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Subject: 2900 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED AND COUNTING
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3003. You get kicked out of CPR class for corpse-humping the dummy and yelling "pwned".

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3004. Your entire school hates you because you spent the entire basketball game de-leveling: taking the ball and running out of bounds.

3005. Your friend accidentally hits a biker with his car and starts freaking out. You yell "nice splatter, dude" and run out to t-bag the guy.

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And through the drifts the snowy cliffs
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken—
The ice was all between.

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Hardcore Knights of the Old Republic fan. You diss it, you die.

3007. You have a insatible thirst for lattes

3008. When you see a heat haze you yell "Camoed Elites!! Take cover!"

3008. You try to grow fur, work out, and find a REALLY BIG HAMMER.

3009. When you get bitten by a mosquito, you scream "A DRONE!!! THE COVENANT ARE ATTACKING EART!!!" Then you take out a knife and/or gun and try to stab and/or shoot the 'Drone' off your arm.

3010. The first thing you say to people who are shorter than you when you meet them is "You look like a Grunt!"

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3011- you have more knowledge about halo than anyone else

  • 02.19.2006 12:41 PM PDT
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3012: Your collection of Halo 2 vids on your computer begins to rival your collection of -blam!- vids. If you're over 15 and your Halo 2 vids outnumber your -blam!- vids, then you are truly an elite gamer - and may need to seek help.

-blam!- = p0 rn

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3013: If you've ever turned on CNN and seen a story about video games where they show some Halo 2 screenshots in the background. Not only do you know exactly what level and what weapons they're showing, but your first thought is "omg, i could pwn that noob"!

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3014: If you take your ranking more seriously than your grades - just kidding, who doesn't do that?

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You know you've been playing Halo 2 too long when you sit down to eat dinner at the end of the day and you pick up your fork and in the bottom right corner of your eye it says:
hold X to pick up spoon
hold Y to dual weild spoon

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3016. When you paint a HUD on the inside of your glasses

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when someone mumbles you call them a voicemasking newb

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Because you are what you eat, and you know what it is.

When you throw fecal matter back at the silverback gorilla at the zoo and yell "take that Tartarus!"

  • 02.19.2006 3:05 PM PDT

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Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

-The only dreams you actually remember having are those of Halo.

-When you're cleaning your room, you're listening to Halo music. When you're running/working out, you're listening to Halo music. When you need inspiration, it's Halo music. When you need a crying shoulder, it's your action figures.

-When most of your artwork has something to do with Halo- most of my characters wear armor nowadays.

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-You know you play Halo too much when you pick a rock of the ground through it at your school wile yelling "Take that Covenant Basterds!"

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You know you play halo too much when you play dodgeball at P.E. and you catch one and you say AHHHH Im Stuck!!!!/

  • 02.21.2006 10:11 AM PDT

When you get fired from your job because you call out due to playing all night.

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When you lose you're voice from yelling "Fu*kin cheater, bet you cannot beat me without your mods or bridge"

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When you pick up a stick and run twoards someone and Say "Why cant I lunge?"

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A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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"Not really. They eat their wounded."
"Just like chiropractors!" Caboose - funny -blam!-

"If god is love, then you can call me cupid" Sarge.

Whispering marine - "you'll give away our position!"
sarge - "I'll do as i damn well please!" (kills grunt with sniper rifle)
elites rule, MCs r cool

3027 you add 1500 of the 3000 symptoms of a halo maniac

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3028. When you post on this forum.......wait.........that didn't come out right.

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Posted by: xboxfreak
3028. When you post on this forum.......wait.........that didn't come out right.


wat dyou mean?

  • 02.22.2006 9:43 AM PDT

"Hey! I heard you fellas taste.... just like chicken!!"

3028 : You mimick the voice of a grunt as you read in the classroom, also screaming "I have worked up a big grunty thirst!" Then you run out of the classroom screaming in gruntish language "Water, water, water and some methane!!!"

Belive me its hilarious to speak like a grunt =D

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3029: You realize that there is more to life than Halo, but you spend all your time playing it anyway.

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You know ur a halo maniac if a car slows down by the side of a road and u start hitting the windows and throw a fake granade into it

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and if you run around with a flash lite then "shoot" the person with a pole yelling OOO how u like the nooby combo now HUH??

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