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you go to the toys R us water gun department and say "i need a weapon"

  • 03.24.2006 8:25 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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YEAH SO WHAT IF I DO WHAT NOW

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41) you have wet dreams with cortana

  • 03.24.2006 8:42 PM PDT
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You wish that when you enter class a mysterious voice says ENGLISH and when class is almost over you hear him again 5 MINUETTES REMAINING.

  • 03.24.2006 9:50 PM PDT

GaMeRtAg: KantT0uchThis

When you build scale models of maps out of legos and plan your CTF tactics

^_^

  • 03.25.2006 4:23 AM PDT

when you are in school and your hand is in the shape of the xbox controller and think you are playing halo on the teachers class room TV.

  • 03.25.2006 6:07 AM PDT

I'm just a little star in the Universe

When you teacher asks about parasites you start talking about The Flood

  • 03.25.2006 8:46 AM PDT
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3184)Anyone named Johnson is your good friend

3185)It feels akward to you that evey time you get some type of weapon it automaticly points to someones head

3186)you go to tokyo cant call a match with swords real swords your apponents ask you were is your weapon you pull out a grenade with super glue all over it before you throw it you could over sworn you herd someone say "Betch cant stick it" lol

3187)everytime you get embarrased your keep hitting the white button on your shirt say "engage active camoflauge"

3188)you treat migets as grunt and shoot a nearby tall person and you are surorised that the migets dont run away

3189)anyone named Corparal Perez you follow

3190)you sleep with halo2 in your hand

3191)You treat your mom as Miranda Keyes and your strict dad as Sergent Johnson

3192)You have every weapon on halo2 live sized

3193)If you have the track record of never dieing in Xbox Live and die trying to lunge attack this guy with a shotgun you smash your xbox weaping as you do

  • 03.26.2006 7:58 PM PDT

started july 28th?

cool, that's my birthday :D

  • 03.26.2006 9:49 PM PDT
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You are a Halo Maniac when...

You yell out "New Juggernaut" when you see your other brother hit your sister in the back!

  • 03.26.2006 10:16 PM PDT
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When your tired and sleepy you blame it on networking issues LAG

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  • 03.26.2006 11:19 PM PDT
Subject: 500 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC!
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A FREIND GETS RAN OVER BY A CAR YOU RUN OVER AND TBAG HIM LAUGHING NOOB LMAO

  • 03.27.2006 2:25 AM PDT
Subject: 3000 SYPTOMS OF A HALO MANIAC SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED, C'MON LET...

Stats Don't Mean Anything If You Cheat

You Listen To Reclaimer By Steve Vai While Posting

  • 03.27.2006 6:47 AM PDT
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The only books you have read are the halo novels

  • 03.27.2006 8:33 AM PDT
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And through the drifts the snowy cliffs
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken—
The ice was all between.

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Hardcore Knights of the Old Republic fan. You diss it, you die.

You walk around saying "Ah, I am a genius!" even though your SAT scores are lower than your unborn brother's.

You are arrested for whacking people with a sledge hammer.

You throw rocks covered in peanut butter at passing cars, watch them stick to them, and wonder why it doesnt explode.

You suspect your next door neighbor is a grunt because of the way she screams.

Your school has only light blue dodgeballs, and when you hit someone with one you are disapointed to see that the person you hit didnt die an explosive death.

You expect really big, fat peple wearing blue and grey to have orange blood.

You are sent to the hospital for trying to breath methane.

You speak Elite 24/7. (Wort wort wort!)

You get in trouble with your parents for trying to force your little brother into a grunt costume.

You get in trouble for throwing rocks at your little brother in a grunt costume.

A few weeks later, you do the same thing.

You do it again.

And again.

You join the military expecting to fight on the front lines against the Covenant, but you are instead posted in a rock in the middle of the Iraqi desert.

You hear a re-run of the "War of the Worlds" on the radio, and are arrested a few hours later for shooting at random things on the street and screaming "THE COVENANT ARE INVADING!!!"

  • 03.27.2006 9:06 AM PDT
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And through the drifts the snowy cliffs
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken—
The ice was all between.

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Hardcore Knights of the Old Republic fan. You diss it, you die.

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Posted by: made_in_wyoming
so far i have 2918 of these symtoms.


Same here.

  • 03.27.2006 4:41 PM PDT
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[b]When you build scale models of maps out of legos and plan your CTF tactics
Same here.
Of corse i never do that *hides lego model of coagulation*

  • 03.27.2006 5:36 PM PDT
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hey dont make fun my nickname's Juggernaut anyways i can only think of one symptom at the moment

3293)(i think) Everytime you are in a in school and there are 10 second left untill schools out for summer you hear "10 seconds to win" and when school out you go outside and scream "GAME OVER!"

  • 03.27.2006 5:39 PM PDT
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Not that ive done this *hehe* much but you see a kid on a motor scooter and hijak it saying thanks for the ride then shoot them with an paintball gun while attempting to "splater "them

  • 03.27.2006 5:42 PM PDT

[Gespenst Jäger]

Calculus: Gotta solve 'em all~

3294?? ) After realizing that you're one page behind in this post, you almost are brought to tears.

3295) You're scared to leave your computer because you might be demoted in a group

3296) You like to think that people wonder if you're dead when you're gone from the boards for more than a day.

EDITED TO SAY:

Wow, I just read over this last page, and I was laughing SO hard.. maybe that's because I can relate to a lot of them *especially the lego one >.>;;*



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  • 03.27.2006 6:09 PM PDT
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3297) even though the xbox is off you press the white button to talk to other people in the room.

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  • 03.27.2006 6:25 PM PDT