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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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2634.You have a recuecurring dream in which Miranda Keyes is breastfeeding a starving grunt during which you think so that's what a food nipple is

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you find the answers to a test and you say to your friend, "look at all these cheat codes!!!!!!!"

  • 02.04.2006 2:40 PM PDT
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And through the drifts the snowy cliffs
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken—
The ice was all between.

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Hardcore Knights of the Old Republic fan. You diss it, you die.

2637. When you are playing basketball, and you have the ball, you say to your teammates: "Cover me while I arm the bomb!"

2638. When someone punches you, you yell "AHHH!!! My sheilds are gone!!"

2639. When you are playing football and one of your teammates gets tackled, you scream "AHHHHH!!! THEY KILLED LEADER!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!

2640. When you are fighting someone, you grab a trashcan lid and start making screechy noises like a Jackal.

  • 02.04.2006 3:03 PM PDT

[Gespenst Jäger]

Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2641: When in Laitn, your answer to any question is "Wort?" (guilty)

2642: When you're writing down symptoms on your hand as not to forget them when away from a computer. (again, guilty)

2643: You have NAMES for your action figures... And when talking to them, you USE those names. (guilty on charges of that.)

2644: If going fast enough on a skateboard, you think of it as a Ghost. (guilt to the y)

2645: If there's a thunderstorm, when lightning strikes you HAVE to yell "RUN AWAY!!!!" at the top of your lungs, in the Grunt voice. Yes, that means in public too. (guilty)

2646: You're given a programming assignment that uses random planets. You change the four variables so that they are "High Charity", "Sangheili homeplanet", "Unggoy Homeplanet", and "Lekgolo Homeplanet". (guilt-y)

2647: When forced to write a sonnet for English, it's about Halo 2 (Seriously, guilty.)

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  • 02.04.2006 3:18 PM PDT
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And through the drifts the snowy cliffs
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken—
The ice was all between.

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Hardcore Knights of the Old Republic fan. You diss it, you die.

I know this is completely off topic, but how do you add a link to your sig?

2648. If someone comes into your room without knocking you scream "Demon is here!!"

2649. When your pen runs out of ink you say "Darn, im out of ammo!"

2650. When you see a hunched over gorilla at the zoo you yell "Its berserking!!"

2651. You are arrested for trying to put a turret in the back of your pickup truck.

2652. You try to make your bed into a floating chair with a laser cannon on the front

2653. You call your siblings Mercy and Regret.

2654. You try to put your guard dog into Honor Guard armor.

2655. You are caught making 'prank' calls to the hardware store asking if they have any Scorpion Tanks

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  • 02.04.2006 3:39 PM PDT
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And through the drifts the snowy cliffs
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken—
The ice was all between.

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Hardcore Knights of the Old Republic fan. You diss it, you die.

I forgot some.

2656. When someone says 'tarter sauce', you think he says Tartarus.

2657. You try to grow a flower that looks like Gravemind.

2658. When you screw up big time you say "please dont give me the mark of shame!!"

2659. You give yourself a mohawk and walk around with a sledgehammer.

2660. You expect to find a galaxy devouring parasite in the basement.

2661. You paint one of your sister's barbie dolls blue, draw little numbers on her, and call her Cortana.

2662. You walk around with a blue ball on a long poll held over your head with a tape recording repeating "Ahh, I am a genius."

  • 02.04.2006 4:21 PM PDT

[Gespenst Jäger]

Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2662. You walk around with a blue ball on a long poll held over your head with a tape recording repeating "Ahh, I am a genius."

LMAO. On the last day of school, I might just do that.

2663: Nowadays, you have to explain EVERYTHING you say.... Because it's all in Halo terms.

2664: After getting hounded for forgetting ANOTHER homework assignment thanks to Halo, you say, "So, I don't get any shiny Arbiter armor? What a gip!"

2665: You try to convince some astrologers that "Halo DOES exist, and the the Covenant ARE coming to get us. It's just taking them while."

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2666: When you start writing fan fictions about Halo. Like me!!!!

  • 02.04.2006 6:40 PM PDT

pillage is bad, his drama is sad. Who would be a drama queen, really get a life... Your wrists are all red, put down that knife. Now you are leaving... Good job BK, i see you can take a hint. hopefully you make this absence a permanent stint. I was just having fun, and you took it the wrong way... but god damm boy, you really did act g@y.

2667. you see fireworks and think the covenant are invading, then you rally your buddies and start to train a resistance force.

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  • 02.04.2006 8:12 PM PDT
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And through the drifts the snowy cliffs
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken—
The ice was all between.

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Hardcore Knights of the Old Republic fan. You diss it, you die.

2668. You wake up screaming "I didnt scratch the paint on your warthog!!!"

2669. You start a gang full of really tall guys and force them to wear red, blue, gold, and black armor. You name the gang, 'The Elites'.

2670. You wear MC underwear.

2671. You tackle two random people and yell "DOUBLE KILL!!!" (And then you are emediatly smited by the tackled people)

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  • 02.04.2006 8:19 PM PDT
Subject: 2500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED AND COUNTING
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imagine how chief would totaly kick ass in any movie you watch like king kong
like "man chief would totally kill that 20 foot gorilla"

  • 02.04.2006 8:46 PM PDT
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keep trying to see cortana's buns in levels in halo
really people have tried this lol
and, other people started a fourm on of elites have girl or boy parts
this was also a real forum... nasty huh?

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2672) You imagine a Warthog comming in the middle of school and spartans putting on you the MC suit.

2673)You imagine driving a warthog in the street with some spartans.

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2674)You think birds mod becasue they can fly

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dis 1 shud be 2676 i think

2676.) u hav loads of xbl gamertags

  • 02.05.2006 8:21 AM PDT

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2677. (YAY! a 7!) you find yourself talking like Donut and Caboose unintentionally.

  • 02.05.2006 9:09 AM PDT
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true story.

i just got on to school grounds in the rain and the entrance to inside was all the way across the grounds. So i said to myself "Damn it, i have to walk all the way across the map!"

  • 02.05.2006 9:34 AM PDT
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When you realise the same stuff is being repeated over & over.

  • 02.05.2006 10:52 AM PDT

[Gespenst Jäger]

Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2680: You're doing your informative speech on the effects of Xbox Live to gaming- and, of course, you're sneaking Halo factoids in it.

2681: No matter how many people before you don't keep count, you count back from the last numbered symptom in order to number yours correctly.

2682: If anyone says "I don't play Halo", you say in return, "Wow, it must be sad to live a life without a purpose".

2683: You realize that those Halo comics really apply to you at times (there's this Calvin and HALO one that really speaks to me O.o)

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2864: you jump of a 5 story building, thinking you wont get hurt
2865:when you see a jelly fish, you run away thinking its going to mutate and take control of you

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2866 When someone tells you to go on a scavenger hunt you reply "I've already found all the skulls!"

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2867 You whack off to cortana

  • 02.05.2006 4:48 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2868: You're singing classical music in the key of "wort"

2869:You don't want to leave your computer. You fear that someone will post the symptom that you've been wanting to post.

2870: You play Halo for so long that you die from dehydration (like that guy in.. I think Asia?.. who died playing video games.)

2871: You consider the symptom above "the way to go"

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2868 you started your own religion in which you worship the Halo rings and the Prophets

  • 02.05.2006 4:49 PM PDT