's perfectly to scale.
2552: If the word Elite is anywhere in your notes/school/neighborhood, you immediately think of Elites... For example, the dancers at my school are called the "Elite Dancers"... So, I get images of Elites in tu-tus dancing to New York, New York. Now, if you're that screwed up, then be proud!
I GOT 2552! Sorry for the bad numbering, it was 2am where I was.
[Edited on 1/23/2006]