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Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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did anyone think my flood one was funny?
and what do we have to do to get this stickied?

  • 02.10.2006 6:05 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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2893.) u created ur own halo band

  • 02.13.2006 5:07 AM PDT

2894. You bookmark every site that has a: H, A, L, O, or 2 in it.

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2865. when you see a shiny blue thing you yell "i found the sword cover me" then you run up grab it and start whacking people with it

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  • 02.13.2006 10:24 AM PDT
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2866.

When in the bathroom (#2) you yell
Bomb Armed / Bomb Planted.

and then when you realize your outa TP you melee the TP dispencer

  • 02.13.2006 12:21 PM PDT

Come at me from whatever direction you like!

2867. when you crouch walk into a classroom with your bag/bomb in your hand thinking the people around you can't see you coz u have active camo on, then when after you been discovered you run and hide behind a locker until you kill your best friend and lay your nutsack in his mouth.

  • 02.13.2006 12:59 PM PDT
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dat 1 shud hav been 2897

2898.) whenever there is a party u crash their party, tie em all up and teach them about the ways of the covanant...

  • 02.14.2006 4:09 AM PDT
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2899.) when the halo film comes out u watch it countless times

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2900.) u speak the halo script in your sleep

  • 02.14.2006 4:11 AM PDT
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"Oh noes your BULLET SPAMMING me with your assault rifle"

---High Commander Frogger
---Captain of the Elites

2901

when you cant hear someone next to you, you try to turn up your mic!

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  • 02.14.2006 11:34 AM PDT
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2902: You wish Halo 2 had a customzable sound track so that you can play the Halo Sound Track while you play the game.

2903: You can picture the cast of South Park with an all Covanant cast and think it might be funnier.

2904: You children know what it means when you say, "Don't make me go all 'Sargent Johnson' on you!"

  • 02.14.2006 12:29 PM PDT

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2905: You rename Valentines Day "Halo Day" and command all of your friends to do the same. You rename it thanks to the fact that you have no significant other. Stupid makeout couples. Damn them, damn them to be floodbait!

2906: You realize how bitter you are, shrug it off, and go play Halo to vent that frustration

  • 02.14.2006 1:29 PM PDT

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* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
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2907) After watching the halo movie countless times yousctart speakingth script in your slep.

2908) You also add sound affects

2909)andbackground noises

2910) You bet yourfriends 20$ thatsgt johnson could kill superman

2911) You have 10friendswho hate halo

2912) you win 200$

  • 02.14.2006 1:33 PM PDT

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2905: When you find paintballin' too hard for you so you decide to de-level by shooting you and your team-mates

2906: When you find rocks on the floor and try to use them to clear out rooms of covenant scum.

2907: When you get an itch somewhere so go and hide behind somewall to scratch it

2908: When you try to superbounce on the edge of the curb after crouching in your buddies crotch/crawl space

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  • 02.14.2006 1:35 PM PDT

Come at me from whatever direction you like!

When you jack random cars and them crash 'em into near-by buildings and search frantically for a flag.

  • 02.14.2006 1:39 PM PDT

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2910: You make sure that you walk talk and act like the MC

2911: " " " " like Johnson

2912: " " " " like cortana

2913: Your world is evolved around Halo 2 like me and you paint your room and Xbox 360 to look like the Master chief.

  • 02.14.2006 2:45 PM PDT
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2914) you get into a gang war and when you see a black guy on you team you think, "thank god! Johnson's here! we cant lose now since he is invincible and has infinite ammo"

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2915) when u have a halo screen saver for comp a halo 2 backgtound for comp halo and halo 2posters all over ur room if u own a 360 theme is the halo 2 one
2916) halo 2 backpack and shirts and glass mugs u colect the action figures
2917) every day at lunch u mention some thing about halo 2
2918) if u get really exicted when u get outside of maps during the campaign and go where ur not suppose to be
2919)if u watch rvb every time theres anew one and own all the seasons
2920) if u can say word for word the dialogue during every movie in the game and little things like eyes up phantoms back.
2921) if u u say when u called for a ride that evac is here or if u refer to a mini van as the pelican and ur jeep as the warthog
2922)if u missed a day of school when halo 2 came just play like i did
2923) if u played through both halo and halo 2 campaighn like 20 times on legendary

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2923) if u have taken the time to kill covenant and study their bodies

  • 02.14.2006 5:11 PM PDT
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Sorry I had to reply to post this one.

2924.) You have played Halo2 to much if after 48 hours of non-stop playing, while in matchmaking you run to the fridge and grab a frozzen burrito and throw it into the microwave. As you wait for it to cook you stair at the microwave and imagine that it is the TV and your killing someother players. When the burrito is almost done you hear a voice in your head go " 30 Seconds remaining." "10 seconds remaining". When it's done you yell "WE WON! BLUE TEAM YOU SUCK! WE KILLED YOUR BURRITO!" and you quit the game and grab your baddly burned burrito.

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  • 02.14.2006 5:31 PM PDT
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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2915) when u have a halo screen saver for comp a halo 2 backgtound for comp halo and halo 2posters all over ur room if u own a 360 theme is the halo 2 one
2916) halo 2 backpack and shirts and glass mugs u colect the action figures
2917) every day at lunch u mention some thing about halo 2
2918) if u get really exicted when u get outside of maps during the campaign and go where ur not suppose to be
2919)if u watch rvb every time theres anew one and own all the seasons
2920) if u can say word for word the dialogue during every movie in the game and little things like eyes up phantoms back.
2921) if u u say when u called for a ride that evac is here or if u refer to a mini van as the pelican and ur jeep as the warthog
2922)if u missed a day of school when halo 2 came just play like i did
2923) if u played through both halo and halo 2 campaighn like 20 times on legendary


That really spoke to me.... Because it's TOTALLY me.

  • 02.14.2006 5:38 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2925: Everytime you pass an Arby's restaurant, you HAVE to scream "ARBY'S!!!!" At the top of your lungs. Even when your parents are in the car.

  • 02.14.2006 5:40 PM PDT
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#2926
you read poetry to you compuert on valentines day thinking cortona will hear you

  • 02.14.2006 5:45 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

2927: When someone in your class pulls out a Halo 2 box, you squeal. LOUD.

2928: You take the bait of "Why video games shouldn't be banned" because the girl who went before you decided to piss you off. (In speech.debate).

2930: You're slowly morphing all java assignments to be Halo related. Even making a snowman applet in which the snowman has a spartan helmet on.

  • 02.14.2006 5:48 PM PDT