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Subject: 2500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED AND COUNTING
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2581. You are currently working on mapping the flood genome...

2581. You use the word Heresy and Heretic in conversation whenever you can.

1st on 68th Page!!!

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2582.when you try to make mark IIV armor and try to wear it.

  • 01.25.2006 4:19 PM PDT

2583

When you have come up with a sympton other people refer to. (my crouch like an elite while walking)

2584

When you get mad at people for running away on live because they are a Spartan model.

2585

You think it's ok for elites to run away on live because they are covenant.

2586

You never captilize anything covenant because you hate them so much. (all of this is me)

  • 01.25.2006 5:22 PM PDT

[Gespenst Jäger]

Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2587: You walk into your room... SOMETHINGS AMISS. Two of your action figures have been switched around..... AND NOT BY YOU. You scream at the top of your lungs and demand to know "Who's filthy paws have been on your figures".

2588: You try to get a Master Chief on your birthday cake, and are crestfallen when you find out that Publix cannot reproduce copywrited images without a license from Bungie. You then see if you can pass off pictures of your Chief figures, but again are stopped.

2589: You wonder if there are any two animals on earth in which you can cross their DNA and get an Elite.

2590: You are able to recite, from the top of your head, all 6 of the Covenant species names (aka Sangheili for Elites). However, you can't even name two rulers of some African country for your History test. And don't even get started on Latin.

  • 01.25.2006 6:09 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
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* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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Posted by: br spartan117
2582.when you try to make mark IIV armor and try to wear it.



2591) When you know the mark IIV is absolete compared to the newer mark VI because IIV would be 3.

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2592) When you go to a chuck e cheese and say where is the halo games? they say we dont have any halo arcades. they dont exist. then you say you guys suck! then they kick you out and then you come back with two gattling gunners with a rocket launcher on your back with pistols on your legs and knives on your belt with bullet proof armor and bombs on your chest that are remote controlled and another remote for launching nukes while having a human shield and gas all around the building saying die demons!


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2593: your favorit catch phrase is, "Wort Wort Wort!"

  • 01.26.2006 1:04 PM PDT
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when you notice that every thing in your life can be tied to halo perhaps how the upper body of a women looks like the halo's and how your first block teacher looks odly like an elite in disguise

  • 01.26.2006 2:11 PM PDT
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HAHAHA number 2588 is hilarious almost sounds like he has already tried it .



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  • 01.26.2006 2:40 PM PDT
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2595) when asked to write a story for assessment at school you rewrite one of the halo novels and for your end of year art project you choose to create a life size clay model of MC weilding a rocket launcher firing at a life size clay model of a wraith

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2596} You play halo deep into a school night.... then recite epic halo2 battles in the school cafteteria to your uncaring friends.

2597} you are taking a dump when you say "bomb armed!....bomb planted!"

2598} you pretend to shoot an imagenery gun at imagenery targets.

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2599) People who actually sit around and think of what to write and people who have no life like all of the other people on this STUPID FxUxCxKxIxNxG forum

  • 01.26.2006 6:41 PM PDT

Mr Random

2600: when you think that when you die you will respawn somewhere else....

WOOT 2600!

  • 01.26.2006 6:49 PM PDT

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2601) when you see the number 117 during math class you instantaneously stop doing amth and start thinking about halo and the best strategy to beat a sniper on XBL. (guilty)

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Posted by: mikeadiaz
2599) People who actually sit around and think of what to write and people who have no life like all of the other people on this STUPID FxUxCxKxIxNxG forum


btw by typing that you just became one of those people

2602) when you play hide-and-go-seek you try to turn on your active camo so you can sneak from spot to spot without being seen

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2603) You see muzzle flash when you close your eyes

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2604) You are mentally incapable of holding more than eight of anything that is meant to be thrown.

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2605) You imediatly scream "tele-camper!" if you see someone standing outside an elevator

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2606

You are late for a deadline and use the excuse that you didn't have host

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2607. You stop speaking normal languages and start barking and screaming "demon!" to everyone

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2608. when you see someone you don't want to talk with, you turn quickly to face a wall thinking "If i can't see them, they can't see me."

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2609. your hands have developed into the shape of holding the controller so much

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  • 01.27.2006 12:51 PM PDT

No soldier should be honored for doing what is expected
of him. He is after all, just doing his job.

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(|__/) This....This is bunny
(x..X) Keslo Killed it
('') ('') what a nice guy

2610: All your memo cards for xbox is just for Halo and Halo 2

  • 01.27.2006 1:16 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

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Posted by; ghostvirus
This apple is brown, and rotten. This orange on the other hand, is in relatively average shape. So the orange is definitely the preferable option.
----------You can't compare apples and oranges. You're so dumb.

lol

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2611 : ur little brother is playing tag with his freinds ad u jump around the corner and shout
"Player 1 is the JUGGERNAUGHT"........and then they chase you with sticks

2612: youve just fineshed ur serial box and suddenly it dawns on you. you run out to another room and back into the kitchen only to emerge 5 minuites l8ter with the box selotaped to your back pointing up screemin "Look at me dad im a grunt......IM A GRUNT!!!" only to come back to reality when ur dad kicks u in the balls and shouts "YOUR 25 FOR GOD SAKE U WANT TO GET OUT AND GET A JOB!!!

2613: You get home from school and immediatly start drinking directly from the tap. when ur mother asks wat you were doing you reply "Its a good thing the food nipple on the space ship was full coz ive worked up a big GRUNTY THIRST

2614: you develop a plasma pistol out of a card board box ,a torch, a household dimmer switch and some green see through plastic paper. you then parade round school making green light appear with the homemade pistol (which was coulourd in horribly with felt tip pens)
untill the batteries die out and you cant get to them beacuse youve coverd the thing in card board making u announce loudly "crap the power cores gone" and continue to smack ppl over the head with it.

  • 01.27.2006 3:03 PM PDT