- Sgt Lister
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And through the drifts the snowy cliffs
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken—
The ice was all between.
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Hardcore Knights of the Old Republic fan. You diss it, you die.
You walk around saying "Ah, I am a genius!" even though your SAT scores are lower than your unborn brother's.
You are arrested for whacking people with a sledge hammer.
You throw rocks covered in peanut butter at passing cars, watch them stick to them, and wonder why it doesnt explode.
You suspect your next door neighbor is a grunt because of the way she screams.
Your school has only light blue dodgeballs, and when you hit someone with one you are disapointed to see that the person you hit didnt die an explosive death.
You expect really big, fat peple wearing blue and grey to have orange blood.
You are sent to the hospital for trying to breath methane.
You speak Elite 24/7. (Wort wort wort!)
You get in trouble with your parents for trying to force your little brother into a grunt costume.
You get in trouble for throwing rocks at your little brother in a grunt costume.
A few weeks later, you do the same thing.
You do it again.
And again.
You join the military expecting to fight on the front lines against the Covenant, but you are instead posted in a rock in the middle of the Iraqi desert.
You hear a re-run of the "War of the Worlds" on the radio, and are arrested a few hours later for shooting at random things on the street and screaming "THE COVENANT ARE INVADING!!!"