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Subject: 2900 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED AND COUNTING

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2975
When asked to write a poem in English class, it is about Halo


I wrote a SONNET about Halo 2.



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2977
you try to put your hand over a bomb thinking it would stop the timer

2978
you really did mount a fake gun on your friends jeep

2979
you thought it was the best thing ever

  • 02.16.2006 6:24 PM PDT

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MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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2980) after a few weeks you notice that the "fake" gun you bought is actually real.

  • 02.16.2006 8:10 PM PDT
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2981.) you reach for the mike your not wearin before you talk

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  • 02.17.2006 9:28 AM PDT

2981):Your eating alphabet soup keep pressing the x in the soup to get your spoon in your hand

  • 02.17.2006 10:51 AM PDT

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l----------. === - ~,~~: _____________l================[_]=
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Halo2: $55
Halo: $30
XboxLive: $80
Owning a ton of people: priceless
masterchief, may i ask what the hell ur doin on that ship!"
"sir, waiting for halo3"
halo 3 flood models! http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?jimmy%20ol%20boy

when someone makes a racist joke u say. ITS BECAUSE IM GREEN ISNT IT!!!!!!

  • 02.17.2006 12:07 PM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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2983. You Go On A Safari And See A Hog. And You Jump On Its Back And Make Beeping Noises!

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2984 You believe that if you get good enough at Halo, you will be kidnapped and train to become a Spartan

  • 02.17.2006 12:50 PM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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Posted by: Axolotl DiH
2984 You believe that if you get good enough at Halo, you will be kidnapped and train to become a Spartan
Thats Your Life Long Dream.. Sorry To Spoil It But It'll Never Happen, Its A Game!

  • 02.17.2006 1:53 PM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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2985. You Go Into A Coma Beacuse You Go Base Jumping And In The Coner Of Your Eye It Says You Fell To Your Death. From Crabby! =P

  • 02.17.2006 2:32 PM PDT

Official Town Drunk of Sandwichia. Nation of the Flood.
MBT - Impossible Just Happened
* How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
* If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?

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Posted by: CrabbySpider
Posted by: Axolotl DiH
2984 You believe that if you get good enough at Halo, you will be kidnapped and train to become a Spartan
Thats Your Life Long Dream.. Sorry To Spoil It But It'll Never Happen, Its A Game!


dude it's a joke, come one.

  • 02.17.2006 2:40 PM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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Thought Jokes Were Funny?

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you jump off a cliff hopeing to superjump

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You don't fall asleep in class - you lag out.

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When some girl tells you that she just got a ring, you yell "modder".

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You make a lot of your decisions solely on the question WWMCD - what would master chief do? ...which of course is kick some ass.

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You know each one of those Halo 2 info boxes on the matchmaking screen by heart.

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If a kid does better than you on a test, your defense is "well he just had host".

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When you're not sure whether to beat it or to play Halo - so you end up doing both.

  • 02.19.2006 1:23 AM PDT
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If your excuse for doing bad on a test was "I was just de-ranking".

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When you accidentally turn in a kid for cheating by yelling out pissed, "Gahh, he's boosting"

  • 02.19.2006 1:26 AM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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OMG Those Were Godd But Please Number Them!

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And through the drifts the snowy cliffs
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken—
The ice was all between.

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Hardcore Knights of the Old Republic fan. You diss it, you die.

2995. You catch a kid cheating off your test and scream modder!!

2996.You paint your face gold and the rest of your body green and walk around with a SUPPOSIDLY cardboard gun.

2997. When you go into the subway you hear Cortana say "This cave is not a natural formation, someone built it, so it must lead somewere."

2998. When you are at your computer and you cant get off, you say to your friend "Yank me."

2999. You make a gang of guys dressed like insects and call your gang 'The Drones'.

3000!!! You scream "DEMON IS HERE!!!" when your nightmare brat cousin visit you.

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3001. You purposely write a check for $1000 dollars more than you've got in the bank, just so you can see it super-bounce.

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3002. You can't watch old war movies involving snipers without yelling "campers!".

  • 02.19.2006 12:15 PM PDT