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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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2615: you steal the flag at a golfcourse and jump into a cart and yell "Floor It!!!!!"

  • 01.27.2006 3:36 PM PDT
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does anyone kno y this topic keeps popping up hmmm... lol heehee

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  • 01.27.2006 3:36 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2616: You are taking a Grammar test, when one of the sentences has the name "John" in it. Supposedly, 'John' is waiting for a bus tghat comes at a time with no colon in it. You slam down your pencil, stand up, and yell, " JOHN IS FIGHTING THE COVENANT. NOT WAITING FOR A CRAPPY BUS."

2617: Whenever you hear the Halo theme (Which, may I add, is on your iPod or other mp3), you HAVE to play Halo2 within the hour, or you WILL go berserk.

2618: If you have to be outside (which you have to be pushed) then you sit in the front, screaming "WORT WORT WORT!" and "BLARG!" at the top of your lungs at random passerby.

2619: When you have to be here, on this forum, even though your friends are over and are playing DDR, because you weren't here yesterday or *GASP* the day before! THAT'S TWO WHOLE DAYS!

  • 01.28.2006 10:08 AM PDT
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2620: You play other games and use tha nick name "Master Chief" or "Arbiter" or "Cortana"

2621: You get really pissed off because someone thought of it first.

2622: You play Diablo 2 and save 3 Ort Runes so some day you can have "(W)Ort (W)Ort (W)Ort" Armor.

  • 01.28.2006 1:31 PM PDT

[Gespenst Jäger]

Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2623: When you are actually going to try to use calculus in order to find the volume, in cubic centimeters, of a standard 8 by x feet Covenant Elite. (guilty!)

2624: When, after you post a new topic, cry when it gets moved to the next page because of other people's topics.

2625: When people call teh MC 'old' you go on in a rant about how, "Yeah, he's old by our standards, but with the way medical technology is advancing, the generation of today's lifespan is supposed to grow to about 110. So, if you use this theory and apply it over years and years, the lifespan of his generation should be close enough to immortality to consider 41 years old 'young'". They just stare at you.

[Edited on 1/29/2006]

  • 01.29.2006 8:10 PM PDT
Subject: 2500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED AND COUNTING
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2624. you watch crossing jordan to hear the voice actor for the Arbiter, and you saw the movie hellboy just to hear the voice of Lord Hood

2625.you cannot listen to gregorian chants without shooting something.

  • 01.29.2006 10:32 PM PDT
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2626. The only reason you bought DOA4 was to play the Master Chief.

2627. You dump your girlfriend because she just doesn't understand why you play Halo so much. (i Love this one)

  • 01.30.2006 12:25 AM PDT
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2628 You get into a fight then win and scream YOU ARE NO WARRIOR

  • 01.30.2006 7:49 AM PDT

2629. You name your kids "John, linda Fred Grace"...etc. etc.

  • 01.30.2006 7:59 AM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!

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2616: You are taking a Grammar test, when one of the sentences has the name "John" in it. Supposedly, 'John' is waiting for a bus tghat comes at a time with no colon in it. You slam down your pencil, stand up, and yell, " JOHN IS FIGHTING THE COVENANT. NOT WAITING FOR A CRAPPY BUS."

2617: Whenever you hear the Halo theme (Which, may I add, is on your iPod or other mp3), you HAVE to play Halo2 within the hour, or you WILL go berserk.

2618: If you have to be outside (which you have to be pushed) then you sit in the front, screaming "WORT WORT WORT!" and "BLARG!" at the top of your lungs at random passerby.

2619: When you have to be here, on this forum, even though your friends are over and are playing DDR, because you weren't here yesterday or *GASP* the day before! THAT'S TWO WHOLE DAYS!



Sadly, yes, but true I am hthat way.

  • 01.30.2006 8:21 AM PDT
Subject: 2500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED AND COUNTING

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2626. The only reason you bought DOA4 was to play the Master Chief.

2627. You dump your girlfriend because she just doesn't understand why you play Halo so much. (i Love this one)



This is the reson I boght DOA4.

  • 01.30.2006 8:22 AM PDT
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2628) You arrive home after a long day of work and find your wife in bed with another person ...and you shout "Betrayal!"

  • 01.30.2006 11:37 AM PDT
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When you catch the football for your football team, you run around the field dodging the other players saying, 1 minute remaining!

  • 01.30.2006 1:46 PM PDT
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2361, sry

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I mean 2631, there we are

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Plz don't bump this thread. use the edit button. This will get locked by someone. dmbfan maybe. he threatened to lock a thread because the creator was bumping it.

What i didn't tell you was that it is a fan fic thread, and the chapters are longer then one post.

  • 01.30.2006 3:58 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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10. Your a lifeless nerd that mods.

  • 01.30.2006 4:25 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2633: You realize that out of everybody in your speech class, you are the only one who is qualified enough to speak on the topic of "Obsessions".

2634: Tears come to your eyes when someone else quotes one of your reasons.

2625: You're in Latin class, translating *or, pretending to translate and actually thinking of Halo*.. ANYWAYs, you see a sentence that roughtly translates to, "Look, master, the builders have come to our aid". You immediately translate it as "Arbiter! The hunters have come to our aid!". You even stand up and recite it!

2626: You're memorizing the entire Wikipedia page on "The Covenant" and the subsequent "Covenant Elites" page.

  • 01.30.2006 5:31 PM PDT

[Gespenst Jäger]

Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2627: When you won't let this topic die. You refuse to.

2628: When you use your brand new webcam to take pictures of your brand new Elite action figures.

  • 02.01.2006 5:25 PM PDT
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2629: Getting into a 4-wheeller with a friend and acting like your in a warthog in the middle of battle and fliping it while you try to use a handbrake
2630: buying a spartan armor off of EBAY

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  • 02.01.2006 6:10 PM PDT
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If anyone hears me, this thread kicked the bucket at page 3. I'm not reading anymore, but.... It was a good i dea....

  • 02.02.2006 1:56 PM PDT
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2631: if you mod on halo 2

  • 02.02.2006 4:35 PM PDT
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2632) You have to stop yourself from saying "I need a weapon" if you aren't given utinsels at dinner

2633) You're going back and forth between the Bungie forums and homework, swearing with every post that you'll close Internet Explorer, and never do.

[Edited on 2/2/2006]

  • 02.02.2006 5:31 PM PDT