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3032-- while playing basketball and you make 3 shots in a row and you say triple kill o and he will go for the killtacular but no
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3033. You compare your Teacher to the flood and say that it is much more comforting and nice to you than her.
3034. You walk up behind one of your halo buddies while they are doing something else and suddenly you see the reticle turn red
3035. You are walking through town, and you see one of your friends far away, just to you can't quite see them properly. Your thumb instinctively twitches to click the right thumbstick
3036. You walk into school, see your buddies in a circle talking. you reactively squeeze your left index finger, thinking, "oh man this is totally gonna be a kill frenzy, i rock"
3037. You actually propose for your school band to play "Earth City"
3038. Your truancy officer calls to make sure you're studying for school, and you make idle conversation for a while, and he suddenly becomes suspicious to hear a barely audible "DOUBLE KILL!" in the background
3039: you are at the beach and you grab a 5 yr old child and use him for a plasma pistol... then you press whatever that button is to dual wield and youve got two 5 yr old kids and guns
3040: You kill 8 people in a row and wait for the anouncer to say killa manjaro!
3041: You through rocks at people passing by and say: "STUCK! DOUBLEKILL! TRIPLEKILL, KILLTAKULAR, KILLFRENZY!" at the top of your lungs.
3042: You cary a 12-gage shot gun like this:,-------------._______./``|._________________./``|| ( A ) ( N ) ( T ) ( I ) ( F ) ( L ) ( O ) ( O ) ( D ) |==|________/ - /--/ ;________|||||||||||||||||||||||||||__|__). . . . . . . . ./_/```
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[Gespenst Jäger]Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~
3043: You wonder if flying in a Banshee is akin to rollercoasters. You decide to pretend it is. So, on a roller coaster, you're making sounds like you're shooting plasma. Your friends get it, but everyone else is scared.3044: You have so many groups, you can't fit them in your sig.
3045-- you call the bus ride to school the great journey i got plenty more cause my niegbor is one of these freaks but if i say more he might geat the hint of who i am then would be ww3 cause he's probably reading or read this already3046--reads ever fourm comment even if its 7720 pages long3047--you wish u could be in the halo movie3048--you will wait online 3 months before halo comes out in theaters
3049--when u eat cheerios u think u have found the last halos
HALO O's a balenced part of ur spartan diet careful of speical surprises in every box it could be the flood
I shall cut into 343 Industries Headquarters, retrieve the Halo Bible and burn any 343 Industries employee that stands in my way.Grand Hierarch of the Covenant Elite Community!
3050- You call every Afro-American male Sgt. Johnson.3051- You think that every fat person is a Flood Carrier.3052- You have a Mjolnir pyjama.3053- You try to drive a real scorpion3054- You hop on the back of a warthog.3055- You patrol on a graveyard with your shotgun, because you think the Flood have taken over the bodies.
3056- you find a murder weapon on the floor, but dont hand it in to the police, you try to duel wield with it[Edited on 2/23/2006]
3057-when your teacher comes up to you or asks you a question, all you can think of is the reticule turning red, and your right finger twitches
3058-when you run around school slapping people upside the head saying "BEAT DOWN!" and wait to see the medal appear and when it doesnt yell "MOTHER F**KING MODDERS!!"
3059 - Your reactions have become so good from many hours of playing that the slightest thing that moves near you, you've already taken a commando roll to the nearest cover with a pistol raised.
3060- when you sit at your computer for an hour and read the 3000 reasons your a halo maniac
3061 you are afraid of light blue gum and when it sticks to you you run around yellin o s**t im stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3062 when you hear the wind blow your like crap another banshee and you run in your house to get the aluminum foil rocket launcher you made[Edited on 2/23/2006]
3063 you make a post on th H2 forums using all 10000 possible characters